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KYM RPG REBOOT

Last posted Jun 13, 2011 at 01:54AM EDT. Added Jan 03, 2011 at 09:14AM EST
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Im going to quickly screw the idea of a "Random Generateing Dungeon every level", cause I know we can be more creative than that. Draw random squares in MS Paint or something and we can come up with the dungeon layout.

Since I remember that somebody said LV1 was an Anime/Manga based level, I suggest that the world before you enter the dungeon zone is an Anime Convention with plenty of booths and cosplayers. Upon entering town the group meets Kero~, a User at KYM but after agreeing to come along runs off to a "Thread" that just threw a party Insert Embarased Teardrops and Aura here (Get Kero~ over here to decide on the Diologe). The entrance to the Dungeon section becomes apparent and you can enter. There is also a Wepon Shop in this part of town.

The Dungeon it'self is a multifloored dungeon that parody's the various anime common locations. (One room may be a school for instance, while the next room wouled be onboard an Airship.) Enemy's you fight relate to Pokemon, Dragon Ball Z, Melencholy of Haruhi, Etc, and the boss is Kotana from Lucky Star. (We will fight Kawaii, Vegeta, Seto Kaiba, and Emiya Shiro "Archer" later.)

Natsuru will explain the layout as "A mishmash of various things that only a site like 4-Chan couled look like" he will go on to explain that most normall sites look extreamly orginized. "Wikipedia for instance, it looks like a massive library of all knowlege that extends forever. It's just a bunch of bookcases, while a site like Youtube is a giant movie theater with hundreds of theaters. Each website has their own theme. 4-chan however, is unable to present a common theme, thus it can never maintain it's shape and can never blend."

After returning to the first town, My quote to the “Yaranaika?” guy:

"Yaranaika?”
Me: "Sorry, I only do it with traps. Shall I redirect you to the Hentai catigory?"

Derpy Hooves wrote:

My quote to the "Yaranaika?" guy:

Len: Uhhhhh……..No thank you. ._. But I know a guy that might….calls angrypwnzer over
pwnzer: What you want?
Yaranaika? guy: Yaranaika?
pwnzer: Fuck you Len….
Len: You know I'm just messing with ya! Lol

quick rewirte:
Whne the guy asks "Yaranaika?", i pull out a japanese to english dictionary.
Cameron: Yaranaika…. lemme see…..
(Finds definition.)
Cameron: Wha!?!
Cameron: DAMN YOU LEN!!!!! NO! No yaranaika! Not in a milllion years!

angrypwnzer wrote:

quick rewirte:
Whne the guy asks "Yaranaika?", i pull out a japanese to english dictionary.
Cameron: Yaranaika…. lemme see…..
(Finds definition.)
Cameron: Wha!?!
Cameron: DAMN YOU LEN!!!!! NO! No yaranaika! Not in a milllion years!

lol i like that better.

angrypwnzer wrote:

quick rewirte:
Whne the guy asks "Yaranaika?", i pull out a japanese to english dictionary.
Cameron: Yaranaika…. lemme see…..
(Finds definition.)
Cameron: Wha!?!
Cameron: DAMN YOU LEN!!!!! NO! No yaranaika! Not in a milllion years!

Definatly contains more lolz. XD

LV 1 Midboss encounter Dialogue:

Len: "This place is more messed up than Cameron's brain!"
Cameron: "Say another insulting remark like that and Ill tear your balls off and shove them down your ear."
MC: "Unfortunately they would probably fit pretty easily considering his age."
Len: "HA HA HA, Very funny. Now on a diffrent subject, Faceing Natsuru tell us where the hell we are!"
Natsuru: "Good question, but I would have to guess… the 3rd floor."
Cameron: "That's not very high up considering-!!"
Edward Elric: "WHATS NOT VERRY HIGH UP!?!"
Natsuru: "Oh shit, now you've done it!"
Cameron: "How was I suppose to know the oversensitive shortie would be there?"
Len: "SHUT UP! If he hears you call him short again he will defiantly kill us!"
MC: "LEN!"
Natsuru: "Don't say it too high!"
Len: "HES GOING TO TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY TOO!"
MC: "GUYS! Try to control your short tempers!"
Natsuru, Len, and Cameron: "SHUT UP!"
Edward Elric enters the screen
Edward: "WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME SHORT!?!"
The group all points to each other in a circle
MC: "What an interesting predicament."
Edward snaps and uses alchemy to trap them in a circle.
Natsuru: "I have doubts about surviving this."
Battle Start

