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yeah, i got aspergers, depression, anxiety, real autism, internet autism, shingles and rotbrain. I've never been diagnosed but i haven't left my house in over a month and the guys in my mlp steam group say i probably have all those things. yeah, i could have gotten good grades but i didn't try hard enough but that's due to all my illness and not general laziness. i hate myself but still think i'm better than everyone else. most of all i like posting my personal health information in a public forum that has never been involved with mental health organizations. hell, ever since i decided i probably have brain gonorrhea, i knew that doctors don't know me as well as my internet friends know me so i just talk to them instead.

I enjoy harem anime is that a mental illness?

I'm a furry.

I am disease incarnate.

I'm addicted to "shots" administered by futa girls.

i haz acdc

i get horny when i see Captain Blubber.

I have nymphomania. I go into a maniacal rage whenever someone even mentions water nymphs.

I got IDGAF and Swagism.

I have Kanye West disease which makes me become extremely egotistical and makes me screamed "hehhhhhhh" at random times

Autism ftw

True story: I developed ADD later in life and it made me a better student. I got straight Cs my senior year of h.s. and got straight As in college.

Also true story: I have Asperger's but don't like ponies.

I'm offensive and I fond this very autistic.

Encyclopedia Dramatica's rallying cry.

I got dragon disease

plz send help

Just depression I think.

I have autism which means I want to commit Amanda Todd whenever I read Youtube comments.

I've got Russian

Idk, the internet keeps saying I have faggotism, so I guess I need to get that checked out. Anyone know of any pillz I can take for that?

You can take suppositories. They go up your butt, so I'm sure you'd enjoy that.

I got autism when I injected two marijuanas.

I see things no one else can.
I hear voices.
They're telling me to run.
They're telling me to hide
They're telling me to wake up and smell the ashes.
There's no hope.
There's no survivors.
Not even the children.
All I see is
Hell.

What now KYM?! What IS happening to me?!

I'm heterosexual.

Me and you brother.

I'm dead.

I have the sudden urge to suck my boner.

Call an ambulance.

Hey Faggots,
I'm autistic, and I don't understand a single one of you. All of you are normal, privileged, plain-lives who spend every second of their day doing, boring ass shit like proms of whatever. You are pretty much just soulless objects that I cannot socially connect with. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten 5 points of the autism spectrum rating scale? I mean, I guess it’s fun being socially adjusted because of your own genetic code, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even more normal than paying taxes.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was top student of my special needs class and starter on my lego invention club. What lego do you use, other than “megablocks”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot bionicle playset (With missile firing action; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s my lego

I can "make" gold and I'm still not happy.
also i ship ludwig von koopa with larry koopa idk why

I hear voices in my head
they talk to me
they understand
they talk to me

I didn't know you were Randy Orton.

yes i like to bury people some times

yes i'm autistic

yes i play video games

silly normal people

I think it is a homeless man following you.

But it was I, Dio!

The voices in my head suggest a less than peaceful side

The endless possibilities
Controlling 9-3-5.

leave me alone Dio. Go fuck around in your creepy sex dungeon

I have a brain tumor that I got from reading this thread.

4chan gave me PTSD.

Is dsyxelia a mnatel ilnlses?

Is Mayonnaise a mental illness?