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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mods so much, I had all their memes and emojis
>I pray to the Mods every night before bed, thanking them for the account I've been given
>"Mod is love" I say; "Mod is life"
>Don hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mods
>I called him a cunt
>He suspends me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the Mods
>I am so happy
They whisper into my ear "This is my IRC."
>They grab me with their powerful meme hands and kick me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the Mods
>They penetrate my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the Mods
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against their kicks
>I want to please the Mods
>The Mods roar in a mighty roar as they fill my butt with their perma-ban
>Don walks in
>The Mods looks him straight in the eyes and say "Moderators do nothing wrong."
>They leave through my window
>Mod is love. Mod is life.