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I have a GF, unlike most of you. This means that I'm infact superior to you. I'm not telling you her name, since I don't want any of you losers to know her. Since all of you suck. I am infact superior to all of you, since I have a GF. Discuss ITT why I'm superior to all of you since I got laid. No wait,your not gonna.

Pics of tits or it didn't happen and GTFO

ITT: we post lies

Your hand can't be considered girlfriend, sorry.

That's gay.

She's not my hand.
Nor my dick.

Alright. Is she your mother then?

no

Sister?

Don't have one

Well alright.

Is she getting paid to date you then?

no she isnt

Just like you don't actually have a girlfriend.

You're not superior because you don't have proper grammar and spelling. smh

I'm super jelly of Whit3's sex life ;-)

I had a girl friend… 6 years ago…

Yeah but she's probably Estonian though which really just means you have low standards.

Whit3 right now

OP should have been all like

"Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got.
Not much of a girlfriend, never seem to get a lot".

I could have gotten my daily dose of Supertramp from someone else for a change.

Experiment:Wait for OP’s response to the request for proof that he actually has a GF.

Result:OP merely only states that he has a GF, doing no effort to even bring half-a-buttocks of tangible evidence to the table, no online profile or chat message, not even bring a name of someone else who could confirmed that they are infact in a relationship with OP.

A photoshoped image would've seemed twofold more legit then the post OP has made.

New hypothesis:The only proof from OP's newest message is that he very likely has a case of superiority complex, and we all know the reason why.

Hypothesis that OP has no gf confirmed:

Conclusion:

End of Experiment – Notsocoolguy

@notsocoolguy
You're my girlfriend and my sister
But you arent my Girlfriend and sister.