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Leon McDickTits

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You know what? This isn't working. Let's just call him…

RAGE at this clearly undemocratic given name, rage with the fury of a thousand shlongs, then make that your new name.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

talk about bob behind his back

Bob is a smelly fart breath who pees out wiener juice on his poop.

Decapitate Bob with your legs.

Go through the other door.

Use Teamwork.

Add another "o" in Bob to name him "Boob".

Eat bob.

Correction. Use THE REAL SUPER POWER OF TEAMWORK!

And then ask why you're quoting a line from Soniic Heroes.

>Use Bob

yelling_into_the_void wrote:

Use Teamwork

DJ Sir-Soundwave SRJ's Soilder wrote:

>Use Bob

Why not both? Use Teamwork Bob!

In the next room, the dimensions have returned to normal, and there is a convenient ledge that requires a boost to reach.

John, climb on Bob's shoulders.

John drew Bob's shoulders tucked in, so Bob's head will have to do.

Fuse together.

FU-SION-HA-
Oh wait, John and Bob do not have arms, and therefore cannot preform the fusion dance. Sorry.

Evolve arms.

Bob should lay down and fling John up using his feet.

Evolve arms and fuse

(Assuming John is still atop Bob) Have Bob carry John over to the door.

Using Teamwork Bob, John managed to get to the door.
Now to see the next room…

Wait, what?
What demented architect made this?
Also, why is it so pixel-y?
More importantly, where is the exit?

Jump into the center hole.

I can only agree with that.

I'd say look before you leap, but, screw that; scream "Geronimo!"

Take the elevator.

John decides to chuck himself down the center for no real reason.

Woah, it's like that one scene from that space movie!
… You get a feeling this isn't going to be a short fall. (Warning: TV Tropes link!)

Have John become more aerodynamic.
Have Bob run around the hole.

Fall through another blue hole which lands you in an alternate universe with an alternate John.

Pass the time by writing, directing, producing, and preforming a puppet show based on 2112 by RUSH.

While John has a fun time writing a puppet show while falling at terminal velocity, Bob decides to head back into the door that he came from.

Bob is starting to see a pattern with the room layouts, as in there isn't one. Inside the new room is a small window, and a red button.

PUSH THAT BUTTON FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

Bob decides to push the beckoning red button.

A cat seemingly materializes on the window. Unless this is some push-button-receive-cat device, Bob isn't sure of the implications of this.

Continue to push it ad infinium.

Second that notion..

Bob pushes the button until he can button no more.

This seems to be a Schrodinger's cat experiment. But what purpose does it serve?
Bob supposes that some things have no real meaning, and are just shiny blinky lights on the Christmas tree of life.

Bob: Stop pushing the button, look for an exit.

As Bob looks away, he notices that the room around him fades slowly into a new one. This one has a window, looking out to a fractal.
… Sheesh, what's with this place and fractals? Is the designer of this place named after a fractal or something?!

Look outside the window.

recite digits of pi. This is an experiment to see whether the fractals or pi end first.

Bob has a rather silly idea: Why not compare the digits of Pi to the number of replicas in the fractal?

This is going to take a while.

Check on John's progress.

Snooooore.

Make John use Escape Velocity to stop falling.

John. John wake up. Listen to the voices… Get the hell out of there…

Wake up and eat the fractals.

Bob: Stop counting Pi and go find an actual pie.

Bob: Break through the window