F***ing Miracles
Explain the laws of "Grabbity"
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F***ing Miracles
Explain the laws of "Grabbity"
Rule 1:There are no laws of “Grabbity”
What if a hand came out of your toilet?
it would make it easier to be lazy if i could get it to wipe for me. . .
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Why didn't you post a question?
Because they're a faggot.
What does love feel like?
A kick in the mouth.
Is it time?
It's always time ;D
How big is your penis?
Big enough.
What is this?
This is hell.
Why would you do that?
The Hoff told me to.
Anyone else find it fun to prank call via skype + google number?
Does one simply walk into Mordor?
no I get there on a giant fucking eagle which would of been the simple thing to do
why are there no black people in Metalocalypse?
Because i ate them all.
is Obama really black?
He's still awaiting the results of his negroedom certification test.
If KYM were a sitcom, what would it be?
"Banned for Life"
Did you see what I did there?
nope
do you care about me
No, but Jesus does. Too bad he doesn't exist.
When girls say I'm a stalker does that mean they want to have sex with me?
no it means you are creepy and should go away
do have a tail
Only on Thursdays
Where do babies come from?
this
am i cody
No, I am.
no but i am a doctor
why am i a doctor
Because that video caused many people to become violently sick.
WHAT is your favourite colour?
GREEEEEEN
Does anyone know who my avatar is?
Not nearly as many people who know who my avatar is.
Do you prefer octagons or dodecagons?
Octogonopus
Who is she?
A man.
Why do you randomly shoop innocent person's whoops?
@ Dr. Octagonopus: She is my step sister.
Because you can.
What is with this weather?
The annual ninja parade, obviously.
Just how fat is yo momma anyway?
Not as fat as YO' momma.
Do you like waffles?
Except for the blue kind.
Is this thread as epic as the first one?
If the gods permit it.
What time is it?
A. 5:65
Q.What should I ask?
You didn't come here to find out what you should ask, you've already asked it. You came here to understand why you asked it.
If /b/ is random, why is OP always a fag?
Because I can and its free.
Will I ever marry a real furrie?
Why can't I be creative now?
Why is the world flat.
because your round
where do trees come from
They come from paper
Why is there global warming
Polar bears are douchebags.
Why,BP,WHY?
Because they touch themselves at night.
Who is the most interesting man in the WORLD
Lady Gaga
where is hell?
Antartica.
Where did the Pingas go?
down to the market
what makes an old man old?
His young age.
Does Snape Die?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
Is there no spoon?
no but there's lots of knives
how do we have ears?
OF FUCKING COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!
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