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Last posted May 17, 2014 at 08:55PM EDT. Added Jan 11, 2014 at 10:06AM EST
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Chickenhound the Cruel wrote:

I have a rather cringe worthy story;

Validity; The Space Otters of Validity and my word alone.

Back when I was in High School, I took a public speaking class because I suck at public speaking. The class with fun, the theater likable and a friend, but the students were god awful human beings despite their friendliness. Their ignorance of history was so outstanding, one didn't even know whom Winston Churchill was and it terrifies me to this day.

So onward to a class project and we had to get into group to present a informative project. I really wanted to do mine alone, but Teacher said Nay and I was kind of shoved into a group of 4/10 girls whom were smarter then me by comparison and were generally competent and friendly. As soon I got into the group. . .erm. . . .

In order to explain this person, we will call her Bertha.

So Bertha being the edgy teen loner was also shoved into our little group and depending on whom you asked was either a 8/10 or a -5/10. Thin but grotesque to be around or look at.

So we got down on trying to figure out what the fuck we were going to do, and we had various topics we wanted to discuss. I wanted to do something history related, some wanted to do politics, and some mentions of some other deeper or basic topics were brought up.

Bertha wanted to do Justin Bieber.

Bertha LOVED Justin. She made sure we knew it by trying to 'reason' with us by making rather comical trade offs, like doing Justin Bieber's history. I was internally God dammit-ing and we tried to ignore her. Her banshee wails however made sure we heard her side loud and clear.

So yeah, we didn't do Justin Bieber. We did magic shit. Like stage magic and the stuff that goes around it, and I was charged with it's founding and unique characters.

Bertha on the other hand tried to convince us to do Justin Bieber does magic.

Lovely. It took out teacher after a while to convince her to go along with our project which she very reluctantly agreed to.

You see, Bertha was the symbol of all that I perceived wrong in my school. While we did work and shared shit, she was quite busy doing her time looking up funny pictures or looking at music. Looking at music. Make sure that sinks in folks, because she had no headphones but was incredibly busy on out school's computer doing music stuffs.

Now of course, we warned her. . .numberless. . .times to either get to work or get #rekt, but it took our teacher some time to notice she was set in stone and rather upset constantly. It was agreed upon secretly that we had to do her shit for her and the teacher would count her grade separate as a trade. It was sort of reasonable I guess.

Now you see, the day we wanted to present and get our shit out of the way was rather. . .delayed. By delayed I mean bullshit-ed to the back of the schedule because of Bertha. You see, Bertha came into class red faced and had tears running down her cheeks and made short discussion with the teacher. Why was she crying? Someone died? Hell naw, you assume to much you ninny. Her dad didn't give her a brand new phone and instead gave it to a girlfriend.

You still itch from that.

of course, Bertha being Bertha wanted to make sure we failed as unintentionally as possible and she fumbled every part of her speech. Thank the lord our grades were counted separate from her's cause even if we got 500% of a grade we would have failed if her 'grade' below the ocean's surface would have brought it failure unlimited.

Now my story doesn't end there of course. You see, me and one of my partners got into a rather interesting discussion. Me and her went to different churches and youth groups and we discussed our faith and our beliefs rather openly and maturely. Now of course, Bertha being near by had so happened to hear me say "I got to church" and decided it was her time to shine like a ripe potato.

"You go to church!?!" Bertha shouted. I don't mean she said, I mean she shouted. She was flabbergasted a man like myself goes to church. Whom would of thunk it.

I got into a discussion with Bertha of course. I told her "Yes, I got to church."

Now Bertha was really confused and asked "Why? Church is boring"

Now you see, being a christian you the reader should understand of course why any Christian goes to church, because it's for spiritual reasons. I opened up with a sentence like this "I go to church not because it is fun. It is much like going to work---"

Bertha: "I don't have to go to work."

Now you may be confused fellow reader, and like you I asked "Bertha, why do you think you don't have to go to work? You have to pay bills."

Then Bertha of course said this little line "My dad is going to give me his hotel company."

I snapped. I internally wanted to kick her into Ohio where the heathens would tear her apart limb from limb and got into a rather fierce discussion and was rampaging to the point my teacher told me to calm my tits.

Thus ends my tale.


You should be an author.

http://konamiabstract.deviantart.com/

This guy isn't quite as bad as the other people we've talked about in this thread but for some reason he just disturbs me and seems like kind of a creep.

Paper Jam Dipper wrote:

http://konamiabstract.deviantart.com/

This guy isn't quite as bad as the other people we've talked about in this thread but for some reason he just disturbs me and seems like kind of a creep.

>10.002 deviations

>mostly of himself

dear lord..and its super cringy

TripleA9000 wrote:

This is what centuries of scientific innovation left us.