After the battle Edward faint's and he is dragged off by his brother.
Alphonse:"I'm so sorry about my brother, we where at least a mile away but he still heard you."
Cameron: "Damn he has good hearing."
MC: "Please keep control of your brother next time."
Alphonse: "I will!"
Natsuru: "By the way, have you seen something evil looking guy pass though here lately?"
Alphonse: "Now that you mention it, we did run into somebody like that in here, he was seting up some sort of portal device."
Natsuru: "Thank you, where was he?"
Alphonse: "At the core. It's on the top floor."
MC: "Thank you, let's go."

This is funny, but it couled be hilarious with more ways to acidentally say "Short" if you can come up with more ways edit it how you see fit.

Assumeing we are all around LV 10…
Edwards moveset:
Him useing certain attacks are dependent on how much health he has.
Erode: Decreases oponent's defence.
Spear: His standard attack becomes more powerfull and he now carry's a spear around. Breaks after a certain number of hits.
Nii-san "Pimpen Ed": Edward grabs two random females and uses them as sheilds. They leave at the end of the turn or die after a certain amount of damage.
75%>
Stalagmite: A spiked rock shoots from the ground damageing multible opponents.
Grave: A spiked rock shoots out hitting multible people once, and the targeted 4 more times/
25%>
Cannon: Single Shot that massively damages one opponent.
Overlimit: Giant Cannon: He will use this if you leave him with 5% health or less. Hit's all opponents but can't kill them, leaveing them with 1 health (during this battle anyway)

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

LV 1 Midboss encounter Dialogue:

Len: "This place is more messed up than Cameron's brain!"
Cameron: "Say another insulting remark like that and Ill tear your balls off and shove them down your ear."
MC: "Unfortunately they would probably fit pretty easily considering his age."
Len: "HA HA HA, Very funny. Now on a diffrent subject, Faceing Natsuru tell us where the hell we are!"
Natsuru: "Good question, but I would have to guess… the 3rd floor."
Cameron: "That's not very high up considering-!!"
Edward Elric: "WHATS NOT VERRY HIGH UP!?!"
Natsuru: "Oh shit, now you've done it!"
Cameron: "How was I suppose to know the oversensitive shortie would be there?"
Len: "SHUT UP! If he hears you call him short again he will defiantly kill us!"
MC: "LEN!"
Natsuru: "Don't say it too high!"
Len: "HES GOING TO TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY TOO!"
MC: "GUYS! Try to control your short tempers!"
Natsuru, Len, and Cameron: "SHUT UP!"
Edward Elric enters the screen
Edward: "WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME SHORT!?!"
The group all points to each other in a circle
MC: "What an interesting predicament."
Edward snaps and uses alchemy to trap them in a circle.
Natsuru: "I have doubts about surviving this."
Battle Start

After the battle Edward faint's and he is dragged off by his brother.
Alphonse:"I'm so sorry about my brother, we where at least a mile away but he still heard you."
Cameron: "Damn he has good hearing."
MC: "Please keep control of your brother next time."
Alphonse: "I will!"
Natsuru: "By the way, have you seen something evil looking guy pass though here lately?"
Alphonse: "Now that you mention it, we did run into somebody like that in here, he was seting up some sort of portal device."
Natsuru: "Thank you, where was he?"
Alphonse: "At the core. It's on the top floor."
MC: "Thank you, let's go."

This is funny, but it couled be hilarious with more ways to acidentally say "Short" if you can come up with more ways edit it how you see fit.

Already thought of one line
Cameron: Damn i'm hungry. Anybody got some shrimp cocktail?

