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I think we might be able to broker a mutual agreement.

>2012-Forever
>Not voting for puppets

>MFW this thread

POLITICAL PUNS INTENDED!

I'll join the Brony Party then…

I'll be in the Homestuck party, and I'm running so the fucktards don't win.

I quit. I join the Animu Party.

Cat party, yay!

Welcome, comrade.
We shall be conferring in our General thread.

Can I join the Cat Party?

Please?

I might join the Karmmunists, Philip. But I need to know more about your ideology, and what you plan on doing for this forum.

New and improved.

Some people have tons of karma, such as Suiseiseki, Kalmo, and RandomMan. As you may also have noticed, people with less karma are often looked down upon. Us here at the Supreme Karmmunists 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back Party believe all should be equal under the eyes of karma, and we will not stand for the abuse of those who do not have as much. We will fight to eradicate karma inequality in the forums! There will be no more ruling class of the karma elites; the common users will arise and overthrow the ruling class! Karma will be distributed in a fair manner so that all are equal.

Karmrads also get special perks, such as free soda.

Am I the only one who's thinking about voting for Thomas Nair's party, just for shits 'n' giggles…

Is… Is that your entire plan? Sounds like there's a massive amount of room for corruption and tyranny in it. Communist systems need to be planned carefully, and you're doing it haphazardly. You've lost my potential support.

Now now, we are not rash. We will not get rid of the mods or staff. We will simply ensure the equality of all of those users who post in the forums.

Don't you hate when you post something and get no karma or negative karma, but when someone else posts it, they get karma? It is unfair and a mockery of the system! We will ensure that no users are taken advantage of in this manner, and that the elitist karma whores will no longer have total control over these forums.

Am I in the scientific party?

and [make sure] that the elitist karma whores will no longer have total control over these forums

elitist karma whores

Philip J. Fry:
Karma Received
+1,550 +1,859 (85%) -309 (15%)

I rest my case.

Besides, are our ideals really so bad? These other parties just want to win so they can further their own fandom's control of these forums. The Supreme Karmmunists 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back Party fights for the common user! We fight for equality, not inequality. We fight not for fandoms, we fight for the people!

I am no exception to my my party's philosophy. If elected, my own karma will be rationed as well.

I feel you don't want to join just so you can protect your precious 4200 karma.

Sounds like a job for my INCREDIBLY SHITTY PHOTOSHOPPING SKILLS

FAKE EDIT: It appears I have been ninja'd… here it is anyway. NEW AND IMPROVRED

Guide you through this political turmoil I will young padawan.

Special thanks to our newest Karmrad, Teh Brawler for his substantially less shitty work. Great job!

@Kalmo
>I’ll be in the Homestuck party, and I’m running so the fucktards don’t win.
>so the fucktards don’t win.

Are you insinuating that there are members of these forums that are not fucktards? We're all fucktards, and we know it. You see people? What did I say? Most… honest… liar… I would never insult your intelligence by implying that any of you have intelligence. Also, Kalmo kicks kittens. Remember, a vote for the Supreme Karmmunists 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back Party is a vote for the Cat Party!

I, the leader of the Troll Party, do not fight for my ideology to be spread, only for our forum's quality to be raised. The bronies and Homestuckers on the other hand, I cannot speak for.

Quantum Meme posted:

Am I in the scientific party?

The Troll Party, if elected, will fund the educational system, the space program, and cutting-edge scientific research very highly. Basically, we're the closest you've got to a science party.

If karma is rationed, karma whore threads/posts will disappear and our forum's quality will increase dramatically.

I'm Going to show the partys like the Troll King did for now on.

Homestuck Party
madcat
Gamzee
Kasrkai, the Witch King of Cats
MDFification
Fridge Logic
RocketPropelledPanda
ArdentGamer
Kalmo

Gamer Party
seal clubba (doctorhobo)
random 21
Cpt. Douglas J Falcon
Notsocool
Slappy The Fish
CJ
Cyber6x
Pope Leox

Brony Party
Ric Tesla
CitationNeeded
Connor the Brony
Twins the Comatose Vegetable
Bruelock

Cat Party
amanda b.
Arctic Dagger
Derpy Vazquez
Herobrine

Supreme Karmmunists 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back Party
Philip J. Fry
Vermin Supreme
Teh Brawler

Animu Party
Patrick
Derpy Freeman

Troll Party
RussianFedora
Quantum Meme

Independent Partys:

Wesrern Federation
Thomas Nair

NC Party
Dr. Meme

Dance Party
404 User Not Found

Pants Party
WsxdasBones FalconHawk

Jimmies Party
Blue Screen

Note:NO MORE NEW PARTYS
Also, Should we limit the number of runners for each party.

Hey guys, How are we going to have a fair Voting system? Think about it,
Anyone can make 10 fake emails and use them to up vote there own post and down vote everyone else.
What about the Poll? How can we know candidates won't vote for them selfs? or use Different IPs to do so?
We need to come up with a fair voteing system.

