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I'm sorry Twisty, but we had to lure you in.

Your mother and I, w-we we… We found your Mixtape.

Why are you doing this to us Twisty? Why have you become like this? Did we not raise you well enough? You're not 'hot trap shit' son, we didn't raise you this way. You're not even a black rapper. Soon you'll tell us you're posting rap lyrics to instrumental Youtube videos.

Please son, stop this, before it's too late. We don't want to see you go down this road.

If you aint talking money i dont wanna talk

>your mother and i
>implying a kym mod could ever get laid even by another kym nerd

fake and gay

>rap
That shits overated mainstream shit!
Get on mah level

nobody cares about your ska punk

>using Filthy Frank against Twisty
>kek

Official News Report: Influenced by his mixtape music, Twisty was found crushed to death after reportedly attempting to compile an unhealthy amount of women upon his genitals.
During his life, he was an aspiring "rappist", and was known to volunteer at a cancer research institution named "KnowYourMeme".

Wait a sec… If RandomMan is the father, then who was the mother?

Yes

both

Randomman confirmed to have asexual reproduction.

Dude… What if we're all sons and daughters of RandomMan.

>nobody noticed the obvious stupidity in that video
Anyways twisty will surely be successful as hes takes inspiration of the makers of No Flex Zone!

Can't you see how mature and honest these masters are?

I didn't adopt you to talk to me like that.

Did you adopt me because you were incapable of having sex?

If twisty didn't make this then don't even talk about rap

Twisty, as your estranged uncle brother, I am worried about your addiction to dropping mixtapes are fire. Your pullout game is weak af, and everyone know's that Daquan's mixtape is better. I mean, yours didn't even go platinum on DatPiff!

CONSPIRACY TIME! Twisty is actually Sam's and Natsuru's child who used time machine to come to this time period to do… something. RandomMan saw this through and "adopted" Twisty, but in actuality RandomMan is looking to know the future and plan ahead to take over KYM. The rap Twisty made is actually an encoded message for the recently born Sam's and Natsuru's child who will listen to the "rap" and stop RandomMan from achieving his evil plan. Unfortunately RandomMan has seen through Twisty's plan and created this thread in an attempt to confiscate Twisty's message to himself and continue his plan to take over KYM.

I have to stand firm and say folloes your dreams twisty because you can do it aw hell wtf am i saying WE WANT TO HELP YOU, YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY!!!!

Damn! They're on to us!

I mean, uh, that's totally crazy! Why would KYM users ever come back from the future? This man is clearly insane and needs to be institutionalized.

Wait, but that can't be true! I've been fucking twisty for as long as I can remember! Wait, does this mean…

INCEST

*wincest

No wonder you wanted to adopt a 29 year old manchild.

Somebody make a fapfic out of this