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Can you worship a warship?
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Only on Tuesdays!
When is public nudity acceptable?
yes, but you cant warship a worship.
what's pikachu's favorite attack?
Flamethrower
What the hell is a pokemon?
Electro-puke.
What will cause armageddon?
Diabeetus.
Why do people keep skipping me?
because your goose
why does it always rain on me?
Cause nobody likes you.
You're that clever shark aren't you!?
No, just a Dolphin.
Do whistle tips go WOO WOO?
no they go BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
what is this?
This is NAWT that. And you CAN worship a warship.
Is it all we have?
No, we're saving the rest. What Is Love?
Last edited Jul 20, 2010 at 06:55PM EDT
Synonymous with sex.
What is my credit card code?
1584541310864lksnfjkldz that's what it is. No exceptions.
If potatoes were viscious, would you still eat them?
666. Is there a god?
No god, only people that think there is.
How do you feel about plums?
No
x = y?
x=x
What are you doing in my house?
Watching you sleep silly!
Where do babies come from?
The sky.
Where does the tooth fairy live?
The molar system.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Hadron Collider?
The world may never know.
Where is America?
In my pants
Is molesting my students wrong?
Not if you're a priest!
What should I get my sister for her birthday?
A dildo
Do you a faggot?
Sure why not.
WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?
Because… WHAT HAVE I DONE I DON'T BBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I MADE IT MYSELF!!!
Who is a pretty cool guy?
Samus Aran
Where the Hell is Matt?
In your anus.
What it the meaning of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
It means you used all the letters left to right in each row on the keyboard.
Do gingers have souls?
No.
Yes?
NO.
Does pedo bear have a soul?
He doesn't need one.
Who is pedobear?
your uncle.
why aren't we nocturnal?
Because our eyes weren't made for the darkness
What is love?
Why isn't communism working?
A bunch of idiots are in charge of all the Commie affairs…
What am I thinking about right now?
Happycat.
Then… Who was phone?
To ask who was phone, is to ask why was phone.
Why can't I stop listening to this?
Because you now have a craving for chicken and black guys.
Why is twilight such a horrible movie?
Because you don't have the hormones requisite for you to like it.
Why did Daikatana suck?
It was ported to the N64 too late.
What do I hear a crackling sound when I swallow?
cause you have the plagus
when is now? when you read this it wont be now and as im writing this it wont be now so is everything then cause nothing can be now?
Blue Hippopotamus Applesauce…
What time is it?
What is tht si tahW
your mom
cacapoopoopeepeeshire
asdf
Why am I so :| today?
because im here
potpie
PIE FLAVOR!
Why Dr.tran so F***ING AWESOME?