Songs for the endings:
Final boss fight with anonymous:

Apocalyptic "shutdown" ending:
or

Bad "Breakdown" ending:
(Note: halfway through the song, it kind of cheers up, showing that things can be healed)

Good "Update" Version:

Last edited Jan 23, 2011 at 08:00AM EST

The theme that plays when we escape the internet.
On foot:

By KYM Bus:

Or vice versa.

Who get's the KYM bus for us to escape in? Most logical choice wouled be Kero~ since she doesn't spend much of her time with the team.

Last edited Jan 23, 2011 at 03:30PM EST

I'll be a secret character.

In order to get me, you have to beat Smugleaf at my glorious mansion, which you will find by accepting the "Smug Grief" sub-mission.

My powers are dropping huge bags of money on people, and healing people (probably just +1) with chocolate coins.

I can also generate money by using my "Income" power, though it costs me one turn. Gradually get more money each turn by using "Income" in succession!

CLYDE (Joe's Nightmare) wrote:

I'll be a secret character.

In order to get me, you have to beat Smugleaf at my glorious mansion, which you will find by accepting the "Smug Grief" sub-mission.

My powers are dropping huge bags of money on people, and healing people (probably just +1) with chocolate coins.

I can also generate money by using my "Income" power, though it costs me one turn. Gradually get more money each turn by using "Income" in succession!

Give us a full attack set (22 LV Up powers, 2 Altered Attacks, a Sidequest learned attack, and a Overlimit), a sample script of your intro, and a character profile, THEN we can talk about getting you a part.

We should fight Edward one more time in Video Games, except he has Alphonse with him and a legitimate reason to fight us (And more attacks of course). After that he appears in the KYM Arena, where you can fight many Meme's one after another in the >9000 Man Melee (A lot of us are going to be seriously overpowered by the time we unlock that.)

Idea for a dialog line for the Persona Segment:
OK, so we got the characters from P3 & P4 with us, and we encounter a shadow. The P3 characters pull out their Evokers. This hilarious exchange begins:
Yosuke: WHOA, what are guys doing!? Put the guns dow- NO! Don't go all An Hero on us! Help us!
(P3 Characters use their Evokers)
Yosuke: Great, our help just suicided. No wha-
(The P3 personas come out)
Kanji: Holy shit did they use those guns to summon Personas? Damn…that is totally badass!

angrypwnzer wrote:

I am so sad right now…. the KYM RPG demo has been denied by the rpgmaker.net site…if i complete this, i;ll have no way to distribute it….

DX

Could you please explain that? Why do you have yo have it "confirmed" etc? Why can't you just distribute it another way? Bear in mind a lot of us have no idea what rpg maker is.

EEP! Maybe it was because it was unplayable for whatever reason? Or maybe Smacks self to shut self up

Ok, there are other sites you can put the game up on, even open up a wordpress for it, unless only the RPG Maker site is the only thing with the Exporting Code… then we are screwed.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

EEP! Maybe it was because it was unplayable for whatever reason? Or maybe Smacks self to shut self up

Ok, there are other sites you can put the game up on, even open up a wordpress for it, unless only the RPG Maker site is the only thing with the Exporting Code… then we are screwed.

I don't think it was rejected for gameplay. Summary of the explanation for rejection:
"WTF is this shit?"

angrypwnzer wrote:

I don't think it was rejected for gameplay. Summary of the explanation for rejection:
"WTF is this shit?"

OHHHH!!!! I get it now. We are going to need a better more orginized plan if we expect to be able to distribute the demo's via that site. Ill try to come up with a plan so that we don't get rejected again on the first tech demo.

Ok! Ill be shure to check it every once in awile. Now, onto my plan.
This entire plan is created under the belife that they played the game to see if it worked correctly. If we submit a verry orginized tech demo THAT WORKS, they will probably release them.

So here's my milestone plan:
The first tech demo will be called "Know Your Meme RPG Tech Demo." In this we have two rooms, one full of NPC's and Recruitable Ally's, the other room will have Random Enemy Encounters and a boss we can fight.

The NPC room will so far have a Shopkeeper, the Yaranaika? guy, an Inn Keeper, Kero~, and any NPC's that have been agreed upon with their full diologe. Pwnzer, Len, and Natsuru will also be lined up and can be recruited by simpily talking to them. They will respond "Ok, Ill join you." and physically follow behind the character in the Battle Order. The characters attacks and abilaties shouled also be compleat up to LV 10.