As for a reason to study these "space garbage," which is besides using this knowledge to assist space programs and military programs that are designed to protect the well-priveleged and the spoiled brats, you can study if you're curious enough to know more and better yourself as a human.

And with that you can help train yourself to become more adaptive to newer knowledge and prevent yourself from looking like an asshole on a site which may record that cringefest of text wall will haunt these assholes way into their future when (optimistically) they change their way of thinking and hopefully prevent this hazardous way of thinking as well.

Last edited Apr 29, 2014 at 11:09PM EDT

TripleA9000 wrote:

Dear God, these people are stupid. First of all, there are different fields that one can be a genius in. Steven Hawking is specialized in theoretical physics, which is one of the hardest. Space exploration will allow us to continuously expand our knowledge of the Universe, as well as provide us with answers to things that can't happen on Earth. The reason why he is in a wheel chair is due to a disease that would leave a lesser person immobilized AND stupid. Do you know how much we owe to science? Do you want to know what it feels like to be in a wheelchair, utterly dependent on those around you? WHY DON'T I JUST BREAK YOUR SPINE THEN?

Chickenhound the Cruel wrote:

I have a rather cringe worthy story;

Validity; The Space Otters of Validity and my word alone.

Back when I was in High School, I took a public speaking class because I suck at public speaking. The class with fun, the theater likable and a friend, but the students were god awful human beings despite their friendliness. Their ignorance of history was so outstanding, one didn't even know whom Winston Churchill was and it terrifies me to this day.

So onward to a class project and we had to get into group to present a informative project. I really wanted to do mine alone, but Teacher said Nay and I was kind of shoved into a group of 4/10 girls whom were smarter then me by comparison and were generally competent and friendly. As soon I got into the group. . .erm. . . .

In order to explain this person, we will call her Bertha.

So Bertha being the edgy teen loner was also shoved into our little group and depending on whom you asked was either a 8/10 or a -5/10. Thin but grotesque to be around or look at.

So we got down on trying to figure out what the fuck we were going to do, and we had various topics we wanted to discuss. I wanted to do something history related, some wanted to do politics, and some mentions of some other deeper or basic topics were brought up.

Bertha wanted to do Justin Bieber.

Bertha LOVED Justin. She made sure we knew it by trying to 'reason' with us by making rather comical trade offs, like doing Justin Bieber's history. I was internally God dammit-ing and we tried to ignore her. Her banshee wails however made sure we heard her side loud and clear.

So yeah, we didn't do Justin Bieber. We did magic shit. Like stage magic and the stuff that goes around it, and I was charged with it's founding and unique characters.

Bertha on the other hand tried to convince us to do Justin Bieber does magic.

Lovely. It took out teacher after a while to convince her to go along with our project which she very reluctantly agreed to.

You see, Bertha was the symbol of all that I perceived wrong in my school. While we did work and shared shit, she was quite busy doing her time looking up funny pictures or looking at music. Looking at music. Make sure that sinks in folks, because she had no headphones but was incredibly busy on out school's computer doing music stuffs.

Now of course, we warned her. . .numberless. . .times to either get to work or get #rekt, but it took our teacher some time to notice she was set in stone and rather upset constantly. It was agreed upon secretly that we had to do her shit for her and the teacher would count her grade separate as a trade. It was sort of reasonable I guess.

Now you see, the day we wanted to present and get our shit out of the way was rather. . .delayed. By delayed I mean bullshit-ed to the back of the schedule because of Bertha. You see, Bertha came into class red faced and had tears running down her cheeks and made short discussion with the teacher. Why was she crying? Someone died? Hell naw, you assume to much you ninny. Her dad didn't give her a brand new phone and instead gave it to a girlfriend.

You still itch from that.

of course, Bertha being Bertha wanted to make sure we failed as unintentionally as possible and she fumbled every part of her speech. Thank the lord our grades were counted separate from her's cause even if we got 500% of a grade we would have failed if her 'grade' below the ocean's surface would have brought it failure unlimited.

Now my story doesn't end there of course. You see, me and one of my partners got into a rather interesting discussion. Me and her went to different churches and youth groups and we discussed our faith and our beliefs rather openly and maturely. Now of course, Bertha being near by had so happened to hear me say "I got to church" and decided it was her time to shine like a ripe potato.

"You go to church!?!" Bertha shouted. I don't mean she said, I mean she shouted. She was flabbergasted a man like myself goes to church. Whom would of thunk it.

I got into a discussion with Bertha of course. I told her "Yes, I got to church."

