SmackerJack wrote:
Okay. Gimmie a sample.
Here's a fighting game story mode that I just made up.
[Bad guy walks into lab. Scientists are frantic and nervous for their lives as they know that if they make one mistake, they will be destroyed.]
Bad Guy: How are things going in this room, puny men.
Multiple scientists nervously: Haa haa! Everything is going splendid! No problems yet "cool guy!" !Heh heh…
Bad Guy: Perfect! In no time at all, we can conquer the entire country of [small European country] in no time at all! Mwah hah ha ha ha!
Meanwhile at Hero's lair
Stereotypical fighting game hero (SFGH): Oh no! The entire country of [Small European country] is under attack by Bad Guy! Maybe he was the one that killed my father!
Sidekick: SFGH, how many times do I have to tell you that your father is alive. In fact he's really healthy for his age.
SFGH: I must go to avenge my father!
Sidekick: Your father is literally 30 feet away from us.
[points to father and father waves]
SFGH: And away I go!
[breaks window and kung fu flies away.]