The random enemy encounter room shouled be large enough to need Camera Scrolling, and have diffrent areas of the floor with more likely chances of diffrent Enemy type Encounters (Like grass and long grass in Pokemon). A boss is also at the end of the room (Edward most likely because he is the only guy we have came up with.)

Even though it's sound's a bit simplistic, just remember that Most Tech Demo's start out this way before getting aprooved and moveing onto the Main Production (When they hire hundreds of people to make the game from start to finish).

Last edited Jan 24, 2011 at 01:59PM EST

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Ok! Ill be shure to check it every once in awile. Now, onto my plan.
This entire plan is created under the belife that they played the game to see if it worked correctly. If we submit a verry orginized tech demo THAT WORKS, they will probably release them.

So here's my milestone plan:
The first tech demo will be called "Know Your Meme RPG Tech Demo." In this we have two rooms, one full of NPC's and Recruitable Ally's, the other room will have Random Enemy Encounters and a boss we can fight.

The NPC room will so far have a Shopkeeper, the Yaranaika? guy, an Inn Keeper, Kero~, and any NPC's that have been agreed upon with their full diologe. Pwnzer, Len, and Natsuru will also be lined up and can be recruited by simpily talking to them. They will respond "Ok, Ill join you." and physically follow behind the character in the Battle Order. The characters attacks and abilaties shouled also be compleat up to LV 10.

The random enemy encounter room shouled be large enough to need Camera Scrolling, and have diffrent areas of the floor with more likely chances of diffrent Enemy type Encounters (Like grass and long grass in Pokemon). A boss is also at the end of the room (Edward most likely because he is the only guy we have came up with.)

Even though it's sound's a bit simplistic, just remember that Most Tech Demo's start out this way before getting aprooved and moveing onto the Main Production (When they hire hundreds of people to make the game from start to finish).

It's funny because pwnzer has no programming experience and won't be able to do anything near this.

Idea for a boss:

Around the end of the game (like 6/8 through the game), we get a distress call from the Watcher. The watcher warns us of an attack on the KYM homepage. The party heads to KYM and find out that the site is on the verge of shutting down. The Watcher tells us where the the cause of the threat currently is. The party heads to the submission area where Disaster Girl has struck. We must fight Disaster Girl when she summons a METAL GEAR to fight us with. After defeating Disaster Girl, we are treated to a cool cut-scene.

When Metal Gear apears we get the "Oh mai gawd! MEDAL GEEEAAAR!" From Egoraptor's "Metal Gear Awsome is not on Youtube" video.
And she sends the Metal Gear out of a Pokeball, just for lolz.

I vote for Metal Gear Rex, because I have fond memories of Metal Gear Solid, Twin Snakes.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

When Metal Gear apears we get the "Oh mai gawd! MEDAL GEEEAAAR!" From Egoraptor's "Metal Gear Awsome is not on Youtube" video.
And she sends the Metal Gear out of a Pokeball, just for lolz.

I vote for Metal Gear Rex, because I have fond memories of Metal Gear Solid, Twin Snakes.

Metal Gear Rex indeed. :D It has always been my favorite.

God, Gentleman Meow's apearance kinda made me reailse that besides Me, Len, and Pwnzer, we have been forgeting about everyone, so I racked though the entire thread to look for all the legedimate people who whanted to be characters. SO here it is!

People confirmed for the game:
MC Female: Paladin (Sword/Healer)
MC Male: Reaper (Syth/Leecher)
Len: Bard/ healer.
Natsuru: Mage (Fire, Light, Thunder, later dark, attack buff.)
The Game: Mage (Explosion Fire, Ice, Thunder, early dark.)
Heavy Lobster Guy: Mage (Dark, Erosion)

Confirmed just cause and need to make up their full Attack Set:
Angrypwnzer: Physical
Ashbot2.O: "Flail- uses power of Ice"
Stoffie:___

