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my name jeff

Are you jealous white boys? Why are you mad lol? Also this:

Black guys
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook

White guys
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Angsty
>Creepy
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues

A man sat on his table, pondering the meaning of his existence. Despite his effort, he could never find any answers. It was as if he'd been wasting his time, eating crackers and drinking soda. But the man was determined to find the true meaning behind his life. But he never did and in the end his body gave up and he dropped dead. It took a while for his body to be discovered since he was a lonely man. In fact, the one to first catch sight of his non moving, rotting body was a local sewage dweller. He'd broken into the house of the now dead man in an attempt to steal bread. Yet when he entered the kitchen, all he saw was a table carrying a corpse. Despite his intentions of stealing bread, the sewage dweller was hearty man who reported any anomalies and or crimes he'd come across. And that's what he did, after taking a loaf of bread of course.

The man was not given a funeral, mainly because no one would attend it and because they didn't know what music to play. So they just dumped his corpse in the wild where the miasma wouldn't reach them. The corpse was however, never touched. Not a single scavenger, vulture or microbe touched the corpse once it laid in the wild. That may seem odd to the average man but the reason for this is actually quite reasonable. You see the corpse was lying on top magical ground in which the mages of chaos were studying the corpse with their magical abilities. Anything that'd touch the corpse would have its existence erased by the mages and therefore, no one dared to touch the lifeless, half rotten body of a useless man. But the man wouldn't be useless for too long for you see, the mages had a plan to puppet this man into battle. They studied his soul and decided to revive him with the added bonus of invincibility. The had been corpse slowly rose, its eyelids opening up, seeing nothing but darkness since they were in bad condition. But sight wasn't of any concern because the mages had full control over his movement, even if he didn't possess the muscles necessary to do what the mages told him.

The dead man ran straight back into town once he'd risen. The guards were met with a sight of upmost horror and disbelief. They all shot at him with their golden guns but all bullets deflected upon impact. One bullet hit a young girl which instantly killed her. This made the man change priority, and instead of rushing to the castle he simply turned around and leaped upon the girl. Upon reaching the dead girl, the man began consuming her flesh, bit by bit until the girl became an unrecognizable pile of meat, guts and bones. After feasting upon the girl, the man grew a hundred times his size, his clothing ripped revealing his giant dong to all whom observed. The giant man, with powers to rival gods, made a slow walk towards the giant castle in the middle of the town. Once he arrived, he positioned himself and took a big ass crap on the caste, making it collapse and killing everything which had resided in it. After that the man exploded into gore, painting the entire town in blood and organs. After all of this, the people of the town chose to continue their day to day activities out of shock. No one ever talked about this again, well until now I guess.

TFW you will never be 19, black, play several sports, and have a girlfriend.

Why are you calling a moderator?

brap

Deactivate your account

">Quiet"

Check mate atheists

So I'll just skip my 19th birthday and become twenty?

We live in a society

We're posting together,
But still it's disconnection Hell
And maybe we'll come back
To documenting memes, who can tell?
I guess there is someone to blame
They're not around (not around)
Will the forums ever be the same again?

It's time to shutdown
The Riff-Raff shutdown