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seam none exists.
Is that like the no mans land for jokes?

And before you say "thats not cool my friend was raped".
I don't care, if someone told me a black joke im not gonna go "thats not cool, my friend was black".

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-gonna-get-raped

Basically…

In another forum I used to frequent, Somebody gave a setup like this, and another regular said, "That's offensive. There couldn't possibly be a way to make a funny joke about rape." I was going to post my agreement, and then I saw the next post:

A woman runs into a police station yelling "Grape! Grape! Someone help me I was graped!" One of the officers says, "Don't you mean 'raped'?" to which she replies, "Well, there was a bunch of them…"

"my friend was black"
"friend was black"
"was black"
"was"

wat

@Hamilton.
My friend was Micheal Jackson.

Does this belong in the White American joke thread?

There you go OP, rape humour – I'd rape you for being wrong, but you can't rape the willing HAHAHA :P

seriously though, rape is wrong and makes baby jesus cry :(

unless you're the cheezburger network:

http://senorgif.com/2010/07/17/funny-gif-the-safe-word-is-butter/
http://senorgif.com/2010/09/23/funny-gifs-turtle-ball-attack/
http://cheezburger.com/View/2009167104

then that shit is hilarious

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/surprise-buttsex

Chilean miner making love to his wife for first time since release:

Miner: 'Can we switch the lights off?' . . .
Wife: 'Of course honey' . . .

Miner: 'Can I have you from behind?' . . .
Wife: 'Anything you want my brave boy' . . .

Miner: 'Can I call you Pedro? . . . . . '    

I'm going to grape you in the mouth and then i'm going to go upstairs and grape your mom then i'm going to grape your dad, but thats not all i'm going to take you and your sister downtsairs into the cellar and i'm going to chain you to the furnace and grape you till you scream
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I dont know the rest or the beginning of the youtube video but it goes something like that…

Obligatory:

holy ganola that is disturbing
yet funny

Well Zarlekek, I'll post another just for you!

What's the best thing about little girls?

After you're done with them, you can turn them over and use them as a little boy!

holy shit I haven't heard that one if u got more post them

How do you make a girl cry twice?

Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on her doll.

man ur funny but guess what i did that once…………………..jk lol

I has a distinct feeling that this thread may get locked, so…

umm… OK

Robin, why must you destroy something as pure and beautiful as a rape thread?

It is time,we must rape a rape thread

It is time,we must rape a rape thread
we must rape a rape thread
must rape a rape
rape a rape
rape
Rape is rape, rape rape a rape rape

[edit] This would have worked better with pictures.

in the bible if you raped a woman than you have to marry her as punishment and thats no joke.

In the bible, god forbids video games, its on page 666.

i have got a knife don't make this rape turn into a murder

@Richie – Rule #43 on these set of rules is why.

if your gonna rape a woman always do it at nightime in a dark alley and make sure no one is around so you dont get caught. and its good to have a van with a matress in the back. and remember always be gental with your victims and for christ sake dont murder them when your done, just release them in some secluded location. also wear a mask and a condom.

For the last goddamn time, ITS NOT KIDNAPPING! It's surprise adoption…

@dav37777777

Were is the murder filling??

So dav3777777777777777, what was it like growing up in Tisdale? All that honey sure did make you sweet.

Also, if you like rape, trying visiting:

There's all the rape you can handle

@ Robin: Is nothing sacred?

when i rape them im actually making sweet love to them

@dav37777777

Not if they are willing.

@ Sweatie: so you're saying that if they can't say no, they're willing by default?

[edit: posting upskirt pics of passed out girls is prohibited.]

Already saw the third one down a few times, quite nice of you to censor the eyes too.

That's not a censorship bar, that's his semen – black and odd, like his soul.

yeah that pic has an interesting story behind it. i was really nervous because i dont usually do this sort of thing out in the open in broad daylight. i was doing her anally on the table and i could hear her moaning a bit when i busted a nut. i think she was starting to come around so i finished up and got fuck out of there before anyone noticed me. this pic was taken before the rape occurred. after the rape all the beer bottles were on the ground and her panties were around her ankles. the pic has really grown in popularity. you may not believe me but i actually loved each and every one of these young ladies with all my heart and soul.

Good thing you were doing him anally.

you were actually the sweetest sweetie killer. so eager to please and tighter than a virgin.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now the line has been crossed.

In b4 da lock, mesajarjarbinx!

dav3 I love you so much right now.

dav3, you have earned the right to be my friend. (jason however….)

inb4 lock!