People who need a attack set (or even a fighting style) but couled be omited if they don't hurry up and tell us:
Cirno Fu: Attorney (Also has basic lv magic arts) THIS PERSON HAS COME UP WITH HALF THE MOVES NEEDED TO BECOME PLAYALBE
Smug Leaf(3): Cane (Has also requested he becomes a boss if not playable)
Adam DeLand: Martial Arts
Jack Candle: "Orange juice, seeds, etc." o.0
Omomon: Baseball Bats
Vlad:___
Dadodacahedron: Physical
Gentleman Meow: Money
Trick Lobo:
•"Sabrina": Physical/Ailment
•"Toby": Healing/Electric

Please tell me if I forgot anyone.
(I left out anybody with the "JR. Member" or "Brand New Member" Title, they didn't even have a avatar.)

We still need:
-A Mage who uses Earth, Water, and Wind. (or balance other mage's attack sets to include them.)
-A Tool User (Somebody has got to drive the D.E.S.U.)
-A summoner.
-A HEALER If nobody volenteers Kero~ get's promoted to full time healer.
-A Dancer
-A gun user

And if you don't whant to be any of these DON'T BE A FIRE/LIGHT/THUNDER/ICE/DARK MAGE! Thank you.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

We still need:
-A Mage who uses Earth, Water, and Wind. (or balance other mage's attack sets to include them.)
-A Tool User (Somebody has got to drive the D.E.S.U.)
-A summoner.
-A HEALER If nobody volenteers Kero~ get's promoted to full time healer.
-A Dancer
-A gun user

And if you don't whant to be any of these DON'T BE A FIRE/LIGHT/THUNDER/ICE/DARK MAGE! Thank you.

Gun user wuld be Moargun. Nuff said.

I'd like to change my overdrive attack.

Shining Ray:

Once activated, Len will start performing this song. While performing the first verse, enemies will have slow cast on them. They will also get damaged as the song goes along. When Len gets to the lyric "Shining Ray" A flash of light will appear, healing all party members to full HP, MP, and clears status effects. When he sings the lyric "Burning Red!" multiple explosions happen, causing MAJOR damage to all enemies. For the rest of the song, the battle will go on as normal, but everyone in the party has increased Attack, Defense, Magic, Speed, Etc. And when the song ends, Len will do one final attack, causing major damage to all enemies.

Derpy Hooves wrote:

I'd like to change my overdrive attack.

Shining Ray:

Once activated, Len will start performing this song. While performing the first verse, enemies will have slow cast on them. They will also get damaged as the song goes along. When Len gets to the lyric "Shining Ray" A flash of light will appear, healing all party members to full HP, MP, and clears status effects. When he sings the lyric "Burning Red!" multiple explosions happen, causing MAJOR damage to all enemies. For the rest of the song, the battle will go on as normal, but everyone in the party has increased Attack, Defense, Magic, Speed, Etc. And when the song ends, Len will do one final attack, causing major damage to all enemies.

Good Idea, it wouled also be cool if as the song progresses a stage slowly rises from the ground and showlights started turning on. A crowd of adoreing fans apear and cause small damage repeatedly around halfway though the song. The "final attack" part is a stage fireworks show that showers onto the enemys destroying the stage in the progress.

Before we invade /b/ we meet Leroy Jenkins, who temporarly joins our team as a NPC. Once we arrive at the entrance to the final dungeon, he will charge in and compleatly wipe out the enemy army waiting for us in the lobby before triping and falling down bowsers endless staircase. "He'll be fine." "I doubt that…" "At least he has chicken."

Last edited Jan 25, 2011 at 08:38PM EST

I'm intrigued enough to be a part of this, even if I did join 22 days ago. It seems like something to occupy my extensive free time. Just give me time to go find a profile pic that's spriteable, make a bio, and think up some skills. I was thinking of being a polearm user, but I could have fun with the summoner. For example, summon Dr. Octogonapus could be entertaining.

Last edited Jan 25, 2011 at 09:56PM EST

Captain Badass wrote:

I'm intrigued enough to be a part of this, even if I did join 22 days ago. It seems like something to occupy my extensive free time. Just give me time to go find a profile pic that's spriteable, make a bio, and think up some skills. I was thinking of being a polearm user, but I could have fun with the summoner. For example, summon Dr. Octogonapus could be entertaining.

