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Cosby and Oscar's drug deal

Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies

Bill Cosby and Oscar haggle over the price of some of Oscar's roofies

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And that's how Cookie Monster got kicked out of the Illuminati: by being the least monstrous of them all.

Members of the secret British ruling class are rather offended by Cookie Monster's referring to child r--- as "despicable" and "monstrous." 39

Members of the secret British ruling class are rather offended by Cookie Monster's referring to child r--- as "despicable" and "monstrous." 39

Sacrifices Must be Made

Elmo has to make quick work of the penguin. knowing a sacrifice is the only way to make is dark lord happy

Elmo has to make quick work of the penguin. knowing a sacrifice is the only way to make is dark lord happy

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Titles and tags are now required.

Ernie srceamed in terror, as cokkie monster had begun to reproduce asexually via budding.

Ernie srceamed in terror, as cokkie monster had begun to reproduce asexually via budding.

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Titles and tags are now required.

as Mr. Noodle waited for the bus furiousily maturbating at him. elmo swore one load right on mr. noodle's moustache... day he would blow his

as Mr. Noodle waited for the bus furiousily maturbating at him. elmo swore one load right on mr. noodle's moustache... day he would blow his

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Bertstrips: Their Done Deed for their Childhood Hero

Ernie calls the mother of the children they had murdered, explaining in excruciating detail how they were r---- and tortured until they begged to die. He holds the phone in the air as her crying and screaming become indistinguishable from the other. While Bert masturbates feverishly, his gaze transfixed on their life-sized Albert Fish poster. Knowing they had done their childhood hero proud.

Ernie calls the mother of the children they had murdered, explaining in excruciating detail how they were r---- and tortured until they begged to die. He holds the phone in the air as her crying and screaming become indistinguishable from the other. While Bert masturbates feverishly, his gaze transfixed on their life-sized Albert Fish poster. Knowing they had done their childhood hero proud.

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Cookie Monster feels opressed.

CookieMonster discovers tumblr and decides to self identify as Bunnykin

CookieMonster discovers tumblr and decides to self identify as Bunnykin

But wait there's more!

SESAME STREET O In Ernie's infomercia he explains the troubles of killing Rubber Duckie without his product.

SESAME STREET O In Ernie's infomercia he explains the troubles of killing Rubber Duckie without his product.

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What you got there Bert?

Ernie catches Bert reading his copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

Ernie catches Bert reading his copy of 50 Shades of Grey.

Why Big Bird?

Sam and the others hear the screams of Big Bird who's been trapped inside the picture frame for eternity

Sam and the others hear the screams of Big Bird who's been trapped inside the picture frame for eternity

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The Banana Cutter

Beaker stared in horror as he saw the mass murderer named "The Banana Cuter", for his use of bananas in his gruesome kills, coming at him with the intent to gouge out Beaker's organs and eat them with his bananas

Beaker stared in horror as he saw the mass murderer named "The Banana Cuter", for his use of bananas in his gruesome kills, coming at him with the intent to gouge out Beaker's organs and eat them with his bananas

When you lower the age of consent.

The Count finds himself on this weeks episode of "To Catch a Predator"

The Count finds himself on this weeks episode of "To Catch a Predator"

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"Plaything"

Scooter and Kermit pose as a gay couple to divert suspicion as they hunt for their next plaything

Scooter and Kermit pose as a gay couple to divert suspicion as they hunt for their next plaything

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The Plan

"It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident"

"It's simple Bert. We have to make it look like an accident"

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Lucky Elmo

Elmo gets a h------ from Katy Perry in the back ally

Elmo gets a h------ from Katy Perry in the back ally

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Bertstrips: The Very Last Time Snuffy Talked With His Father

S STOn "Son, I have always supported your decisions, but I just can't condone this prurient faggotry. I mean, he's a birc And you're a whatever the hell we are!"

S STOn "Son, I have always supported your decisions, but I just can't condone this prurient faggotry. I mean, he's a birc And you're a whatever the hell we are!"

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Asking Her Why She Can’t Sleep

When I make the mistake of asking my wife why she can't sleep...

When I make the mistake of asking my wife why she can't sleep...

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Pot

Grover is surprised to see just how much medical marijuana Cookie Monster managed to get from his doctor.

Grover is surprised to see just how much medical marijuana Cookie Monster managed to get from his doctor.

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Surprise Buttsecks

SESAME STREET As Bert minds his own business, Ernie rapidly runs up behind Bert pulling his pants down as Ernie seductively whispers to his ear "Surprise Buttsecks!"

SESAME STREET As Bert minds his own business, Ernie rapidly runs up behind Bert pulling his pants down as Ernie seductively whispers to his ear "Surprise Buttsecks!"

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Ready from the start!

The Count's attempts to make Congress lower the age of consent reaches its limit.

The Count's attempts to make Congress lower the age of consent reaches its limit.

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