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k guys so over the weekend… I GOT ANOTHER BIRD.

You might be asking, "daigonite, with such a filthy fucking room you sick fuck why would you buy another bird?"

JOKE'S ON FUCKING YOU I DIDN'T BUY NUTHIN FOR THIS FUCKING BIRD he's actually a RESCUE BIRD from a friend's roommate

they found him a few weeks ago freezing in the cold michigan november wind poor thing so they put him in a cage and brought him in with food n' shit

turns out that he didn't want the poor little dude and didn't have a cage the proper size, so I got a new cage for this little dude and now he's my bubba

so what does this mean?

HE NEEDS A NAME

Tentative name is Muffins but feel free to throw out a name, if I like it more than Muffins I'll use it.

Protips:
1. I'm not going to name him something rude or retarded so don't do something like that.
2. he's not a meme and he's not going to be named a meme
3. I'm going with a sweet food naming scheme with my birdies so if you go with that you get extra points.

edit: BEFORE ANYONE ASKS HE'S A BOY AND NO HE'S NOT AN MTF TRANSGENDER I'M NOT FUCKING NAMING HIM A GIRL'S NAME HOLY FUCK DON'T ASK

Mikoyan gurevich.

Obamafro

revolver canary

or big bird

Millhouse.

After all, he's not a meme.

Berry
Vanilla
Cherry
Blue
George

Jacques?

Bumbo.

Slithers, Pigglesworth, Mr. Bubbles, or Slimy.

Otacon

Gangster

Atticus. Too bad he's not a finch, but whatever.

Randy Butternubs

Michael Brown

Captain!

Nick Valentine

Vote 2 for otacon

Mr Bubbles

Thomas (Not because he's blue. Just thought it'd be a good name.)

Pearl

Sgt. Peckers

Minestrone
Fondue
Charlie
¯\(ツ)/¯

Grimbo.

I think I'm gonna go with Otacon unless anyone has anything better. My bird is weeb trash.

LAST CALL FOR NAME SUGGESTIONS

>not using jacques

HE'S NOT EVEN A GREEN CHEEK CONURE YOU FUCKING PLEBIAN

holy shit is that literally all that goes through your mind

like i'm almost on the verge of saying you should probably see a doctor for your obsessions its honestly a little unhealthy

Big Bird
Honey
Gansta (a more female name )

birb

He looks like the lil' birb my sister lost a few months ago.

Going by your 3rd rule (somewhat):

Maj. Muffintop
Col. Cinnamon
Cpt. Cioccolata
Ranger Risotto

If none of these work, then how about:

The Dude

Woodstock

Mr Titty Sprinkles

Osama Binliftin

Crimsonfucker

or my personal favourite, Deus Vitas Kinetic Bombardment Satelitte

Osiris, cause that dude's the god of life and death and it sounds like this bird could have died.

Parfresh, so he won't be par-rotten. :y

Tchefuncte Bonaparte Zonker

I have now successfully names 2 pets on this website (the other being one of TillsterRulz's cats which ended up being named EVA). Seems like Metal Gear names are all the rage.

Man