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October is next month, however that doesn't mean that preparations for the skeleton war can't begin. I am recruiting skeletons for the sole purpose of defeating the fuckboys of 2016. Together we can plan out ways to attack the enemy on the battlefield on this thread also. Don't be afraid, the skeletons don't bite.

Can half skeleton's join?

Yes.

I've always pledged my loyalty to the skeleton army and this year shall be no different.

Let's spook those fuckbois!

Rips off skin

I would like to join

This is honestly going to be the best october of all time they like progressively get better as you grow older.

I've noticed that this year the fuckbois seem to be stronger and will most likely put up a stronger resistance. In order to counteract this I purpose we create some sort of upgraded skeleton.
Perhaps something like this:

Or maybe this:

War has changed, therefore we must change with it or risk defeat.

"I am here, mortals, And I bring. Your. End!"

I will join the great skeletons in their war.

I am in

Yep.

I'm in

Conas atá tú motherfuckers?

The Fuccbois don't stand a chance

Did somebody say skeletons?

I'm in as usual

Got my latest Skull Man robot from Dr. Cossack.

spoopity woopity

Crush those stinky mortals!

Aw yiss! Time for spoopieness!

Sign me up the best time of the year is right around the corner

I may be too young to serve in the war, but I can contribute my intellect to this war.

Today's information from our skeleton scouts
The fuckboys are using the holiday known as Christmas to recruit people to fight against us. This may be a bit concerning to some, as children might be recruited also being manipulated by the enemy to carry out their plans. But the other main information is that we discovered the leader of the current anti-skeleton army.
Leader pictured below:

Our skeleton scouts are also making sure that the fuckboys hadn't recruited a man named Charlie Manx whom we discovered has supernatural abilities relating to a mysterious location known as Christmasland. As current general of the skeleton army, I shall update you in case of any major information from our hard working skeleton scouts.

Skull knight rides into battle

Hello fellow skeletons.
I too am a skeleton.
Look at me providing a network of support for muscles.

You know what we should do, fellow skeletons? Let's let Christmas win. Now, can you tell me of your secret plans?

It's funny when you say that because you see pinkiespy, we have our best skeletons spies and scouts check for traitors and double agents. This piece of bolded dialogue was recovered from the anti-skeleton thread by our agents. This is enough proof to expose you as a mole.
"Lisa, I know we fundamentally disagree about most of our politics, but I will join you against the skellingtons.
They’ve already infiltrated our society.
For all we know there could be skeletons living inside us."
Pinkiespy, I know you work for the fuckboys and the anti-skeleton army. Don't try to escape, I have already send soldiers to your location.
Now you shall be detained and marked as a POW and you will be interrogated so that you can tell us what you know of the anti-skeleton and fuckboys.