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[Just For Fun] No-fap September 2016

Last posted Oct 02, 2016 at 03:07AM EDT. Added Aug 21, 2016 at 07:26PM EDT
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Day 1.
Status:

Fairly certain I'll make it through this year with no difficulties, even on "Hard Mode".
Also the above picture sums up how I'm gonna look when the inevitable shitstorm caused by the RR thread goes down.

Day 1: Nothing wrong so far, I already knew the first week was going to be easy and that many are going to get pass it. No urges, it just the weekends I have to worry about where I could get bored but that's all. Sanity is still crystal clear.

Trollanort wrote:

Day 1.
Status:

Fairly certain I'll make it through this year with no difficulties, even on "Hard Mode".
Also the above picture sums up how I'm gonna look when the inevitable shitstorm caused by the RR thread goes down.

This would likely be me…

Edit: Uh guys, what happened to Saber the Totodile?

Last edited Sep 01, 2016 at 06:39PM EDT

Uh, I think I may found a loophole.
The rule says that you win No-Fap September by not fapping. It didn't say you have to look at porn.

So, is it possible to look at porn or NSFW content and not fap? Does it count as not fap?

and now for the Day 1 list
(any text betweens the ~ is basically a sidenote about the day)
~~apparently Saber deactivated, if he returns within the next 3 days he'll be fine~
~if Mako the Spider Queen really is leading Lewd Squad no one will be able to win NFS this year~

Saber the Totodile || SamuraiInTheShadows
TheLastMethBender || Freakenstein
Noob Hax || Sergeant Arch Doman
Edgy McEdgington || Hatsodoom
Clownfish || Piccata Titicaca
TillisterRulz || The Sixth Guy Who’s Not Amused…
Muffinlicious the Cool Anime Fan || Sir Soundwave
Justnoway, Memeslayer || Henry from Another Dimension
A-Train || Master Mime
Starscream || KYFPMM
Misk Wisk || Beatle
Grimmore || S1MP50N (local AFOL)
CATS || Pumbloom
Trollanort || Lurk
RtheSecond || The Bitter Brit
ActivistZero || DarthZino
DJKing || NintenDylan
aje_gile || Teddy the Espurr
Fretsch || Giblet Gravy
STWaldo || Gorsingo
Arcanine || StoneColdKillerWhale
Nocunoct || thepyrowasaspy
FizzBuzz3000 || Skimpy Crusader
Cecaelia Girlie || L0rdtr3k
<OTL || Cupur
Boshy || Evil-Tree
Mudkip Master || You Are Reading This
Stonegaze || Derptastic Derp Man
Shulk Heir to the Manado || Patrician Trainer
Gnairly || UltimateScorpion
Kirbincho || Cipher_Oblivion
Sagara || Yunpoi
MasterDragoon57 || Derpy Vaz
Soviet Marmalade || TrappingGull is a Shitpost
More Metals || Jellopy
DoctorNubCake || xXx_Hannah-Doritos_xXx
IndignantCynic || Deblod100
Nectarine || Homura's Homutown
DokiDoki_ElenNi || Colonel Nova Starwolf
Aydensnake

Last edited Sep 01, 2016 at 07:11PM EDT

September 2nd 1am now, managed to get through the day alright but I doubt I'll be able to keep it up. To put it in simple terms, I may have a genuine problem. It doesn't help that my antidepressants aren't working as well as they used to.
I guess I can only wait and see what happens.

Mr. Plankton wrote:

Uh, I think I may found a loophole.
The rule says that you win No-Fap September by not fapping. It didn't say you have to look at porn.

So, is it possible to look at porn or NSFW content and not fap? Does it count as not fap?

That sounds like a very dumb thing to do.

Mr. Plankton wrote:

Uh, I think I may found a loophole.
The rule says that you win No-Fap September by not fapping. It didn't say you have to look at porn.

So, is it possible to look at porn or NSFW content and not fap? Does it count as not fap?

You've always been allowed to look at porn. That was the point of the lewd squad. You had to look at all the porn they sent you and attempt to ignore it.