Actually, we don't have a Polearm user, so go ahead. It wouled also be great to add summons to your attack set as well.

Last edited Jan 25, 2011 at 10:52PM EST

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Before we invade /b/ we meet Leroy Jenkins, who temporarly joins our team as a NPC. Once we arrive at the entrance to the final dungeon, he will charge in and compleatly wipe out the enemy army waiting for us in the lobby before triping and falling down bowsers endless staircase. "He'll be fine." "I doubt that…" "At least he has chicken."

I don't think it's so endless when going down…. at least, that's what i've heard.

angrypwnzer wrote:

Anyway, some of these attack ideas kick serious ass, but i can't animate very well…i still haven't figured out how to import custom sprites D:

Then there is only one way to figure it out: QUICK! TO THE GOOGLE-MOBILE!

Ok, from what I see, the requirements are: The Sprite has to be on a PGN file, and the background's color must either be transparent.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THE BACKGROUND OF A SPRITESHEET TRANSPARENT USING MICROSOFT PAINT! YOU HAVE TO USE A PROGRAM LIKE PHOTOSHOP, PICASA, OR PAINT.NET (Paint.Net is like a free version of Photoshop, so yea). The sprites you get online may have a bright green background or whatever, but they are registered as transparent.

And again, I strongly suggest we base our battle sprites off the ones used in Tales Of The World ND3:

They are a good size and we can get away with just editing them to be our characters if need be.

The only reason that I'm hesitant to use summons is that some memes would probably be better bosses than summons and vice versa which makes me unsure of what would be where.
Also, how will the battle system work? Will it be turn-based like Final Fantasy, strategy based like Fire Emblem, text based like Earthbound, or something else?

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

And again, I strongly suggest we base our battle sprites off the ones used in Tales Of The World ND3:

They are a good size and we can get away with just editing them to be our characters if need be.

Captain Badass wrote:

The only reason that I'm hesitant to use summons is that some memes would probably be better bosses than summons and vice versa which makes me unsure of what would be where.
Also, how will the battle system work? Will it be turn-based like Final Fantasy, strategy based like Fire Emblem, text based like Earthbound, or something else?

Don't worry about the summon spirits, we will find a way to work around it. Likely chance is you won't have leveled up enough to summon them by the time you fight them anyways.
And based off of all the expectations for the game and the program being used, it is definatly going to be a Final Fantasy style game, which actually has a diffrent take on the turn based system.

angrypwnzer wrote:

I'll start posting my progress and other things on my new blog: http://pwnzerpage.blogspot.com/

I decided to follow suit and start up a resource blog for the game: http://kymnatsuruftw.blogspot.com/
Ill be organiseing all the info we have so far and whatever Sprites, Music, and Script's we have, and you use your blog to host contests and give us game updates. Sound good?

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

LV 1 Midboss encounter Dialogue:

Len: "This place is more messed up than Cameron's brain!"
Cameron: "Say another insulting remark like that and Ill tear your balls off and shove them down your ear."
MC: "Unfortunately they would probably fit pretty easily considering his age."
Len: "HA HA HA, Very funny. Now on a diffrent subject, Faceing Natsuru tell us where the hell we are!"
Natsuru: "Good question, but I would have to guess… the 3rd floor."
Cameron: "That's not very high up considering-!!"
Edward Elric: "WHATS NOT VERRY HIGH UP!?!"
Natsuru: "Oh shit, now you've done it!"
Cameron: "How was I suppose to know the oversensitive shortie would be there?"
Len: "SHUT UP! If he hears you call him short again he will defiantly kill us!"
MC: "LEN!"
Natsuru: "Don't say it too high!"
Len: "HES GOING TO TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY TOO!"
MC: "GUYS! Try to control your short tempers!"
Natsuru, Len, and Cameron: "SHUT UP!"
Edward Elric enters the screen
Edward: "WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME SHORT!?!"
The group all points to each other in a circle
MC: "What an interesting predicament."
Edward snaps and uses alchemy to trap them in a circle.
Natsuru: "I have doubts about surviving this."
Battle Start

After the battle Edward faint's and he is dragged off by his brother.
Alphonse:"I'm so sorry about my brother, we where at least a mile away but he still heard you."
Cameron: "Damn he has good hearing."
MC: "Please keep control of your brother next time."
Alphonse: "I will!"
Natsuru: "By the way, have you seen something evil looking guy pass though here lately?"
Alphonse: "Now that you mention it, we did run into somebody like that in here, he was seting up some sort of portal device."
Natsuru: "Thank you, where was he?"
Alphonse: "At the core. It's on the top floor."
MC: "Thank you, let's go."

