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Elmo like Teeth!

Elmo admires the trophies from his latest massacre.

Elmo admires the trophies from his latest massacre.

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Was it you?

BERT WANTS TO KNOW WHO BROKE IS SWASTIKA

BERT WANTS TO KNOW WHO BROKE IS SWASTIKA

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It was a Shart

Bert knew he shouldn't have trusted that fart

Bert knew he shouldn't have trusted that fart

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That's Racist!

Bert had told thee producer he doesn't work with "the negroes"

Bert had told thee producer he doesn't work with "the negroes"

See you in hell!

Ernie and Bert ignore Elmo as he gets sucked into Hell

Ernie and Bert ignore Elmo as he gets sucked into Hell

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BORK!

Swedish Chef accidentally mixes up his "for food" and "for drugs" cookware.

Swedish Chef accidentally mixes up his "for food" and "for drugs" cookware.

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Arson Elmo

"Ha hah, your house burned down! Have fun sleeping in the park tonight, a------!"

"Ha hah, your house burned down! Have fun sleeping in the park tonight, a------!"

More Drugs!

Ermie has more drugs than Bert. Bert is p-----

Ermie has more drugs than Bert. Bert is p-----

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This is for weeaboos

Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing.

Ernie educates Bert about why the Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing.

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Three fifths

Ernie proposes that slaves be counted as three-fifths of a person.

Ernie proposes that slaves be counted as three-fifths of a person.

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down on the child's head. A river of blood runs over his chin, and Elmo's long dormant powers

down on the child's head. A river of blood runs over his chin, and Elmo's long dormant powers

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Trumpeting the Sounds Away

Ernie plays the trumpet to drown out the sounds of the screaming children locked in the basement.

Ernie plays the trumpet to drown out the sounds of the screaming children locked in the basement.

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Bertstrips: Big Bird's First Curse Word

"B-------!" Big Bird screams while reading the 9/11 Commission

"B-------!" Big Bird screams while reading the 9/11 Commission

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Bertstrips: The Dance Must Go On

Bert struggles to hold up the dead prostitute.

Bert struggles to hold up the dead prostitute.

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There's no Soon like Too Soon.

DI L Bert and Ernie realize they didn't shoot down a ukrainian fighter plane

DI L Bert and Ernie realize they didn't shoot down a ukrainian fighter plane

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Poor Bert.

Bert's cries of anguish go unheard as he is overwhelmed and slowly devoured.

Bert's cries of anguish go unheard as he is overwhelmed and slowly devoured.

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Bertstrips: You Came to the Wrong Neighbor-Ho-Ho-Hood, Motherfucker

CTW OM " SESAME STREET ! Bert Ernie, Grover and Cookie Monster make use of Bert's corpse by hanging it from their Christmas Tree, to show rival gangs what happens to you when you mess with Sesame Street.

CTW OM " SESAME STREET ! Bert Ernie, Grover and Cookie Monster make use of Bert's corpse by hanging it from their Christmas Tree, to show rival gangs what happens to you when you mess with Sesame Street.

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Bertstrips: The Second Shooter

As Bert is demonstrating his super magnet Ernie wonders if he could use it to curve the path of a bullet so it would hit JFK's head.

As Bert is demonstrating his super magnet Ernie wonders if he could use it to curve the path of a bullet so it would hit JFK's head.

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Ancient Muppet Proverb:

"Any pill is a morning after pill if you take enough of them."

"Any pill is a morning after pill if you take enough of them."

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Tastes like chicken!

Ernie sells Big Bird to the meat company

Ernie sells Big Bird to the meat company

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