because he is not you.
when is Peanut butter jelly time?
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Is my dick a penis?
no, it's a guy named Richard.
In a right triangle, all three sides add up to 200. What is the length of the hypotenuse?
9001
???
Last edited Jul 24, 2010 at 06:12PM EDT
I don't even.
How do you make four triangles out of six matches? (Hint: You have to think about it differently)
Triforce.
How do you eat a pineapple?
Last edited Jul 24, 2010 at 06:37PM EDT
Using a Poonapple.
How do keep spies away from my sentries?
like an Orange.
does it hurt when you google yourself?
You don't due to engi spam.
Why are you doing this?
Because i am bored
are Cannibal trolls good for the net?
NO U
Why nobody on /v/ talks about racing games?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That makes so much sense….
Why am I Irish?!
Because you are a drunken leprechaun.
Is this real life?
No gigiosantos, you are the ?
And then?
Cookies.
Cookies?
Last edited Jul 24, 2010 at 11:06PM EDT
you ate my cookie give it back
was my cookie even in there?
of course it was.
Why am I up at 12:40 Central Time? I'm going to bed.
Because you have the urge to argue on the Internets.
Should I watch another Tom Cruise movie?
no he sucks
what is scientology
a joke.
what is fraud?
Also a joke.
Is this madness?
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
What are you?
A Scout.
NEED AN DISPENSER HERE?
Ffs… bloody scouts.
How do I tell if the cake is the truth?
You have to trust GLaDOS.
How do I shot web?
ask batman
where must i travel to reach the undying lands
You go
http://youtu.be/KJ-4P0O62Ys
(F*cking embbeding, how does it work?)
..careful with the rhubarb on fire.
Does the companion cube loves me?
Last edited Jul 26, 2010 at 09:22AM EDT
no, it hates all.
now that my thing says i has gold membership, can i has cookie?
No sweetie, cookies are for researchers only.
Why don't people use durstn't/dursn't instead of the newer daren't?
Because herpa derp derp
Have you ever seen the rain?
thats not ran, it's god peeing…
should Google Chrome be renamed to Derpgle Chrome?
No, it should be renamed to Hurrgle Chrome.
Can we all agree that Demoman is a drunken dude with explosives?
No, he's a drunken Explosive with dudes.
Can I move away from Mic to breathe in?
A. NO
Q. Why is the mellow meme gone.
It was stupid.
Why did you like it so much?
A. Cuz mellow was Hawt
Q.Am I Obsessed?
Yes.
Want some Twizzlers?
A.is it blood red?
Q.Did i answer a question with another question?
Only if you want to believe you did
Why is Justin Bieber still alive?
A.his hair is in the way
Q.i think im getting over the mellow sitiation, i think?
Females…
How do I shot web?
A.im a Guy , A very emotional Guy at that
Q.will somone answer the above question?
A:nope.avi
Q:nope.avi?
A.
Q.No question Needed?
correct.
why? … nothing in particular, just.. why?
A.Because
Q.what no answer?
A: maybe
Q: can you eat raw garlic?
yes.
Does that mean i can't be a vampire?
Yes, but vampires are for pussies ATM.
Why did I wake up 20 feet away from where I went to sleep?