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Hey there, everyone. So, with Nats fronting my current scavenger hunt game, I've been craving attention decided that I have enough time for another game.

And so, I've decided that we should have a weekly KYM Roast, focusing on a new user every week. But how will we know which user is coming up? That's for you to decided, fellow users.

See, this is a hub thread for the roasts. Here we will vote on the user who will be subjected to the event each week. I have gotten permission from every user (save for one, but I'm sure he's cool with it) that I will be including in a poll. It's up to the users to decide who they will roast.

This list will be updated each week to remove users that have already been done.

Without further ado, here is the first poll.

Edit: I should also inform you all that the roast threads will start every Sunday and end every Saturday night.

I do not see myself on this list.

Every Sunday night we must create a thread filled entirely with roasts.

I signed up and was already roasted by not appearing on the list gg

edit: yeah it's fine

Shit, I knew I was forgetting someone. Damn.

I'm sorry, I can't change the poll now. But, I'll add you onto the list and you'll appear in next week's poll. Is that alright?

He sends his regards

This is going to be interesting.

I'm not on the list because it's impossible to roast me. I'm simply that flawless and perfect

I’m not on the list because it’s impossible to roast me. I’m simply that flawless and perfect, even more so than BSOD.

Hawt gay brone mod > random 15 year old on a meme site.
Looks like you made your match ;)

I sorta feel like getting made fun of… besides, might be interesting

Right, I'll add Blue, Max and Mako to next week's poll.

Ooh you're taking volunteers? If there's room me please I'm already an easy target might as well make it easier.

Oh boy, a roast, this could be fun and delicious. Also, this is how I imagine how the roast will go.

I'd love to have my insecurities and flaws pointed out! Count me in for next week.

I'm easy enough to make fun of, sign me up if you wish.

Sign me up.

Alright, I'm closing the poll now.

The results are in:

It looks like our first week will be Captain Blubber.

I'll start us off with a joke:

Why's he called Captain Blubber?

He ate the previous captain.

No, not here.

Is it too late to join?

I'll put you in for next week. But the first one has started if you want in on that.

> I am not that popular to be in the list.

▶️Meme arooz

Did I win?

roast me reddit

I have gotten permission from every user (save for one, but I’m sure he’s cool with it)

Hello.

Hi

Gonna suspend you for assaulting my fragile ego without my permission.

Have you seen the current thread? It's not gonna be much of an assault. Hahaha.

Look at it like the most succesful roast, because people are heavily roasting themselves with that quality hahaha.

KYM is the NPR of roasting people

hahaha

Nice meme.

Thanks.

If you want my roast go look at my search history…

Alright everyone, here is this week's poll

The most important thing is that people had fun doing this, so let's continue with the weekly schedule.

Edit: Due to technical difficulties, I've taken down the poll. Will put it back up shortly.

Edit 2: It's back up.

I thought I said I was interested, Bob.

Oh, whoops.

I'll add you into next week's poll.

Forgot to mention that I wanna get roasted very hard.

I've always wanted to join in on one of these! Sign me in.

>2015
>not on list

Alright. Week 3's poll is a little late, but here it is

Unfortunately, Strawpoll only allows for 30 entrants so you'll notice some names missing. Because of this, I'll be working on a first come, first serve for new entries. Your name will then be added to the following week's poll, after the roasted user has been eliminated from the poll prior.

Third week in and no one wants to rekt me.
Am I this fabulous?

Edited the title to make it more obvious that voting is open again. Hope you don't mind, Bob.

Are people picked at random? Or can you volunteer? If so can I shoot for next week's?

@Particle Mare

Yes, I mind. How dare you? I'm kidding. I'm honestly glad you did and believe myself to be an idiot for not thinking of it.

@SirBrownBear

I can put your name in the list, but you won't show up for a while.

Posting to ask kindly for his addition to the poll.
Thank you.

@Tomberry

Sure, but you'll have to wait a few weeks.

Alright everyone, it's time for week 4's poll.

Alright, everyone. Time to vote for Week 5.