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Credit goes to the guys at the "Punch-Out!!" board at GameFAQs for the original.
So, give a stupid answer to the question, then ask a stupid question.
Example:
"Q: Need a hug?"
"A: The last time someone hugged me I could bend as far backwards as I could forwards, so no thank you"

GO!
Q: What is a man?

Oh wait we are talking about man?

Yes, fried man in a can.
Where the Hell is Matt?

Up your butt.
What is effort?

It's putting emphasis in order to get that measly bonus on that project you failed.
Why is calculus so boring?

To make people more serious

What is love?

It's a way of enslaving 2 people to each other.
Why do people celebrate Valentine's day?

Why is slowpoke so slow?

he has a car to carry
why does it always rain on me?

Because it's a conspiracy.
Why do all the default avatars look the same?

Cause god hates you

2 + ~ =?

42.
Where is my bluetooth?

Next to your green foot.
Where is waldo?

Hiding from the Slenderman.
Drink?

No thank you

When will the phoenix guide us?

When I stop double posting.
When will we all die?

Tomorrow.
When will that answer stop moving a day forward?

When we all die.
When will I win THE GAME?

Never.

When will I become an Admiral?

When you can convince Lanthus not to be an IRC Wuss.

How do I whored Karma?

I will teach you. Make lots of Posts to make BZ angry at you and you shall achieve my glorious Karma.

How do I shot web?

Well, when a Mommy Spiderman and a Daddy Spiderman love each other veeeerrrryyyy much…

What's the strangest object within your reach?

Genitals.
Where are you?

In your Bases.

How many Hypnotoads does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's easy! Exactly-ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

Where is Osama Bin Laden?

Right behind you.
What is in the bermuda triangle?

Water.

Will I win the KYM Super Moe Loli award again this year for having Suwako as my Avatar?

No.
Why is Vlad like this?

Because I want to be so.

Cheeto?

No thank you.

What flavor is my pie?

Pie Flavor!

What is the true religion?

Jews.
When is forever?

right now. OH SHI
will Leonardo DiCaprio win an Oscar now for being in Inception?

Its Leonardo *KNEE*caprio damnit!
How long have i been misinformed that Bush is still alive?

umm since i felt his apendix
you and whose army

The United States Army

How many D's are in DERP!

9001

will you answer this question?

HAH! no
which is the most unfairest class in tf2?

SAXTON HALE!

Who am I?

Your you.
Why do I fire lazorz?

To find your soulmate.

How do I HURR DURR?

How do I divide by Zero?

20/0

Why is that image so funny?

Because:

Why is the sky blue.

Because it's a big mirror and it's reflecting the water.

Why am I so short?

There is no god…

What is love?

I already asked that.

What time is it?

HAMMERTIME!

Why am I so lonely?

Because you touch yourself at night.

What are you?

Well what are you?