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I am like totally turning into a girl.Yesterday I like played the sims,and tottally like played it properly.Why is this like happening?

Okay, show me ur titties

how do you just turn into a girl? WTF i never!~! experienced anything like that in my life.

>blood will now pour from your junk once a month and you will spend hours curled up in the shower while crying softly to yourself
>every TV ad aimed at you from now on will be geared towards breaking down your ego until you're enough of an emotional wreck to buy their products
>childbirth
mfw

>female orgasm
>female orgasm
>female orgasm

Argument trumped
Check and mate
QED

Male orgasm:

Female orgasm:

Wow? Really? So… I'm either doing something wrong, or what I get is considered "good" and men are basically stuck with the least satisfying climaxes ever.

EDIT: I just spent the last ten minutes googling "male orgasms". I should be doing mathematics right now. wtf

I just spent the last ten minutes googling “male orgasms”.

This is what this site does to you.

Just you wait until you find yourself staring at geriatric brazilian midget balloon transformation fetishes with absolutely no recollection of how you got there

Particle Mare wrote:

every TV ad aimed at you from now on will be geared towards breaking down your ego until you’re enough of an emotional wreck to buy their products

when you live your entire life realizing you will never be this guy

your ego breaks too.

Wow? Really? So… I’m either doing something wrong, or what I get is considered “good” and men are basically stuck with the least satisfying climaxes ever.

Yes Particle, you're doing it wrong. If porn has taught me anything, it's that the male should be passed out from his orgasm while the female should be convulsing from a orgasm induced seizure. No exceptions. :^)

Fun fact: Squirting doesn't exist. In reality it's just peeing. So your GIFs are just some peeing showdowns :^)

Hope I didn't burst your bubble there m8,

BLOOD POURS FROM YOUR JUNK ONCE A MONTH.
AND IT'S MESSY.
AND IT HURTS.

He just needs to ram a tampon up his urethra.

Been there done that.

Even worse if you have a puppy
Seriously those bastards get in my sisters trash everytime, they're cute but also master tampom theives.

I say, I utilized those film clips for their symbolic meaning, not literal! You ought to improve on your rather elementary critiques, RandomMan.

Oh Em Gee! I think I'm like turning into a girl too!

You fall into the spring of the drowned girl, got gifted a possessed entrails animal, or found you have an autistic level obsession for twintails OP?

Or did you awaken your Spirit Pussy Manually?

this is gay thread

So you killed all of the sims then used their tombs to make a fence?

it always hurts the first time..

I'd like to think it's the last.

OH MY GOSH,I WANNA get like some fingernail paints.

>turning
Kek

"Of all creatures that have breath and sensation, we women are the most unfortunate. First at an exorbitant price we must buy a husband and master of our bodies. [This misfortune is more painful than misfortune. And the outcome of our life's striving hangs on this, whether we take a bad or a good husband. For divorce is discreditable for women and it is not possible to refuse wedlock. And when a woman comes into the new customs and practices of her husband's house, she must somehow divine, since she has not learned it at home, how she shall best deal with her husband. If after we have spent great efforts on these tasks our husbands live with us without resenting the marriage-yoke, our life is enviable. Otherwise, death is preferable. A man, whenever he is annoyed with the company of those in the house, goes elsewhere and thus rids his soul of its boredom [turning to some male friend or age-mate]. But we must fix our gaze on one person only. Men say that we live a life free from danger at home while they fight with the spear. How wrong they are! I would rather stand three times with a shield in battle than give birth once."

-Euripides, Medea

DAMN YOU SLUTTY SAM,NATSURU SPRINGFIELD,PARTICLE MARE.GOD DAMN YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

You sure that's a urethra or is that my rear end when my ex rammed her finger up my butt.