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Elmo you monster!

0 Elmo convinces yet another listener to drive into oncoming traffic.
0 Elmo convinces yet another listener to drive into oncoming traffic.

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"And then Michelle proceed to slay the bird"

Sorry, Michelle, the name of the show was clearly 'Cooking Minorities', there was no 'with'."
Sorry, Michelle, the name of the show was clearly 'Cooking Minorities', there was no 'with'."

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It’s hip

Yet again using his satanic powers, Elmo is about to make his Bee Sex fantasies a reality
Yet again using his satanic powers, Elmo is about to make his Bee Sex fantasies a reality

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A happy ending (?)

Ernie's Ukrainian wife arrives and he couldn't be happier.
Ernie's Ukrainian wife arrives and he couldn't be happier.

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SCP 871 origin

Bert and Ernie are responsible for the creation of SCP-871 after trying to fill orders for the 'Erotic O--- Slash Cake Night' down at the dockyards.
Bert and Ernie are responsible for the creation of SCP-871 after trying to fill orders for the 'Erotic O--- Slash Cake Night' down at the dockyards.

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"Elmo knows where you live Mr. Hansen"

Elmo takes a seat after being caught on Chris Hansen's "To catch a predator" on live television.
Elmo takes a seat after being caught on Chris Hansen's "To catch a predator" on live television.

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Still better content than Logan Paul

Me Cookie Monster is now Veggie Monster! Find It was only 48 hours and already the footage of Cookie Monster being lobotomized had become a viral sensation.
Me Cookie Monster is now Veggie Monster! Find It was only 48 hours and already the footage of Cookie Monster being lobotomized had become a viral sensation.

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They got it for shitposting on the voicechat

Bert and Ernie are shocked that they were actually given an L for losing a game of Fortnite
Bert and Ernie are shocked that they were actually given an L for losing a game of Fortnite

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Ernie you monster!

With his rubber duckie focus, Ernie is finally able to harness the dark power held in the cursed texts. With a demonic shriek, he flings Bert across the room, breaking his spine and bringing an end to his incessant babbling about 'Nam The duckie laughs.
With his rubber duckie focus, Ernie is finally able to harness the dark power held in the cursed texts. With a demonic shriek, he flings Bert across the room, breaking his spine and bringing an end to his incessant babbling about 'Nam The duckie laughs.

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Grover has no chill

As Johnson picks up his pre-movie snacks, Grover lists off everyone who dies in Infinity War
As Johnson picks up his pre-movie snacks, Grover lists off everyone who dies in Infinity War

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Demopan approves this

When Ernie heard about the Pansexuals, he was interested on the spot. Bert, however, wasn't surprised when he found Ernie satisfying himself with various kitchen utensils.
When Ernie heard about the Pansexuals, he was interested on the spot. Bert, however, wasn't surprised when he found Ernie satisfying himself with various kitchen utensils.

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Big Bird will remember this

The room fell silent when Big Bird sugge l device for the next iPhone. He was fired shortly afterwards. sted actually making a functiona
The room fell silent when Big Bird sugge l device for the next iPhone. He was fired shortly afterwards. sted actually making a functiona

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“You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!”

"You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!"
"You may be bigger than Elmo and able to take away his ball, but Elmo knows who his father is!"

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Next step: Facebook

With a single keystroke, Ernie redeems his lifetime of sin and perversion by deleting Deviantart forever
With a single keystroke, Ernie redeems his lifetime of sin and perversion by deleting Deviantart forever

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And of course, Elmo didn't learn his lesson

Elmo's debts with the local mafia forced them to send an enforcer to retrieve the cash. To the enforcer's surprise, Elmo already spent 100,000$ on drugs, blackjack, hookers and bitcoins. Left without any options, the guy proceeds to slam Elmo against the wall, turn him around, and just stomp his balls.
Elmo's debts with the local mafia forced them to send an enforcer to retrieve the cash. To the enforcer's surprise, Elmo already spent 100,000$ on drugs, blackjack, hookers and bitcoins. Left without any options, the guy proceeds to slam Elmo against the wall, turn him around, and just stomp his balls.

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Elmo closes his eyes and imagines the only thing that keeps him from ending his low life: big f-----' anime tiddies.
Elmo closes his eyes and imagines the only thing that keeps him from ending his low life: big f-----' anime tiddies.

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Stalin would be proud

With NKVD Commissariat Natasha at his side, Party Premier Kermitsky Frogov gleefully orders "the immediate liquidation... of the kulaks as a class."
With NKVD Commissariat Natasha at his side, Party Premier Kermitsky Frogov gleefully orders "the immediate liquidation... of the kulaks as a class."

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Elmo plays the girm reaper

Having ended Professor Hawking's life moments prior, Elmo turns his attention to his next victim.
Having ended Professor Hawking's life moments prior, Elmo turns his attention to his next victim.

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Meth: Not even once

Elmo remembers what he looked like before he started using meth.
Elmo remembers what he looked like before he started using meth.

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Spy sappin my Sentry

c ac Upon his arrival to Sesame Street the Robotic Engineer immediately senses that his Sentry and Dispenser is being sapped by a enemy Spy.
c ac Upon his arrival to Sesame Street the Robotic Engineer immediately senses that his Sentry and Dispenser is being sapped by a enemy Spy.

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