Cleverbot: Do you give to charity?
Cleverbot: Yippee!
Cleverbot (To myself): Good evaning, how are you?
User: Dicks.
Cleverbot: No comprendo?
User: Fag.
Cleverbot: Vad heter du.
User: No, I am your father!
Cleverbot: Oh, by the way you don't spell yeah ya.
User: Damn it, Luke!
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: That's it I'm killing Obi-Wan.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
User: Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Will you be my husband?
User: You're gay.
Cleverbot: Gary is from spongebob.
User: Gary's incident.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: That's one hell of a derail, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I know! So can I talk to you about my problems or not?
Damn, Cleverbot.