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Last posted May 17, 2014 at 08:55PM EDT. Added Jan 11, 2014 at 10:06AM EST
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Karoler wrote:

This guy:

Enough said.

THIS MOTHERFUCKINF FUCKTARD DESERVES ALL THE HATE!, I'D RATHER FUCK WITH A KKK MEMBER THAN LOOK AT THIS FUCKER, I'D RATHER MAKE A FAMILY WITH JIM JONG UN, AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS WORSE THAN FUUUUUUCKING LUCIFER!, FUCK YOU CHRIIIIIIIIIIISTAAAAAAIN FUCKTAAAAARRRD!!!

Mr.Stalker wrote:

THIS MOTHERFUCKINF FUCKTARD DESERVES ALL THE HATE!, I'D RATHER FUCK WITH A KKK MEMBER THAN LOOK AT THIS FUCKER, I'D RATHER MAKE A FAMILY WITH JIM JONG UN, AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS WORSE THAN FUUUUUUCKING LUCIFER!, FUCK YOU CHRIIIIIIIIIIISTAAAAAAIN FUCKTAAAAARRRD!!!

Here, I prescribe this

Cimyr wrote:

I dont know, the picture in question is a bit silly. But I actually rather like Sergals. I think they look neat most of the time.

Oh god everyone's going to laugh at me now..

Sergals really aren't all that bad.
If you want to see real furry cringe, look up The Synx or Chakats.

Someoneman wrote:

But what DID he do?
…maybe I'd better not know what.

He probably brought his waifu to prom and everyone laughed.

Someoneman wrote:

Here is a kid who tries to explain why Team Fortress 2 and Paper Mario are bad games, and fails horribly. He uses poor arguments (The graphics are too cartoony in both games, Paper Mario has no guns and too much words, TF2 is free), and descends into attacking the fans (says that Paper Mario sucks because "only fags play it", nerds play it and Bronies play it, and that TF2 promotes childhood obesity and then shows a picture of an extremely obese man with the caption "average TF2 player") . Apparently, all games must be Call Of Duty or they are automatically bad.


According to 1 conversation I had on the TF2 vid, it's obvs. a joke. (9th comment down, not counting replies.) It remains to be seen if it's actually a joke, but by judging on how intentionally bad it is…

Last edited Apr 24, 2014 at 10:41PM EDT

I found a whole flood of bad Sanic/Frozen fanart. Here is just a few:
http://t.co/CT3UvjenBs
http://t.co/Lhw2fQGO5d
http://t.co/lZ26vtgtNN

Dan Backslide wrote:

I found a whole flood of bad Sanic/Frozen fanart. Here is just a few:
http://t.co/CT3UvjenBs
http://t.co/Lhw2fQGO5d
http://t.co/lZ26vtgtNN

First: OK
Second: Wat
Third ???

Dan Backslide wrote:

I found a whole flood of bad Sanic/Frozen fanart. Here is just a few:
http://t.co/CT3UvjenBs
http://t.co/Lhw2fQGO5d
http://t.co/lZ26vtgtNN

These are realy mild. Can't you bring up something more cringeworthy than that?

My body is always ready for some cringe.

Last edited Apr 25, 2014 at 05:19PM EDT

Mandl Brought wrote:

Here's a whiny emo who wants to make a video game and says that the video game industry is so jealous of his work and blablablabla.

>MFW after I read the description

Noot even CHRIS CHAN or Kanye West made their work out to be anywhere as big as bob makes his game out to be.

Actual Transcript:

""bob's game" is a game about a puzzle game called 'bob's game,' developed within the game by the virtual "bob" character, the "final boss" of the game. It is a hybrid between Zelda, Pokemon, Harvest Moon, and Earthbound, with massively multiplayer elements.

The 'bob's game' puzzle game inside the "bob's game" RPG is a puzzle game in which you can build your own puzzle games, including all existing types! It is the greatest puzzle game ever made, and the only puzzle game objectively better than Tetris.