Now Bertha was really confused and asked "Why? Church is boring"

Now you see, being a christian you the reader should understand of course why any Christian goes to church, because it's for spiritual reasons. I opened up with a sentence like this "I go to church not because it is fun. It is much like going to work---"

Bertha: "I don't have to go to work."

Now you may be confused fellow reader, and like you I asked "Bertha, why do you think you don't have to go to work? You have to pay bills."

Then Bertha of course said this little line "My dad is going to give me his hotel company."

I snapped. I internally wanted to kick her into Ohio where the heathens would tear her apart limb from limb and got into a rather fierce discussion and was rampaging to the point my teacher told me to calm my tits.

Thus ends my tale.

I'm glad I never met a girl like this "Bertha" in real life!

HeatEdgeSword wrote:


When was the last time that we mentioned Thealrog6 again?

I really hate it when I go on facebook and someone is like "hurrrrr a my little pony pokemon, this gen is so bad now!" Even though this pokemon was before the MLP:FIM.

Last edited Apr 30, 2014 at 06:17PM EDT

Paper Jam Dipper wrote:

I have a feeling this person doesn't even know how to read themselves.

I bet their english teacher is probably drinking away his sorrows.

MaysJedi wrote:

I really hate it when I go on facebook and someone is like "hurrrrr a my little pony pokemon, this gen is so bad now!" Even though this pokemon was before the MLP:FIM.

It's from Deviantart. DEVIANTART.

Paper Jam Dipper wrote:

This guy's entire DeviantArt gallery: http://jacobyel.deviantart.com/

He wouldn't be so bad if his art wasn't eye-gouging MS Paint work. Every time I try to look up hot pictures of Minnie Mouse (which are surprisingly hard to come by), I see his shit.

Yeah, I like hot furries. You got a problem with that?

And when I suggested he take some art lessons or do SOMETHING to improve his art, he marked my comments as spam! Seriously, his pages are so full of positivity it sickens me.

Kung Fu Cthulhu wrote:

I came across this when looking over the Daily Bugle Tumblr.

I was in such a cringe I can't even comment.

Also I find it cringeworthy how girls in my school watch superhero films for the "hot guys". The same people who complain about watching James Bond for the women.

Aegisar Boulange wrote:

This is the point where any sane, rational person would have unfollwed her and quit tumblr, and it's also the point where the troll has located it's penultimate target.

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Look I know its a fucking ad but if it takes 4 minutes to introduce a fucking sandwich than there is something wrong

Here is the link address to my above post since it just takes you back to page 1

http://www.feralnetwork.com/2014/03/01/video-meme-argument/


Personally, I hate this person more than almost anyone else on the entire fucking planet. Seriously, FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF MAGGOTS! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO HER! What makes you think that she, a fucking super intelligent alicorn princess, would ever love you? What makes you think that you are entitled to be in her very presence? You are worthless.

Sorry, it's just that I personally hate this guy.

Cordyceps, Lord of Nothing wrote:


Personally, I hate this person more than almost anyone else on the entire fucking planet. Seriously, FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF MAGGOTS! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO HER! What makes you think that she, a fucking super intelligent alicorn princess, would ever love you? What makes you think that you are entitled to be in her very presence? You are worthless.

Sorry, it's just that I personally hate this guy.

Cordyceps, Lord of Nothing wrote:


Personally, I hate this person more than almost anyone else on the entire fucking planet. Seriously, FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF MAGGOTS! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO HER! What makes you think that she, a fucking super intelligent alicorn princess, would ever love you? What makes you think that you are entitled to be in her very presence? You are worthless.

Sorry, it's just that I personally hate this guy.

Not to mention the fact that it's not even a "super intelligent alicorn princess" he's married, it's a FUCKING PLUSH TOY!
I wonder how the minister reacted to the fact that he mas marrying someone to an inanimate toy, or that he spent so much money on the wedding.
My Little Pony is a good show (unless you can't get over the "pastel cartoon ponies" bit), but it's not SO good it's worth worsening your already bad financial situation for one of its fictional characters.

Have you heard of the dumbass taking a selfie whilist driving and DIED?

No?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/driver-dies-after-taking-selfie-3469774

Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire wrote:

Guess who is this….

don't get me wrong i think chris chan is the cringiest motherfucker on the internet. But don't you think posting him here is kinda redundant. I mean chris chan has basically been drilled into the ground and trolled into oblivion.

Cordyceps, Lord of Nothing wrote:


Personally, I hate this person more than almost anyone else on the entire fucking planet. Seriously, FUCK YOU, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF MAGGOTS! YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO HER! What makes you think that she, a fucking super intelligent alicorn princess, would ever love you? What makes you think that you are entitled to be in her very presence? You are worthless.

Sorry, it's just that I personally hate this guy.

ITS AITSELOM

Skeletor-sm

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