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What do you masturbate to?

Last posted Mar 05, 2014 at 06:59PM EST. Added Feb 20, 2014 at 05:01AM EST
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Ann wrote:

loli

Sir Brown Bear wrote:

Loli

Guys you make me blush.


Porn, hentai, lolicon shit, tentacle sex, ogres raping magical elfs, cartoon parodies, big boobs, wincest, twincest, hentai, I also have a fetish for huge dicks…

Actually, I masturbate to everything that is morbid and sick. Why? Because I like it.

Last edited Feb 20, 2014 at 11:40AM EST

I don't masturbate to anything at all. I just let my sexual energy build to infinity.

And if you believe that, I have some mighty fine real estate in Equestria I've been meaning to get off my hands.

Last edited Feb 20, 2014 at 01:45PM EST

@thegreato,
I'll get so much mileage out of that artists work that I'll break my insurance policy within a day.
You're doing Gods work


I get off to denying Polio-spreading Kolechian cretins access into the mighty nation

Can you feel that? because I sure can, I can feel it so hard

Glory to Arstotzka

Mainly just pone because I'm such a goddam ponyfaggot. But overall I prefer cartoon porn. I don't look at normal porn anymore. I find normal porn boring when cartoon porn is so much more creative. Plus I know its not taking advantage of anyone.

If I want normal porn, I'll call one of my FWB's and get it in real life

I have very strict standards when it comes to my porn, though. My porn can only feature consenting (no rape) adults (no kids) doing things that are actually pleasurable (no earsex). That also means it cannot involve anything pain inducing (no gore). Either wear something that looks good in the bedroom or none at all (no daipers). And it must be well drawn (no mspaint) with good attention paid to accurate proportions (no fatties/inflation) and anatomy (no disfigurement). I can't get a boner to any fucked up shit.

Only problem with cartoon porn is it gets a little "too creative" sometimes and delves into insanity and my standards filter out a lot of it.

Other than that I'm cool with most styles and formats. Can be any ship doing anything. Can have vag, dick or both. Can be human, anthro, or pone. Usually it's not the what, but the who and the how that matters

Futa is a major turn off for me

I don't see the problem. Futa lets you mix and match your favorite parts and get the best of both worlds! Bisexuals love it.

I also like to call it gay porn for straight people. Perfect entry level gayness for the aspiring bicurious

Last edited Feb 21, 2014 at 06:02AM EST


You guys are all lewd. I have just opened this thread for gag.
Well.. What did i expect anyway?

Vanilla.

Maybe you should try to eat instead of masturbating to it.

Last edited Feb 20, 2014 at 07:39PM EST

That's the joke, Loli


@Alex

Nobody likes asexuals that pretend they so much better than sexuals purely because "fapping is seeuu gwreeeeuuus". It's a perfectly normal habit. You just make yourself look like a pretentious prude for trying to talk down to us.

At least we're enjoying ourselves.

Last edited Feb 20, 2014 at 08:18PM EST

BSoD wrote:

That’s the joke, Loli


Come to think, I can't remember the last time I masturbated to real porn (You know, porn with bad actors, no storyline, crappy script, bad ilumination and fake orgasms) and to be honest, I never finished a porn video.

Loli wrote:

BSoD wrote:

That’s the joke, Loli


Come to think, I can't remember the last time I masturbated to real porn (You know, porn with bad actors, no storyline, crappy script, bad ilumination and fake orgasms) and to be honest, I never finished a porn video.

badsitrep wrote:

This maybe sick and Randmoman may ban me for it, but here's what I fap to:

Heterosexual, adult married couples having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.

Ban hammer! Someone get the ban hammer! You really like to live on the edge, don't you?

Skeletor-sm

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