This is funny, but it couled be hilarious with more ways to acidentally say "Short" if you can come up with more ways edit it how you see fit.

Inserting dialog:
Before Mc says "What an interesting predicament", i'll say, "Oh damn this is not gonna end well…"

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

LV 1 Midboss encounter Dialogue:

Len: "This place is more messed up than Cameron's brain!"
Cameron: "Say another insulting remark like that and Ill tear your balls off and shove them down your ear."
MC: "Unfortunately they would probably fit pretty easily considering his age."
Len: "HA HA HA, Very funny. Now on a diffrent subject, Faceing Natsuru tell us where the hell we are!"
Natsuru: "Good question, but I would have to guess… the 3rd floor."
Cameron: "That's not very high up considering-!!"
Edward Elric: "WHATS NOT VERRY HIGH UP!?!"
Natsuru: "Oh shit, now you've done it!"
Cameron: "How was I suppose to know the oversensitive shortie would be there?"
Len: "SHUT UP! If he hears you call him short again he will defiantly kill us!"
MC: "LEN!"
Natsuru: "Don't say it too high!"
Len: "HES GOING TO TAKE THAT THE WRONG WAY TOO!"
MC: "GUYS! Try to control your short tempers!"
Natsuru, Len, and Cameron: "SHUT UP!"
Edward Elric enters the screen
Edward: "WHICH ONE OF YOU CALLED ME SHORT!?!"
The group all points to each other in a circle
MC: "What an interesting predicament."
Edward snaps and uses alchemy to trap them in a circle.
Natsuru: "I have doubts about surviving this."
Battle Start

After the battle Edward faint's and he is dragged off by his brother.
Alphonse:"I'm so sorry about my brother, we where at least a mile away but he still heard you."
Cameron: "Damn he has good hearing."
MC: "Please keep control of your brother next time."
Alphonse: "I will!"
Natsuru: "By the way, have you seen something evil looking guy pass though here lately?"
Alphonse: "Now that you mention it, we did run into somebody like that in here, he was seting up some sort of portal device."
Natsuru: "Thank you, where was he?"
Alphonse: "At the core. It's on the top floor."
MC: "Thank you, let's go."

This is funny, but it couled be hilarious with more ways to acidentally say "Short" if you can come up with more ways edit it how you see fit.

After Natsuru says, "I have doubts about surviving this." I'll say, "We'll win, let's try to make this a short fight."

Diologe for the rest of the Prologe Sequence:
Len: "I’m also to trying to find Natsuru. He went off to find the source of the threat somewhere else, but the gate to KYM closed the instant she left so I couldent follow. I was trying to find a Link…"
Pwnzer: "Maybe if we had admistrator power we couled blast our way out of here."
KYM-Tan: "Good Idea, let's get to my office on the top floor!"

The player get's the Elivator Key and returns to the lobby of the Forums. Upon entering the elevator a cutscene plays where a mystirous girl watches them climb in and the door shut. She grins and quicklky turns around…

They arrive in the cubicle office of the KYM Admins, and find Capatin Blubber severly injured on the ground.
Len: "CAPTAIN!"
Pwnzer: "Thank God."
KYM-Tan: "Captain! Who did this to you!?!"
Captain Blubber: "I was hacked, but I managed to force them to leave by seriously injuring myself."
Pwnzer: "HA! Serves your right."
Captain Blubber: "Fuck you Pwnzer, Fuck you." Captain Blubber disapears
Len: "Is he dead?"
Pwnzer: "Meh, he has so much money his life insurance plan probably will bring him back to life in case he was brutally murdured."
KYM-Tan: "Then why did his body disapear?"
Watcher: "Natsuru probably knows the ansers. Now Quick! Im unlocking the vault with the Banhammer! Use it to smash your way out!"

