Somewhere in 2017.
Several months later..
Hello, I'm a weird Santa Claus wearing 3D glasses with a Nerf Gun and wielding a weaponized fidget spinner. After the Senate has prevented the repeal of Net Neutrality and are currently awaiting the decision from the House of Representatives on the official decision, despite the obvious result happening, here are 7 things you can do on the internet.
1. You can still gram your food. (Wait, hang on? "Gram" your food? You mean posting food on instagram for the sake of food porn? Gram is a math term! Actually..) By using your nearby scale, you can now measure any food you have and determine how many metric unit of mass equal to one thousandth of a kilogram are in your food. Nerds and Math Lovers approved.
2. Posting cute animals photos. Don't have any pets you want to take a picture of? Why not, head out to a remote and dangerous rain forest to do some photography on nature's cutest and deadliest animals?
3. You can shop for eclipse glasses and fidget spinner- (Hang on! Even though, that's a 2017 meme, why the hell hasn't anybody made a meme out of fidget cubes?! That invention is better than a spinner, because there more things to fidget on it!) Anyways, wait till July 13 and travel to the south of Australia to wait the next solar eclipse. Be careful, as you shouldn't get scammed by flimsy eclipse glasses you buy on the internet.
4. You can Binge-Watch shows. The estimated time to binge-watch all of the internet's favorite shows is currently a year. Also, isn't it unsafe to binge-watch? Get yourself a breather!
5. Be a part of your Fave Fandom. Now you can look like a complete jackass wearing an edgy black hoodie with a crappy Photoshop light saber.
6. You can still Ruin Memes- WAIT WHAT?! No, that's it! I'm taking off this microphone and I'm leaving!
Director: Uhh…Cut. Why aren't you following the script?
Me: You didn't tell me ruining memes was part of the script! What is this heresy?! Where's my hammer?
Director: Can we talk this out? Wait, where did you get that? Oh god, no! AHHH-
(Also, I want to point out a flaw in Ajit's video. He states that there are 7 things to do, when he only lists 6 things.)