It's that time of year again. Skeleton War 2016 is upon us.
Will you stand proud and full of Calcium as a Skeleton Warrior, or are you gunna get spooked Fuckboi? The choice is yours.

sign me up so them fuckboys can get spooked

Time to spook some fuccbois.

I like to join the skeletons! Let me take off this skin quick.

There we go.

My birthday is in october, I was born spooky

I'm gonna spook some chumps and drink Sprite. And I'm all outta Sprite.

Remember to take both Vitamin D and Calcium, as Vitamin D helps your Calcium get absorbed!

WHAT'S UP FUCKBOYS

What's up,fuckboys? Time to get spooky.

JUVENILE MALES OF COPULATION! I COME UNTO YOU FROM THE VAST DARKNESS OF THE INFINITE VOID TO DELIVER ETERNAL TERROR!!!

(Source: Mellin)

This entire thread gave me goosebumps

Skeleton war later.
Skeleton party NOW.

time for spoops

DOOT INCOMING

Ghosts are better tbh.

September's over
Time to post skeletons

Did someone say "Skeleton Warriors"?

Yeah the 90's was really weird…

I'm glad to see all of these brave bones take up the cause, but now it's time to get to work. As some of you may remember, about a month ago, the fuckbois launched a preemptive strike against us under the guise of early christmas.
Our mission: find the leaders who orchestrated this act against us, and spook'em good.

Time to show dem fuccbois who's boss around this time of the year.

Send in the calcium boys

Lisalombs eliminated

Found a fuckboy:

These primitive fuckbois will know our full wrath!

Ready to fuck up some fucbois

Well, well…en garde fuccbois!

sign me up

bring out the nerf nukes

we killin em

Sign me up to spook some fuccbois.

will there be brownies?

>you will never feel Ainz-sama's boner
Why even live?

Sign me up!

Am ready to spook.

hell yea boi

New to this whole Skeleton War stuff but interested nonetheless. What do I have to do?

TO VICTORY COMRADES

YEA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

We have to launch an attack on the fuckboys before they regroup and launch a counter attack on us.
Forward Calcium Warriors!

Sign me in or else…

LMG
MOUNTED
AND LOADED

This whole thread just gave me a boner.

Fucking had these actionfigures

Do you guys know about the Bear In The Big Blue House meme?
Basically the big new meme of October is this shit



and the skeleton-posters have declared war



(btw I'm not joking this has actually a thing and it's gotten huge on Reddit and might spread elsewhere)

Finally the time has come. Soon the skeletons will be avenged.

Okay you lazy bones R and R is over! Time to get back to spooking.
Our next objective: The Bear in the Big Blue House

Ties between this meme and the fuckbois is currently unknown (more intelligence is needed), but this bear and it's followers have shown anti-skeleton war support. Just like anyone who attempts to disrupt our spooky war, this fuzzball must be spooked solid.
Your Mission:
1. Find if the Bear in the Big Blue House has any connection to the fuckbois.
2. "Stuff" the bear with fright before this stupid meme gains any more ground.

It's near. The bears and the fuckboiss will fall this year, nothing can stop the might of the calcium army.