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Sep 29, 2015 at 06:48PM EDT.
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If I become Admin I'll individually strap every user to a chair and yell the gospel of Bernie Sanders into their souls while tattooing the KYM rules onto their chests.
you can't be that yet
i haven't made up my mind on you
I'd make a better admin and I'm just a horny arachnid…
would that be your only accomplishment in your life or something
>making a riff-raff thread about yourself to further rub your own e-penis
>making yet another overused joke about yourself and bernie sanders
The only picture on your nightstand is probably a selfie.
Scene 24, Know Your Meme Chat
Scene 25, INT. Epyc's room – Night
EpycWyn exits the chat without typing anything. He turns off his computer and opens a diary titled "secret diary of KYM domination". He begans to write on it.
"Dear diary, today they found out about my plan. I am now one step closer to take over KYM. The plan is going smootly. Time to execute the next step, promoting myself as an admin. The more I do it, the more people will think I am one of the admins of KYM. The mods will never knew what banned them. Jackasses. I'm gonna masturbate to nepeta tits now, my dick demands it."
EpycWyn closes his diary and unzips his pants. Lewd noises can be heard.
True story.
Remember when this guy was a typical user that just kinda hovered in the background?
No? Okay.
0.9999...=1 wrote:
Remember when this guy was a typical user that just kinda hovered in the background?
No? Okay.
One can only dream.
0.9999...=1 wrote:
Remember when this guy was a typical user that just kinda hovered in the background?
No? Okay.
He could have been if Lisa Lombardo never existed.
RandomMan wrote:
>making a riff-raff thread about yourself to further rub your own e-penis
>making yet another overused joke about yourself and bernie sandersThe only picture on your nightstand is probably a selfie.
it's like this but instead of connie it's a picture of him
RandomMan wrote:
You got me, I was secretly Amethyst the whole time.
RandomMan wrote:
>making a riff-raff thread about yourself to further rub your own e-penis
>making yet another overused joke about yourself and bernie sandersThe only picture on your nightstand is probably a selfie.
with bernie sanders
Emperor Palpitoad wrote:
You got me, I was secretly Amethyst the whole time.
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Twilitlord wrote:
with bernie sanders
Horror Story: Selfie with Sanders, but the pic only shows 1 person.
Is Wyn Sanders?
RandomMan wrote:
Horror Story: Selfie with Sanders, but the pic only shows 1 person.
Is Wyn Sanders?
then i'm voting for hillary
>tfw nobody likes you, yet your ego is so goddamn huge, that whenever somebody says something that at least remotely resembles a compliment directed towards you, you feel the urge to make an entire new thread, bragging about the ‘something that at least remotely resembles a compliment directed towards you’.
If I become Admin I’ll individually strap every user to a chair and yell the gospel of Bernie Sanders into their souls while tattooing the KYM rules onto their chests.
I see nothing in your strategy about planning to eliminate and/or die the brones
You already failed the first standard requirement of all new admin applicants. Get out
Loli wrote:
Scene 24, Know Your Meme Chat
EpycWyn "Hey Don, how much do they pay you for beign an admin?" Don Fuck off, I'm not telling you Loli Don, he's asking because he's planning to become an admin and finally ban us because he's butthurt Don lol Scene 25, INT. Epyc's room – Night
EpycWyn exits the chat without typing anything. He turns off his computer and opens a diary titled "secret diary of KYM domination". He begans to write on it.
"Dear diary, today they found out about my plan. I am now one step closer to take over KYM. The plan is going smootly. Time to execute the next step, promoting myself as an admin. The more I do it, the more people will think I am one of the admins of KYM. The mods will never knew what banned them. Jackasses. I'm gonna masturbate to nepeta tits now, my dick demands it."
EpycWyn closes his diary and unzips his pants. Lewd noises can be heard.
True story.
>fuck off, i'm not telling you
fucking shut up man
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