Ahh, but that doesn't solve the problem of trolls and terrible threads. You see, the Troll Party endorses a very efficient Counter-Strike Troll Deployment (CSTD) system for quickly getting rid of bad threads and unpopular trolls. Take TARDISES for example, the trollish creature kept on attacking innocent threads, but I hit him over the head with the CSTD a couple times, and now he seems to have stopped.

This system also works very well for threads that are terrible; using the CSTD system, you can derail a thread very quickly, prompting the mods to lock it, or for the users to stop posting in it, decomposing the thread in a hasty manner.

What? I don't think Quantum made a scientific party, he was just making a joke. Besides, you can't make new parties anymore; Troll King said that no new parties are allowed.

Im joining gamer party

Well then, that's a little unfair.

I think I'll join Russian Fedora as the ambassador of the Flood Forum

Let me be the first to assure you, as a three year user with less than 500 krama, this is in no way an attempt to siphon your 4,000 kramas. Or maybe it is. Unfortunately, I do not remember and I seem to have misplaced my political agenda. But your krama is more than likely safe, unless it is not.

If I might make a suggestion, perhaps all the trolls could join forces with the Karmunists? The CSTD would be an inveluable asset when it comes to supressing the masses and enforcing our rank as god-kings, I mean, MAKING THE FORUMS A BETTER PLACE. I even came up with another, newer, longer name! What do you guys think about the "Supreme Karmmunists and the Kingdom of the Crystal Troll 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back to the Future starring Nicholas Cage as everyone" Party? Really rolls off the tongue, eh?

No. The Trolls fully refuse support, endorsement, sharing of tactics, or any positive relationship with the Karmmunists.

Yay! The Troll party is now much stronger with you on its side. Especially since we're a team, and together the CSTD will be very powerful.

Well played pseudo-hat man… Well played.

Seriously though, I may consider some sort of agreement with your party if you tweak your ideologies and goals a bit.

We do not seek for fandom control of these forums. We seek to live and let live. All shall have their own thread, and all shall restrain fandom-posting to them.
The right to one's fandom, or not to have one, is not something we can take away.
We are simply a cadre of for the most part elder users, present in many parts of the forums, brought together by a single shared interest. How could we garner an ideology from a piece of media? Our ideals are, as we are, bringing all parts of the forum together while maintaining independence and the spirit that keeps these forums going.

Like this?

Currently, I find you Karmmunists… untrustworthy. Please do enlighten me on whether or not you will betray me if I hand my tactics over to you.

Yes, I will.

Join us and together we can rule the galaxy as fedora and cat

1. how many of you can spell 'Suiseiseki'?

and 2. Why did notsocool spell 'parties' as 'partys'!!!?

(I was going to make a grammar Nazi joke, but screw it.)

Sorry Vazquez, I'm not interested in the Cat Party. That is, unless you can persuade me.

Could this work?

Still, no one has added Vlad and DPF to the Homestuck Party. They are included in that.

EDIT

Homestuck Party
madcat
Gamzee
Kasrkai, the Witch King of Cats
MDFification
Fridge Logic
RocketPropelledPanda
ArdentGamer
Kalmo
Drpepperfan
Vlad

Although that is quite amusing, no.

Alright, I'm going to swap over to the troll party, if that is allowed. Their ideals, in my opinion, are a lot more relevant than anything that the gamer party can really provide. Besides, I'm all in favour of the CSTD plan if it means better forum quality

You could always join the Homestuck Party. We have the most members. At least until this thread makes it to Pony General…

I'm running for the brony party because I can.
And remember I'm the mostly official ambassador of the Pony Thread.
So yeah.
I'm really bored, for the record.

Welcome, comrade! The washroom is to your right, the vending machine and soda machine down the hallway to the left. Our Quantum Entanglement room is under renovation though, since Quantum Meme accidentally measured it.

Homestuck Party
madcat
Gamzee
Kasrkai, the Witch King of Cats
MDFification
Fridge Logic
RocketPropelledPanda
ArdentGamer
Kalmo
Drpepperfan
Vlad

Gamer Party
seal clubba (doctorhobo)
random 21
Cpt. Douglas J Falcon
Notsocool
CJ
Cyber6x
Nikolaki8
Pope Leox

Cat Party
amanda b.
Arctic Dagger
Derpy Vazquez
Herobrine

Brony Party
Ric Tesla
CitationNeeded
Connor the Brony
Bruelock

Supreme Karmmunists 2: Electric Boogaloo Strikes Back Party
Philip J. Fry
Vermin Supreme
Teh Brawler

Animu Party
Patrick
Derpy Freeman

Troll Party
RussianFedora
Slappy The Fish

Independent Parties:

Wesrern Federation
Thomas Nair

The No Changes Party
Dr. Meme

Dance Party
404 User Not Found.

Pants Party
WsxdasBones FalconHawk

The Jimmy Party
Blue Screen (of death)
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Fuck text features, you're on your own.

Hmmm… Is it too late for me to join in on all this? I'm thinking I shall side with the brony party on this one.

Quantum joined the Troll Party as well.