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It was a good shit.

Oh, cool, I'm about to.

Taco Bell, man, you know how it is.

No you didnt

It was glorious. I was on the toilet for 10 minutes, unloading the remnants of a cinnamon raisin English muffin slathered in french butter I had for breakfast. The feeling at first was a burning sensation, as the pungent smell of sulfur and bacteria wafted out of the toilet. Over time, it turned into sensations of pleasure as I unloaded the fecal waste into the water bowl. The catharsis of flushing the remains of my delicious breakfast was spectacular, as I shat with the force of a thousand suns into the mouth of the ceramic vessel. I drove my fingers onto the flush valve with a confident push, as the brown and green waste spiraled down a whirlpool of H2O into the sewage line.

That was a good shit.

Quit taking my massive shits this is the fifth time this week I've caught you and your toilet gremlins snatching my poop. Your dumps will never be as good as my dumps, so flush away your crap envy before I take one and shove it right up your tiny pooper. You are nothing compared to my massive dumper. If I see you again in my bathroom I'll slap the shit out of you not that much will come out. Talk shit around the supreme honkifex of shit then don't be surprised if you wake up the next day 6 feet under and spoiler: it won't be dirt you're under.

I hope you wiped

He is a kym poster

He didnt

stop making fun of me

oh no I think your shitpost gave me diarrhea
hnnnnng

How many courics did it weigh?

I still dont believe you

You say that you took a shit, well I'm taking a shit right now while making this post.

edit: done shitting

Had to censor it

A well rested spirit, I see.