They enter the vault as the lazer's turn off.
Pwnzer: "So THIS is the Banhammer."
Len: "Pwnzer, don't even think about useing it on one of us."
Pwnzer: "No, I was planning on hitting Stoffe with it the instant he showed his ugly face in my threads again."
KYM-Tan: "… uhhh…."
Pwnzer: "NEVERMIND! Let's get out of here!"

Pwnzer aproaches the Banhammer, when it suddenly glows.
Pwnzer: "What's Going On!?!"
???: "A hacker has been sited in KYM, we will be closeing the site to clean it up and clear out the problem. Please remain calm as you get blasted out of the website with a explosion capeable of takeing out Africa."
KYM-Tan: "Shit just hit the fan!"
Len: "Brace Yourself!"
A large blinding light fills the room.

Cutscene: Outside of KYM the entire buiding dematirializes, leaveing the trio in midair. They scream as they fall toward the abyss. Len: "Wait! What about the Explosion?" Pwnzer: "Huh? What explosion?" Len:" THE EXPLOSION THAT WAS SUPOSE TO-!!"
A gigantic explosion suddenly blasts them all sideways into a rouge portal looking thing. "SHIIIIIIT!"

Prologe End, Credits play.

Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Diologe for the rest of the Prologe Sequence:
Len: "I’m also to trying to find Natsuru. He went off to find the source of the threat somewhere else, but the gate to KYM closed the instant she left so I couldent follow. I was trying to find a Link…"
Pwnzer: "Maybe if we had admistrator power we couled blast our way out of here."
KYM-Tan: "Good Idea, let's get to my office on the top floor!"

The player get's the Elivator Key and returns to the lobby of the Forums. Upon entering the elevator a cutscene plays where a mystirous girl watches them climb in and the door shut. She grins and quicklky turns around…

They arrive in the cubicle office of the KYM Admins, and find Capatin Blubber severly injured on the ground.
Len: "CAPTAIN!"
Pwnzer: "Thank God."
KYM-Tan: "Captain! Who did this to you!?!"
Captain Blubber: "I was hacked, but I managed to force them to leave by seriously injuring myself."
Pwnzer: "HA! Serves your right."
Captain Blubber: "Fuck you Pwnzer, Fuck you." Captain Blubber disapears
Len: "Is he dead?"
Pwnzer: "Meh, he has so much money his life insurance plan probably will bring him back to life in case he was brutally murdured."
KYM-Tan: "Then why did his body disapear?"
Watcher: "Natsuru probably knows the ansers. Now Quick! Im unlocking the vault with the Banhammer! Use it to smash your way out!"

They enter the vault as the lazer's turn off.
Pwnzer: "So THIS is the Banhammer."
Len: "Pwnzer, don't even think about useing it on one of us."
Pwnzer: "No, I was planning on hitting Stoffe with it the instant he showed his ugly face in my threads again."
KYM-Tan: "… uhhh…."
Pwnzer: "NEVERMIND! Let's get out of here!"

Pwnzer aproaches the Banhammer, when it suddenly glows.
Pwnzer: "What's Going On!?!"
???: "A hacker has been sited in KYM, we will be closeing the site to clean it up and clear out the problem. Please remain calm as you get blasted out of the website with a explosion capeable of takeing out Africa."
KYM-Tan: "Shit just hit the fan!"
Len: "Brace Yourself!"
A large blinding light fills the room.

Cutscene: Outside of KYM the entire buiding dematirializes, leaveing the trio in midair. They scream as they fall toward the abyss. Len: "Wait! What about the Explosion?" Pwnzer: "Huh? What explosion?" Len:" THE EXPLOSION THAT WAS SUPOSE TO-!!"
A gigantic explosion suddenly blasts them all sideways into a rouge portal looking thing. "SHIIIIIIT!"

Prologe End, Credits play.

My comments on the Banhammer bit: WIN. I just laughed my ass off

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