Firstly the post important tenant. Believe in objective morality, if you don't know what it is look at Islam. Words from the holy man himself.
Secondly, reject all women. The only way you are cool and awesome is to reject all women. Remember, you have to gloat about it all the time.
Thirdly, starve yourself. Warriorman once said that not eating and drinking for a day is a life changing experience. Look down upon those who don't intentionally not give themselves vital things they need to survive everyday. The more arrogant, the more warriorman,
Fourth. You can not conceivably hate or dislike pewdiepie. It just means your jealous of him, because that is the only explanation.
Fifth. Feel no remorse for people who do things you disagree with morally when they get hurt. Don't give sympathy to the man who is flogged for just wanting to watch pornography.
Sixth. Stalk a woman who disagrees with you. Make a ton of your post about how wrong she is, even if its not really relevant to the thread. Bonus points if you keep posting on her wall.