Before we begin, here is a quick greentext.
>Be a skeleton wearing a human skin
>Blends in with society
>Fuckbois come bursting in through front door
>"Shit", I say
>Be at top secret prison at a cell
>Fuckbois too busy doing fuckboi stuff
>Uses skeleton key to escape cell disguised as a bone
>Sneaks around for intel
>File full of intel
>Alarm is tripped
>Escapes into a vent
>The escape scene from Shawshank Redemption happens
>Raises bony arms in triumph and glory
It begins. Again. Every year, an endless war between skeletons and fuckbois reaches a critical point in October. It is here that we must call upon our skeleton warriors to defeat the fuckbois. Take off those skins, rattle those bones, because this month is the time where we must go to war! Are you with me?