Day 1 done. Currently @ Day 2 1:33am
Nothing special. No morning wood, though I get those most times. Since 2 days before Sept 1, I've been feeling unusually tingly down there which made me extra sensitive. Sucks that it had to pop up during September…

The Sixth Guy who's not amused… posted:
"Nothing wrong, and I’m still good. Question: who watches porn or go to these -boorus sites without fapping?"

I sometimes go to danbooru to read non-lewd doujins instead of looking at lewds.

Last edited Sep 02, 2016 at 01:43AM EDT

End of day 1:

Geez, I really need to make new decals for my sigfig.
Or better yet get one of those fancy custom printing serves that have popped up over the past few years to print me a new sigfig.

Last edited Sep 02, 2016 at 02:27AM EDT

Yo guys, do you want to know how to win the No-Fap challenge easily. There's a forum post on nofap.com [Edit: link is broken] by Fapstronaut [no joke] that you'll all may find very helpful.

I'll C&P the post here.
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Hi everyone !

So I've managed to stay clean for 65 days ! Just to make things clear, I was only addicted to masturbating when I started this challenge. I had quit porn over a year ago. Anyway, I was recently asked how I managed to resist for 60 days ! (RECORD). So I thought I'd share some of these points.

Here are ten steps you can follow:

1. Avoid seeing or touching your balls/dick/prostate as much as possible. Only handle it when necessary, e.g. to take a piss.

2. Ignore your hard ons. It may feel impossible, but it's not. Over time your body will adapt to your changes and you won't get these random hard ons.

3. Avoid walking around naked. I love walking around my place naked, or even while I'm sitting by the computer. Unfortunately being naked triggered my thoughts and actions numerous times. So if you're like me, don't strip.

4. Have SHORT showers. That's right. I use to have 10-15 minute showers, most of the time I'd focus most of my attention on my dick. All you need is literally one minute to have a quick wash. Even better have cold showers.

5. Follow your passion. Since stopping, I've being extremely active in my career and hobbies. I'm SUPER creative, and I've come up with so many great ideas. Seriously I'm working on a really good idea now that has potential. Exciting times ahead!

6. EXERCISE! This is a good opportunity to improve your fitness level ! Burn as much fat as you can at the gym. You will definitely feel a lot fresher. If you can, do it at night, so you go to bed tired.

7. Be STRONG. Don't give into your temptations. At first it may feel impossible. But seriously, once you reach fifty days, you don't wanna look back.

8. NO massages. One of the things I use to love doing is going to asian centres to get massages from top to bottom. This would give me major hard ons every time, and masturbation was really tempting. Definitely a NO NO.

9. Break down your weeks. 60 days sounds like it's a lot. But really, every week, I just break it down, and look at the challenge as a weekly challenge. e.g. Aim for Sunday! When I'd get to Sunday I'd say the same thing over and over, until my body completely adapted to the cycle.

10. Don't fantasise. Seriously, it will just torture your sex drive, and you'll be going around in circles.

Well that's it guys. I hope these points help your journey. I'm feeling so refreshed, I'm seriously a brand new person. Don't give up, you won't regret it ! Many times I use to feel like I was a complete drug addict that needed to be strapped to a bed. If you think it's impossible to conquer your urges, believe me IT'S NOT !

All the best ! -Fapstronaut
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gl;hf

Last edited Sep 02, 2016 at 02:58AM EDT

Day (belated) 1.
At the moment, I'm doing perfectly fine. Patience seems to be strong as it usually is, but having to worry about a hurricane isn't exactly the greatest feeling in the world. Even if it is helping maintain what minuscule amount of pent-up lust I have…

Day 1: Tho I easily survived the hostilities of day one with almost no challenges I celebrate with a fictitious smile knowing that this is only the start for my long journey.

"What have I signed up for" I ponder as future trials loom over head. I wounder if this thread will be soon be a record of my inevitable loss or yet worse, my slow decent into madness.

This will be a battle of the mind and body. The true test to see if my will is made of iron or of a rusted bronze. As I write this my mind already wonders, "man I really wanna jack it right now"

Skeletor-sm

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