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Badly Explain Your Profession is an online survey game in which participants attempt to humorously describe their career of choice in an unconventional manner.

Origin

On January 1st, 2017, Redditor dotbomber95 submitted a post titled "How would you badly explain your hobby?" to the /r/AskWomen[8] subreddit, where it received upwards of 190 comments within two weeks. On January 4th, Twitter user @Stat__Murse[4] posted an image with the message "Badly Explain Your Profession" along with the hashtag "#BadlyExplainYourProfession"[1] (shown below).

Stat_Murse @StatMurse Follow Penetrating all of your orifices, making new ones and collecting your fluids. Service with a smile! #BadlyExplainYourProfession Badly Explain Your Profession RETWEETS LIKES 11:02 PM- 4 Jan 2017 悏2 13 1144

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On January 5th, 2017, Redditor limbodog submitted a post titled "Reddit, how would you really badly explain your job?" to /r/AskReddit.[2] On January 7th, fitness writer James Fell posted a "Badly Explain Your Profession" image on his Facebook[10] page, accumulating upwards of 7,000 shares and 1,100 comments over the next 10 days. The following day, the image was reposted on 9gag,[11] where it garnered more than 9,400 points and 6,700 comments within nine days. On January 10th, the business news site Inc.[6] highlighted several notable responses from Fell's Facebook post.

James Fell Body for Wife Like This Page January 7 I make "eat less, move more" really complicated,- with La Baylis. Badly Explain Your Profession Like Comment ā†’ Share 0 580 7,080 shares Top Comments 1.1K Comments Lauren M. Vaillencourt I'm a team manager of 4 people. One is missing for 40+ hours a week. The other three can barely manage themselves without my constant supervision. I manage accounting production, food services, resources and housekeeping. Oh, and I do it pro bono Like Reply 427 January 7 at 7:55pm 17 Replies Kevin Johnson I convert perfectly good jet fuel into noise and chemtrails. Like Reply 398 January 7 at 7:46pm 23 Replies Helen Cross I make people excrete liquid from their armpits to weigh less Like Reply 203 January 7 at 7:37pm 1 Reply Naomi Williams I can't think of any way to badly describe being an RN without sounding pervy... Like Reply 0165-January 7 at 7:40pm 32 Replies Sierra Netz meet with a room full of people who pay for the privilege of having me talk at them while they surf the internet once or twice a week. Once in awhile I make them identify genitalia on life-sized models. A metaphorical way to describe my job is that I lead horses to water and shove Write a comment. meline Photos Tag Photo Options Share Send Like

Meanwhile, Imgur[7] user thedivineandprofane posted uploaded the same image, which gathered upwards of 59,600 views and 1,800 comments over the next week. Also on January 10th, Redditor sixpancakes submitted a post titled "How would you badly explain your profession?" to /r/AskReddit.[3] That day, a thread titled "Badly explain your job" was submitted to the WeddingBee Forums.[5] On January 12th, BodyBuilding Forums member Sinan09400 submitted a post titled "ITT Badly explain your profession with one sentence" to the Misc. board.[9]

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[1] Twitter ā€“ #BadlyExplainYourProfession

[2] Reddit ā€“ Reddit how would you badly explain your job

[3] Reddit ā€“ How would you badly explain your profession

[4] Twitter ā€“ @Stat__Murse

[5] WeddingBee Forums ā€“ Badly Explain Your Job

[6] Inc ā€“ The Worst Possible Job Descriptions

[7] Imgur ā€“ Badly explain your profession

[8] Reddit ā€“ How would you badly explain your hobby

[9] BodyBuilding ā€“ ITT Badly explain your profession with one sentence

[10] Facebook ā€“ James Fell

[11] 9gag ā€“ I give old people drugs

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About

Badly Explain Your Profession is an online survey game in which participants attempt to humorously describe their career of choice in an unconventional manner.

