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Cleverbot: Do you give to charity?

Cleverbot: Yippee!

Cleverbot (To myself): Good evaning, how are you?

User: Dicks.

Cleverbot: No comprendo?

User: Fag.

Cleverbot: Vad heter du.

User: No, I am your father!

Cleverbot: Oh, by the way you don't spell yeah ya.

User: Damn it, Luke!

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: That's it I'm killing Obi-Wan.

Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.

User: Wait, what?

Cleverbot: Will you be my husband?

User: You're gay.

Cleverbot: Gary is from spongebob.

User: Gary's incident.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: That's one hell of a derail, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know! So can I talk to you about my problems or not?

Damn, Cleverbot.

Guise! How do you derail a thread that had no rails? Answer: Take it to space!

Wrong. You put rails on it then you derail it. Simple, it doesn't need rockets or something.

Funny thing about that. Someone actually tried to put rails on this thread and this is what happen to them.

Original text:

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

…35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Bitch, he said. At the same time increase the mystery of the stamps have been killed and more than 300 series of attacks. (J) United States Army sniper war continue to see gorillas, Cuba produced once and for all. I believe that online as well. Asshole. We can shake, the secret network, address, date of your life, what you will pity Tempete espion. He will kill you. More than 700 nationwide. Before the war arsenal of weapons as well as of the African continent, the artist, it is wrong to punish only the ocean. Perhaps the art of picture, crazy, insane."

Oh my God…..This thread really does come from Hell.

THIS IS NOW A SATAN THREAD

THIS IS NOW A SATAN THREAD

Sorry about that, I think that was me. I was making a post that said "This is the beginning of a new page." but I couldn't seem to time it right, so I would delete it.

Come on people, let's bring it on. Don't make me pull off the banana again.

You are no longer allowed to post on the forum again ever.

this is now a rustling wrestling thread

Let's get to bashing butts

what is going on in this thread?

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i see

Praise Jebus.

Sweet Jeebus have mercy!

I ate my own cum until I was 19.

Did he also exclaim that he needed blood, and if so, did you offer him yours?

I found my dog!!

[INSERT SHITPOST HERE]

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the shitpost is strong with this one

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Wait for it, wait for it….LOL.

Hey guys! What's going on in this thr-

…well there goes the neighborhood.

as well as DEEEZ NUTS!

I claim this thread in the name of the PEN15 Club! Everyone in this thread is now an honorary memeber!

What…

What is this!? And where am I!?

SNIVELY!!!

"Yes, sir?"

What is this place? There is no order, no structure here!

"I'm not sure, sir."

Hmm…

Very well then. I'll rebuild the foundations of the Eggman Empire here, and then I'll conquer the entire universe!

"What about Mobius, sir?"

Forget that blasted hunk of rock! I've found something entirely new!

And I think this will be fun to conquer…

*ahem*

In other words, this thread is now Eggman.

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FUUUCK THREADS!

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