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Ernie & Bert watch as the kid they've given acid to suffer a seizure

Ernie & Bert watch as the kid they've given acid to suffer a seizure

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Now Bert knows what it's like to be God...

SESAME STREET Bert is dragged off-camera by the genetic horrors he himself has created. The irony sinks in the same time as the claws.

SESAME STREET Bert is dragged off-camera by the genetic horrors he himself has created. The irony sinks in the same time as the claws.

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Ain't no sunny days at the Sesame Street penitentiary...

Everyone is already lining up When The Count drops his soap

Everyone is already lining up When The Count drops his soap

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As the gang enters the brothel, they prep their best compliments and tipping techniques; surely this would be the night that they'd win the hearts of the hookers.

As the gang enters the brothel, they prep their best compliments and tipping techniques; surely this would be the night that they'd win the hearts of the hookers.

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'Zero', dollars spent on a lawyer, ah-ha!

SESAME STREET og Attempting to save as much money as possible for his own defense in court, Count von Count hires himself as his lawyer. The jury is not impressed

SESAME STREET og Attempting to save as much money as possible for his own defense in court, Count von Count hires himself as his lawyer. The jury is not impressed

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One day, Joel...

Joel's father thinks he will catch his son streaming p----

Joel's father thinks he will catch his son streaming p----

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SuperGrovergate

Super Grover chases after the journalist that photographed him peeing on a 12 yr. old girl.

Super Grover chases after the journalist that photographed him peeing on a 12 yr. old girl.

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The Adventures of Elmo in Daemonland

His strongest emotions, having taken a physical form, proceed to assault Elmo. Much to Elmo's horror, he can only scream helplessly as the physical embodiment of his anger strangles him to death, while his lust, taking pleasure from his suffering, vigorously strokes Elmo's flaccid penis.

His strongest emotions, having taken a physical form, proceed to assault Elmo. Much to Elmo's horror, he can only scream helplessly as the physical embodiment of his anger strangles him to death, while his lust, taking pleasure from his suffering, vigorously strokes Elmo's flaccid penis.

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Kermit the Frog and the Cyber Chase

Kermit and friends enter the dark web in search of ever more twisted p---

Kermit and friends enter the dark web in search of ever more twisted p---

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Devoid of all hope, lethargic Telly doesn't even protest when the gypsy witch feeds him bits of his exhumated relatives

Devoid of all hope, lethargic Telly doesn't even protest when the gypsy witch feeds him bits of his exhumated relatives

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Have you been downloading Bertstrips again Joel?!

bastard, s--- child Joel as he dry humps his banjo live on stage.

bastard, s--- child Joel as he dry humps his banjo live on stage.

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Grover is impressed

Grover is impressed with how much the local residents in Camden, NJ, managed to steal from his car in five minutes.

Grover is impressed with how much the local residents in Camden, NJ, managed to steal from his car in five minutes.

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Check Your Pigileges

Kermit underwent a whole lot of surgeries and gene manipulation to be able to call Mrs. Piggy a cisspecied shitlady.

Kermit underwent a whole lot of surgeries and gene manipulation to be able to call Mrs. Piggy a cisspecied shitlady.

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Well, at least Ernie tried at something...

SESAME STREET "I got my paperwork, Bert! This means l'm finally a certified professional!" "That's not what being a registered sex offender means, Ernie."

SESAME STREET "I got my paperwork, Bert! This means l'm finally a certified professional!" "That's not what being a registered sex offender means, Ernie."

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One of the Rare Times Where Bert Does a Good Deed

Bert ditches his hot drugs by cleverly giving them away to children as Pixi-Stix·The Police are none the wiser.

Bert ditches his hot drugs by cleverly giving them away to children as Pixi-Stix·The Police are none the wiser.

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"Charlie is overrunning the base! I repeat, Charlie is overrunning the base!"

The gang shares a hearty laugh as Bert's Vietnam flashbacks get triggered.

The gang shares a hearty laugh as Bert's Vietnam flashbacks get triggered.

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Protip: Never give sheeps drugs

The Count cannot sleep because the sheep still scream with pain and ectasy two hours later.

The Count cannot sleep because the sheep still scream with pain and ectasy two hours later.

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Elmo and His Future Eating Habits

Elmo receives a visit from his future, time-travelling, more cannibalistic self.

Elmo receives a visit from his future, time-travelling, more cannibalistic self.

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Dick Demon

Ernie was shocked to find that after he finished masturbating, instead of the regular semen, a large demon of lust exited his d---.

Ernie was shocked to find that after he finished masturbating, instead of the regular semen, a large demon of lust exited his d---.

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Puppets and Politics

Sam Eagle (GOP) gets rid of Bernie Sanders before the election because he wants to make America great again.

Sam Eagle (GOP) gets rid of Bernie Sanders before the election because he wants to make America great again.

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