"bob's game," however, is far more than just a game. It is a living work of art, a decade-long art project that spans websites, consoles, videos, music, books, alternate realities, and real-life events. It is a product of the heart. It is a lifelong aspiration and a true tour de force masterpiece. (The work an apprentice makes to become a master.)

It is a game within a game about the development of itself in realtime, paralleled with a real life tournament to coincide with the virtual. "bob's game" blends the line between reality and simulation, and reality and extra-dimensional reality. "bob's game" breaks both the so-called "4th wall" and further yet- the "5th wall," unlocking the secrets of "the Matrix," or "the Womb" as it is referred to in some editions of the Bible.

"bob's game" reveals the nature of the universe for what it really is to a generation that needs it the most. "bob's game" is the most important thing to happen to mankind in hundreds, if not thousands of years.

"bob's game" is the vehicle for a prophecy, written by a "self taught" "genius" "prophet." It carries within it a message that will revolutionize society and change the world. It is the beginning of a new era for mankind.

"bob's game" actually alters reality itself for those who play it. It is a key into another dimension. It teaches the secrets of the heart, the secrets of mind control and psychic power to a generation that has has the wool pulled over their eyes by criminal syndicates.

"bob's game" is the ultimate cult game. It is a new religion for the modern world, inspired by and intended as a natural spiritual successor to previous disguised religion games such as Earthbound and Zelda and movie retellings of an ancient spellbook (The Old Testament) such as "The Matrix."

The fact this this pretentious snot-wad treats his work like the Second coming of Jesus combined with the release of HL3 and the discovery of alien life and the meaning of life at the same time just tells you that it's probably going to dissapoint big time.

Last edited Apr 25, 2014 at 08:35PM EDT

Oh, and I forgot to mention: Bob says he's going to attempt the stretch goals regardless of actual income. That's like giving someone a birthday present, and then they say that they already have the item you gave them, and they throw it right in the fucking bin.
Also, he isn't actually using the money to develop the game. He says he's going to pimp out his van turned into an RV with the money so he can make the game whenever the hell he pleases to.

Mandl Brought wrote:

Oh, and I forgot to mention: Bob says he's going to attempt the stretch goals regardless of actual income. That's like giving someone a birthday present, and then they say that they already have the item you gave them, and they throw it right in the fucking bin.
Also, he isn't actually using the money to develop the game. He says he's going to pimp out his van turned into an RV with the money so he can make the game whenever the hell he pleases to.

So, not only is he pretentious, but he's also a liar.

Schabbs wrote:

>MFW after I read the description

Noot even CHRIS CHAN or Kanye West made their work out to be anywhere as big as bob makes his game out to be.

Actual Transcript:

""bob's game" is a game about a puzzle game called 'bob's game,' developed within the game by the virtual "bob" character, the "final boss" of the game. It is a hybrid between Zelda, Pokemon, Harvest Moon, and Earthbound, with massively multiplayer elements.

The 'bob's game' puzzle game inside the "bob's game" RPG is a puzzle game in which you can build your own puzzle games, including all existing types! It is the greatest puzzle game ever made, and the only puzzle game objectively better than Tetris.

"bob's game," however, is far more than just a game. It is a living work of art, a decade-long art project that spans websites, consoles, videos, music, books, alternate realities, and real-life events. It is a product of the heart. It is a lifelong aspiration and a true tour de force masterpiece. (The work an apprentice makes to become a master.)

It is a game within a game about the development of itself in realtime, paralleled with a real life tournament to coincide with the virtual. "bob's game" blends the line between reality and simulation, and reality and extra-dimensional reality. "bob's game" breaks both the so-called "4th wall" and further yet- the "5th wall," unlocking the secrets of "the Matrix," or "the Womb" as it is referred to in some editions of the Bible.

"bob's game" reveals the nature of the universe for what it really is to a generation that needs it the most. "bob's game" is the most important thing to happen to mankind in hundreds, if not thousands of years.

