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Oscar receives a fresh bag of abortions.

Oscar receives a fresh bag of abortions.

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Is the milk a beverage, a broth, or a sauce?

Now that I've added the milk to the cereal tell me, is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce? Answer carefully Mr. Johnson, your wife's life depends on it.

Now that I've added the milk to the cereal tell me, is that milk now a beverage, a broth, or a sauce? Answer carefully Mr. Johnson, your wife's life depends on it.

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Privilege

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

Bert and Ernie write the word "Privilege" on a card and dangle it over the heads of a group of feminists to demonstrate how it will always be out of their reach.

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Ernie commited every possible sin

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible

Satan personally congratulates Ernie for commiting every sin possible

(Germany 1938, colorized)

Statler and Waldorf debate about whether they should shoot the Jewish entertainer or not when he doesn't conform to the Reichskulturkammer.

Statler and Waldorf debate about whether they should shoot the Jewish entertainer or not when he doesn't conform to the Reichskulturkammer.

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What the fuck is a Minecraft?!

"Candy and a puppy!? This ain't the playground, Bert! Tell them you've got Minecraft!" "What the f--- is a Minecraft?" "I don't know! All I know is it gets 'em in the van!"

"Candy and a puppy!? This ain't the playground, Bert! Tell them you've got Minecraft!" "What the f--- is a Minecraft?" "I don't know! All I know is it gets 'em in the van!"

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It's too late. You couldn't save it.

Every night in a nightmare Big Bird walks the red line to get to the crying birdling, only to find a box of Los Pollos Hermanos chicKen tenders at the end.

Every night in a nightmare Big Bird walks the red line to get to the crying birdling, only to find a box of Los Pollos Hermanos chicKen tenders at the end.

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Thanks for telling

GOLDEN CTW SESAME STREET My Name Is BERT And I am an alcoholic

GOLDEN CTW SESAME STREET My Name Is BERT And I am an alcoholic

Bert then gets awful Vietnam flashbacks after

The flashing lights make Bert have a seizure. Ernie is too drugged-out on LSD to care

The flashing lights make Bert have a seizure. Ernie is too drugged-out on LSD to care

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Ernie worships Yohane

During the broad religious discussion,Ernie humbly|shows】 Berta portait 5f1thefallen angel that he truly adored& stay devoted to

During the broad religious discussion,Ernie humbly|shows】 Berta portait 5f1thefallen angel that he truly adored& stay devoted to

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Ernie talks to Diavolo

Bert is still puzzled at Ernie's weird habit of talking te somebody called Diavolo with a banana sometimes SESAME STREET

Bert is still puzzled at Ernie's weird habit of talking te somebody called Diavolo with a banana sometimes SESAME STREET

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I'M DA TRASH MAN

SESAME STREET Danny Devito tells Oscar that there can be only one Trash Man, and if Oscar thinks otherwise Danny will be forced to pick up ihe rashh can and bash hirnm with i

SESAME STREET Danny Devito tells Oscar that there can be only one Trash Man, and if Oscar thinks otherwise Danny will be forced to pick up ihe rashh can and bash hirnm with i

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Ouch

Ernie shows off his latest kidney stone

Ernie shows off his latest kidney stone

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Not my president

In the year 2045, Bert and Ernie explain how a frog led to the rise of Emperor Trump

In the year 2045, Bert and Ernie explain how a frog led to the rise of Emperor Trump

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Ernie teaches Bert the "Spin"

JoJo x Bertstrip

JoJo x Bertstrip

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Captain Ernie's poor decision making

Either that iceberg is gonna move aside or l am, and my momma didn't raise no p----

Either that iceberg is gonna move aside or l am, and my momma didn't raise no p----

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Telly tells it how it is

Finders Keeper lelly explains why he won't return the missing children

Finders Keeper lelly explains why he won't return the missing children

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final form

SESAME STREET rg Tired of Mr.Johnson's arthritic b-------, Grover ascends to his final form

SESAME STREET rg Tired of Mr.Johnson's arthritic b-------, Grover ascends to his final form

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Snuffy's secret life

Snuffy assumes his fursona on his way to a local con.

Snuffy assumes his fursona on his way to a local con.

"Thanks a lot BIRD!"

Snuffy becomes agitated and prepares to slaughter everybody in the city. Big Bird does not know what in the f--- to do.

Snuffy becomes agitated and prepares to slaughter everybody in the city. Big Bird does not know what in the f--- to do.

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