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Post the things that you masturbate to.

Shemales, 2 girls 1 cup, futanari, loli, and everything people post below mine.

I totally fap to all the things in Para Furi – Strange Those Who Cohabit.

Loli's, anthro's, ferals, pokemon…that kind of stuff.

women

Futa is a major turn off for me. And sometimes I wish I can go back to normal porn.

This thread isn't about Turn offs.

Lesbian stuff, solo stuff, hentai, as long as it doesn't have dicks in it. (or censored at least)

You.

boobs

Life itself.

everything

Ann wrote:

loli

Sir Brown Bear wrote:

Loli

Guys you make me blush.

Porn, hentai, lolicon shit, tentacle sex, ogres raping magical elfs, cartoon parodies, big boobs, wincest, twincest, hentai, I also have a fetish for huge dicks…

Actually, I masturbate to everything that is morbid and sick. Why? Because I like it.

Hentai, anal, threesomes, bondage, and hentai again.

Boku no Pico, Ponies, OP, Porn

• Lesbians
• Yuri
• Loli yuri
• KlK yuri
• Femslash fanfics
• More lesbians
• Even more lesbians
• MariAli Doujins
• Every other form of yuri and lesbians out there.

Better question is, what DON'T I masturbate to?

I don't masturbate to anything at all. I just let my sexual energy build to infinity.

Money!

Oh dear….busty catfighting lesbians…

only waifu, becasue everythig else would be cheating

Loli wrote:

lolicon shit

And YOU make me blush… :3

Hydrogen bombs… Love the sound and blinding light it makes, while having a tug-of-war with my one eyed snake…

Everything.

Homunculus

Hail the vanilla god! HAIL!

http://www.fakku.net/artists/homunculus

@thegreato,
I'll get so much mileage out of that artists work that I'll break my insurance policy within a day.
You're doing Gods work

I get off to denying Polio-spreading Kolechian cretins access into the mighty nation

Can you feel that? because I sure can, I can feel it so hard

Glory to Arstotzka

-BDSM in general.
-Bondage.
-Spanking/whipping.
-(Private) Humiliation.
-Stuck. (Glue, gum, tar, etc.)
-Quicksand.
-Hypnosis.
-Tickling.
-Ponies.

Vanilla.

This thread

Soooooooooooooo damn sexy~

Mainly just pone because I'm such a goddam ponyfaggot. But overall I prefer cartoon porn. I don't look at normal porn anymore. I find normal porn boring when cartoon porn is so much more creative. Plus I know its not taking advantage of anyone.

If I want normal porn, I'll call one of my FWB's and get it in real life

I have very strict standards when it comes to my porn, though. My porn can only feature consenting (no rape) adults (no kids) doing things that are actually pleasurable (no earsex). That also means it cannot involve anything pain inducing (no gore). Either wear something that looks good in the bedroom or none at all (no daipers). And it must be well drawn (no mspaint) with good attention paid to accurate proportions (no fatties/inflation) and anatomy (no disfigurement). I can't get a boner to any fucked up shit.

Only problem with cartoon porn is it gets a little "too creative" sometimes and delves into insanity and my standards filter out a lot of it.

Other than that I'm cool with most styles and formats. Can be any ship doing anything. Can have vag, dick or both. Can be human, anthro, or pone. Usually it's not the what, but the who and the how that matters

Futa is a major turn off for me

I don't see the problem. Futa lets you mix and match your favorite parts and get the best of both worlds! Bisexuals love it.

I also like to call it gay porn for straight people. Perfect entry level gayness for the aspiring bicurious

I-I do?

Oh gawd! It's making me soooo hard! So cold! So creamy! I just wanna spoon it and then lick the **** out of it.

You guys are all lewd. I have just opened this thread for gag.
Well.. What did i expect anyway?

Vanilla.

Maybe you should try to eat instead of masturbating to it.

Oh, you know…stuff…mainly boobs. Real (preferred), fake, or animated. Boobs.

Alex Mercer:

Maybe you should try to eat instead of masturbating to it.

GTFO! You can't keep me from my waifu! We were meant to be! We don't even need lube.

The Cute Master wrote:

We don’t even need lube.

Well, you can use it as lube too.

That's the joke, Loli

@Alex

Nobody likes asexuals that pretend they so much better than sexuals purely because "fapping is seeuu gwreeeeuuus". It's a perfectly normal habit. You just make yourself look like a pretentious prude for trying to talk down to us.

At least we're enjoying ourselves.

BSoD wrote:

That’s the joke, Loli

Come to think, I can't remember the last time I masturbated to real porn (You know, porn with bad actors, no storyline, crappy script, bad ilumination and fake orgasms) and to be honest, I never finished a porn video.

Vaginal sex.

I know, I'm an monster.

This maybe sick and Randmoman may ban me for it, but here's what I fap to:

Ban hammer! Someone get the ban hammer! You really like to live on the edge, don't you?

@Badsitrep

You disgust me

Stupid sexy James.

Myself. I climax every time I look in the mirror.