"bob's game" is the vehicle for a prophecy, written by a "self taught" "genius" "prophet." It carries within it a message that will revolutionize society and change the world. It is the beginning of a new era for mankind.

"bob's game" actually alters reality itself for those who play it. It is a key into another dimension. It teaches the secrets of the heart, the secrets of mind control and psychic power to a generation that has has the wool pulled over their eyes by criminal syndicates.

"bob's game" is the ultimate cult game. It is a new religion for the modern world, inspired by and intended as a natural spiritual successor to previous disguised religion games such as Earthbound and Zelda and movie retellings of an ancient spellbook (The Old Testament) such as "The Matrix."

The fact this this pretentious snot-wad treats his work like the Second coming of Jesus combined with the release of HL3 and the discovery of alien life and the meaning of life at the same time just tells you that it's probably going to dissapoint big time.

Read the bold text. That's what "bob" allegedly believes his game is.

Mandl Brought wrote:

Oh, and I forgot to mention: Bob says he's going to attempt the stretch goals regardless of actual income. That's like giving someone a birthday present, and then they say that they already have the item you gave them, and they throw it right in the fucking bin.
Also, he isn't actually using the money to develop the game. He says he's going to pimp out his van turned into an RV with the money so he can make the game whenever the hell he pleases to.

A used cargo van that isnt totally beat up or junk will cost around $6-7000 and have some significant milage on it. He would need quite a few solar panels to power his equipment which is also quite expensive around 700-3000 for a good set of panels. Unless he is using the car battery as a means to power his equipment, that will also take fuel and engine repair costs. A work van has a gas tank of at least 30+ gallons. at 4 bucks a gallon that is around $120 to fill up. And what about the 11MPG that goes down drastically with exessive idleing and poor maintainence. There is Insurance, and specail batterys that range from 40 to well over 1500 dollars per unit. He has managed to scam around 2k of peoples money for this joke of a project

Mangy Black Sheep wrote:

Thomas, what has the Internet done to you?

That makes me think…

What does Balrog look inside?

(please don't beat me)

The Cracked article ''The 6 Most Horrific Lessons Ever Taught in Elementary School'' features cringeworthy events that happened at guess what ? School ! So here is the list with a short resumé.

  1. A seven years old was forced to unclog a toilet with his bare hands.
  1. A shool organized secretly an Holocaust day. The students who got a gold star cannot use certain water foutains or sit down.
  1. A history teacher wanted to show that slavery sucked. So he picked up a black student and tied, then stuffed him under a desk.
  1. An agricultue teacher wanted his students to kill and bury two baby rabbits, but they refused to do it. So he killed these rabbits and buried them in front of students.
  1. In a kidergarden class, the teacher and the kids kicked out a 5 year old autistic boy with a Survivor-like vote.
  1. A ninth grade history teacher gave an assigement to his students. They had to to come up with a plot for an act of terrorism.

Thankfully, the teachers involved went into trouble since then.

Last edited Apr 26, 2014 at 12:11AM EDT

Aegisar Boulange wrote:

These are realy mild. Can't you bring up something more cringeworthy than that?

My body is always ready for some cringe.

http://t.co/lIzumxReUz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl827KDIAAAsySw.jpg:large
http://t.co/mmS9NZ9lh7
http://t.co/GNAjuP3t8q
http://t.co/LVbp9W5xQC
more

Dan Backslide wrote:

http://t.co/lIzumxReUz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl827KDIAAAsySw.jpg:large
http://t.co/mmS9NZ9lh7
http://t.co/GNAjuP3t8q
http://t.co/LVbp9W5xQC
more

Let me give you a tip:

write image-urls like this:
!your.image.com!
so nobody has to copy and paste them into the search bar.

And In my opinion, only the second one is realy cringeworthy.

Here is something cringeworthy:

Skeletor-sm

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