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The preparations have been completed. All the towels in Don's house have razor blades hidden in them, all of them coated with lethal poison. All the food in the fridge has been carefully replaced with already expired pieces, and the fridge itself has been booby-trapped to release mustard gas upon opening. The power should be cut, and if TripleZ is to be believed, the rabid honey badger should already be inside the house.

Months of planning were put into this, and now we wait.

inb4 newfigs come here and say stuff like "YOu cant kill Don!!1!!!! hes invicancble and his the meme gud!!!!"

Scratch, I think you posted this on the wrong forum… You should have posted this on the secret conspiracy forum, like the threads to kill the other mods!

Shhh, do not mention the secret conspiracy forum! It's a secret, it says so on its name for crying out loud!

The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Sorry Scratch, but it was a dumb move from you to post this here: they can discover our conspiracies to overtake KYM! By the way, who's next after Don? Jacob or Loli?

It is complete Don is stabbed repeatedly by MScratch and other MEME brothers, who attack in tears while muttering "for the LOLs".

Doesn't matter. Even if our plan is compromised, it's already in effect. We've spent months on this, the plan is foolproof, and when Don's gone, all of KYM will be for the taking.

YEAH! Although, even with Don out there's still two admins and a webmaster, and they will want revenge over his fallen comrade…

ITT: Small text general

HEY GUYS I HEARD THERE WAS A CONSPIRACY GOING ON HERE?

Insert Zoolander "ants" joke here

This was too good of an opportunity to let it pass.

Plan failed.

What is this, a post for ants?

YOu cant kill Don!!1!!!! hes invicancble and his the meme gud!!!!

"Just like the good old days right after a controversy"