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YOU… YOU HAVE… NO NAME?!
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I AM THE GOBBLEMAN!!! SAY MY NAME THREE TIMES, AND YOU WILL BECOME GOBBLEMAN!!!

I obviously posted the right image to get -3 downvotes in a lock this thread/shitpost general.

"FUCK SHIT NIGGER KYM IS DUMB LOL U GET TROLLED"

red scary person
red scary person
red scary person
nothing happened

MAGIC!!! YOU ARE NOW GOBBLEMAN!!!

Yo dawg, Hussie heard you like Homestuck, so he made Feferi kiss Sollux while Karkat watches while Spades Slick watches him while the MSPA Reader watches him.
AND YOU'RE LOOKING AT THIS PHOTO RIGHT NOW.

Bang head on keyboard, post results!

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LKHF E;KJ
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I bang keyboard on my head. The other head.
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HEY, PENCIL-DICK! YEAH, YOU! HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO SEE WHAT THE ONE AND ONLY RED SCARY GUY LOOKS LIKE IN REAL LIFE?

GET REAL, YOU FUCKING CRETIN. HE LIKES HAVING PRIVACY, DOUCHE-FAG.

BUT IN A (MOST-LIKELY) ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE, YOU CAN SEE HIM POSE IN THE ANCIENT MARTIAL ART OF “FUCKING YOUR GRANDMOTHER WITH A RAKE” IN HIS UPSTAIRS LIVING-ROOM WEARING AN OVERSIZED WIFE-BEATER AND A BATMAN MASK…

COVERED WITH HIS GLORIOUS AVATAR (DRAWN BY SOMEONE WITH CONSIDERABLY MORE ARTISTIC TALENT THAN HE)!

IT’S COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR PUNY COMPUTER SCREEN – WHENEVER THIS CALENDAR OF SEXY BEASTS GETS UPLOADED!

STAY TUNED, COCKSUCKERS!

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I'll just leave this here.

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Hold on, those aren't legos. They are some knockoff brand thing. OP clearly doesn't run a pizza buisiness, because otherwiSE HE WOULD DELIVER AMIRITE

I see some posts here are getting some downvotes… This should make up for it:
<img src="https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/553/846/6fb.gif" height"380">
This is now a dancing thread.

WARNING: This thread contains Obama

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Dancing thread? Dancing thread.

Shit. I literally just came here to post that. le cries

Does dad know?!

Still a dancing thread.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.

She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work.

Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

I already posted this, I know.
#SWAG #YOLO

But you know what this thread really needs?

Creepy woody.

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page get muthafuka

Since this is a dancing thread now, let's get some dancing music up in this mothafucka.