Origin

On January 1st, 2017, Redditor dotbomber95 submitted a post titled "How would you badly explain your hobby?" to the /r/AskWomen[8] subreddit, where it received upwards of 190 comments within two weeks. On January 4th, Twitter user @Stat__Murse[4] posted an image with the message "Badly Explain Your Profession" along with the hashtag "#BadlyExplainYourProfession"[1] (shown below).


Stat_Murse @StatMurse Follow Penetrating all of your orifices, making new ones and collecting your fluids. Service with a smile! #BadlyExplainYourProfession Badly Explain Your Profession RETWEETS LIKES 11:02 PM- 4 Jan 2017 悏2 13 1144

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On January 5th, 2017, Redditor limbodog submitted a post titled "Reddit, how would you really badly explain your job?" to /r/AskReddit.[2] On January 7th, fitness writer James Fell posted a "Badly Explain Your Profession" image on his Facebook[10] page, accumulating upwards of 7,000 shares and 1,100 comments over the next 10 days. The following day, the image was reposted on 9gag,[11] where it garnered more than 9,400 points and 6,700 comments within nine days. On January 10th, the business news site Inc.[6] highlighted several notable responses from Fell's Facebook post.


James Fell Body for Wife Like This Page January 7 I make "eat less, move more" really complicated,- with La Baylis. Badly Explain Your Profession Like Comment ā†’ Share 0 580 7,080 shares Top Comments 1.1K Comments Lauren M. Vaillencourt I'm a team manager of 4 people. One is missing for 40+ hours a week. The other three can barely manage themselves without my constant supervision. I manage accounting production, food services, resources and housekeeping. Oh, and I do it pro bono Like Reply 427 January 7 at 7:55pm 17 Replies Kevin Johnson I convert perfectly good jet fuel into noise and chemtrails. Like Reply 398 January 7 at 7:46pm 23 Replies Helen Cross I make people excrete liquid from their armpits to weigh less Like Reply 203 January 7 at 7:37pm 1 Reply Naomi Williams I can't think of any way to badly describe being an RN without sounding pervy... Like Reply 0165-January 7 at 7:40pm 32 Replies Sierra Netz meet with a room full of people who pay for the privilege of having me talk at them while they surf the internet once or twice a week. Once in awhile I make them identify genitalia on life-sized models. A metaphorical way to describe my job is that I lead horses to water and shove Write a comment. meline Photos Tag Photo Options Share Send Like

Meanwhile, Imgur[7] user thedivineandprofane posted uploaded the same image, which gathered upwards of 59,600 views and 1,800 comments over the next week. Also on January 10th, Redditor sixpancakes submitted a post titled "How would you badly explain your profession?" to /r/AskReddit.[3] That day, a thread titled "Badly explain your job" was submitted to the WeddingBee Forums.[5] On January 12th, BodyBuilding Forums member Sinan09400 submitted a post titled "ITT Badly explain your profession with one sentence" to the Misc. board.[9]

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External References

[1] Twitter ā€“ #BadlyExplainYourProfession

[2] Reddit ā€“ Reddit how would you badly explain your job

[3] Reddit ā€“ How would you badly explain your profession

[4] Twitter ā€“ @Stat__Murse

[5] WeddingBee Forums ā€“ Badly Explain Your Job

[6] Inc ā€“ The Worst Possible Job Descriptions

[7] Imgur ā€“ Badly explain your profession

[8] Reddit ā€“ How would you badly explain your hobby

[9] BodyBuilding ā€“ ITT Badly explain your profession with one sentence

[10] Facebook ā€“ James Fell

[11] 9gag ā€“ I give old people drugs

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Iā€™m a babysitter in a daycare for adults.

The adults get an excused absence from work and pass the time napping in their wooden playpen, and the other babysitters and I have storytelling competitions for their amusement.

At the end of the stories, the daycare manager wakes them up and sends them to recess.

They then vote on the babysitter they like best.

Both babysitters have crippling student loans and cry about their life choices at night.

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