Every time I see them, I have to remind myself that "A Brazilian" is not the same as "A Bazillion".
(Honestly, I'm not sure why I'm posting this, other than I think it's funny, and my inhibitions are lowered by sleep deprivation. I'll probably regret posting this when I wake up and take a whole week to work up the courage to see what happens to this thread. Sorry if this counts as spam, my critical thinking isn't that great at the moment.)