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Ligma was such a good user, why was he banned? All he did was go on a 10-page racist rant, he didn't do anything wrong

So ligma has a long history of making comments that insulted my mother, were vegan unfriendly, and implied that nipples exist.

But funnily enough, that wasn't why he was banned. About a week ago, we noticed that in one of his racist rant uploads, it looked like he forgot to add an Oxford comma, making it unclear if he was talking about "Black and Hispanic" groups separately, or only referring to the relatively small number of people who are both. When a mod asked so we could clarify what the rant was about the response was: "take a fucking guess".

This improper comma usage is normally a bannable offensive in its own right. However the few hundred Wojaks, A Wyatt Mann, and Happy Merchant image uploads meant that we were willing to try to work with him. Shame such a good contributing user wasted the chance we gave him.

Goddamn mods abusing their powers yet again. Always in the way of us average users and our desire to turn this site into the greatest booru on this 'ere side of the Mississippi river.

So what if Ligma kept making claims about wanting to shoot up the ghetto, the REAL reason you banned him was because you didn't appreciate his armpit fetish. Vore, NTR and guro are okay but armpits are where you draw the line?! Don't you feel shame?

steve jobs

Guys I have an announcement. It's hard to say but sees thread

runs off crying dropping doctor's diagnosis on the way out

He also called me smelly

does anyone in this thread smoke weed

Ligma explaining why he should be unbanned:

He was behind all the vote bots
ligma balls

Unban everyone let chaos reign

Imagine the spam

yah… but Wynn

You know you want it

Steven Paul Jobs (February 24, 1955 – October 5, 2011) was an American entrepreneur, industrial designer, business magnate, media proprietor, and investor. He was the co-founder, chairman, and CEO of Apple; the chairman and majority shareholder of Pixar; a member of The Walt Disney Company's board of directors following its acquisition of Pixar; and the founder, chairman, and CEO of NeXT. He is widely recognized as a pioneer of the personal computer revolution of the 1970s and 1980s, along with his early business partner and fellow Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

I saw Steve Jobs at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

He died later that day.