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Captain Kirk's adventure on the crap dimension
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Kirk re-materializes in the transporter room pants down, marker in hand, infuriated expression on his face and as everyone stares in horror and confusion a fat turd drops out of his ass and makes an audible plop on the floor.
The sight is so traumatising that the entire crew becomes paralyzed for at least 20 minutes until they snap out of it and all exit the room on mass leaving Kirk alone
Kirk snap out of it a one second later and agrily throws the marker on the floor and pulls his pants up and also leaves the room
A few moments later Spock spots Kirk on the Enterprise bridge everyone is acting normal obviously trying to forget the previous event but despite that Spock knows very well that Kirks Tiberian turd is still on the transporter room and no one has bothered to clean it so he leaves his post to go to clean it using the excuse that "he is going to the bathroom" he arms himself with a mop and cleaning acid and proceeds into the transporter room to end the Tiberian turds existence
BUT
There's is nothing in the room
Last edited Feb 25, 2021 at 11:23AM EST
Spock scans the entire room for at least 30 minutes
And he finds nothing
No sign of the Tiberian Turd or the marker anywhere on the room
Spocks Vulcan intellect is baffled by this revelation because the room was closed and no one in the crew dared to go inside after that horrible incident
The only explanation is that someone in the crew was brave enough to actually come and get rid of the Tiberian Turd
Spock exits the room and puts the mop and cleaning acid back into the storage vault of the ship and is ready to go back to his post
BUT
His Vulcan biology alerts him and he realises that he actually needs to go to the bathroom for real AND VERY QUICK
Spock runs through the corridors of the ship with the intention of finding the bathroom eventually he finally finds it
He pressed the button on the door and runs inside!
And he sees something that logically should not exist
A GIANT MASS OF SHIT stands on the the middle part of the room and appears to suck the waste out of the toilets
The entity has a spherical body composed of crap at least 10 appedages extend from the main body making it resemble an old terran octopod the main difference is a conical shape on the top of the main body which is mostly composed of corn and……..a marker?