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AYE AYE WHIT3
I CAN'T HEAAAR YOUUUUUUUUU
AYE AYE WHIT3
OHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO LIVES IN A FORUM BOARD ON A SHIT SITE?
CAPTAIN BLUBBER
SHITPOSTING AND GETTING IN INTERNET FIGHTS
CAPTAIN BLUBBER
IF THREE HOUR SUSPENSIONS BE SOMETHING YOU WISH
CAPTAIN BLUBBER
THEN POST ON THIS THREAD AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
CAPTAIN BLUBBER
CAPTAIN BLUBBER CAPTAIN BLUBBER CAPTAIN BLUBBER
CAPTAAAAIN
BLUBBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HAHAHA

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PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
AND MAKE IT DOUBLE

TO DOWNVOTE ALL SHIT THREADS
TO SUSPEND EVERY HOTHEAD

TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF EYPC WYN
TO POST DOG PUKE AND CRINGE

BLUBBER!
TRIPLE!

TEAM RIFF-RAFF, OUR SHITPOSTING HAS SUCCEEDED
BE IRONIC OR BE SUSPENDED

now this is a story all 'bout how
my board got flipped, turned upside-down
and i'd like to take three hours
just sit right there
i'll tell you how i became the prince of kym

in western canada born and raised
on the forums where i spend most of my days
chillin' out maxin' suspendin' all cool
and then shooting some b-ball outside the school
when a couple of newfags were up to no good
started a shitstorm in the neighborhood
i got in an online fight and don got scared af
he said "you movin' with particle and twisty in riff-raff"

i begged and sucked his dick day after day
but he packed my modship and sent me on my way
he gave me a banhammer and then he gave me a ticket
i put on my plug.dj and say "might as well kick it"

database mod, this ain't so bad
drinking shitpost juice out of a glass
is this what the people of riff-raff livin' like?
hmmmm this will be shite

but i wait i hear they're pissbabies, shitposters, all that
is this the type of place that they just send this dank cat?
i don't think so
i'll see when i post there
i hope they're prepared for the prince of kym

well the plane landed and i came out
there was a dude who looked like a mod stood there with my name out
i ain't trying to get banned yet
i just posted there
i abandoned thread with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license place said and it had meme in the mirror
if anything i could say this pepe was rare
but i thought "nah, forget it- home to riff-raff"

i pulled up to the house at about 6 or 9
and yelled to the cabbie "frig off nerd"
i looked at the kingdom
i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of kym

MEOWTH THAT'S RIGHT

MEOWTH THAT'S WHIT3 *

someone kill me please

what is this

I came here to say Meowth paw looks like dick and balls.

You can no longer unsee it. So long, niggerfaggots.

Holy shit Blubber can change a cup of coffee to a bottle of Jack Daniels

i'm being bullied epyc ol buddy ol pal. i know i'm not lisa, but if you wouldn't mind, could you fire off a handful of paragraphs about how cruel it is making threads to photoshop me? i mean the irc guys have been saying that's your "thing" and i could really go for someone sticking up for my digital honour at this point.

much love.

pure, unfiltered bullying

That's his "power"

Holy shit Blubber can change a cup of coffee to a bottle of Jack Daniels

That's because Blubber is the second coming of Jesus. But modern society has made coffee more abundant than water, and furthermore Jesus's tastes in booze has modernized over the last 2000 years.

Yes we know. We're a little underwhelmed, too.

tbh i've been waiting for you to post here

that's kinda the reason why i chose that image, lol.

credit goes to mx_13