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A while ago, a really special user named Banake decided it'd be really cool to try and get in contact with HoH (ya know the Nazi who tried to shoot up a mall), most likely to get teh sex. I decided to take it upon myself to save his poor soul. Here is the result:

Act One – The Evidence
It all began with the suspect replying to one of Roy's posts.




Act Two – The Confrontation











Act Three – The Aftermath
Banake ceased all attempts to contact Hitler's niece and he lived happily ever after.

also he didn't even delete all his comments the fucking liar

tl;dr
if you're gonna shitpost at least keep it simple

So Banake wants to fuck his/her sister? O-Okay

The ones that say Inbox are from him, the ones that say Sent Messages are mine

Goddammit.

I should get new glasses.

On a related note, damn, that's really creepy. Who would stalk a Nazi?

Oh yeah, he also said this but it went against my narrative, and also he just wanted to fuck her. I swear it.

..so I developed a dark sense of humor…

Jesus Christ

this ain't no stalking shit, this is a shame of stalkers. you fucking twit, i wish your spine to rip out and strangle you.

Wait a minute. HoH is your SISTER!? Damn.

I really doubt it. 99.9999% sure he was fucking with the guy so he would stop stalking her and to get a reaction but who knows it could be there's still a .000001% chance or something.

Well considering that the act HoH was planning would've taken place near Blubber, I wouldn't be personally surprised.

No, I was fucking with him. Telii is my actual sister.