Car Fiery and the Average Bear

About

Bear and Car Fiery is a piece of Slavic folklore.

Origin

Exact origins of the story are unknown, but for a fact it was more than 40 years ago.

The story itself

Bear walks in a woods, sees a burning car. Sat inside and burned down.

Spread

Nobody truly knows how this piece of lore became popular, it just became. This piece of lore was heard on jokes competition on radio. Not only that, it has spreadened through the slavic internet, resulting in a birth of multiple variations, at which point it became a meem.

Variations

• Bear walks in a woods, sees a rabbit burning in a car. Sat inside and burned down too.
• Man walks on a shores, sees a bear sunbathing. Sat near him and sunbathed.
• Bear walks in a woods, sees a rabbit burning in a car. Sat inside and burned down too.
• Car rides across the woods, SUDDENLY sees a burning bear. Ran over him and burned down.

• Under blooming sakura
• Among scrap bear burns out
• Spring has come

• Plane flies in the sky, sees a two towers. Flies inside and blew up.
• Dissident walks in a city, sees a party van. Sat inside and disappeared.
• Bear walks in a woods, sees a burning car. Wanted to sit, but other bear already burned inside.
• Bear walks in a woods, sees a burning car. Sat inside and extinguished.

• Winnie-the-Pooh and Piglet went for honey. Сame to a big tree. Winnie the Pooh says: "Piglet, I'll go upstairs on the baloon, and you run home for a gun and if something happens – shoot the baloon." Piglet ran home, grabbed a gun, but when he returned to the, Winnie the Pooh was nowhere to be found. There was a burning car, where bear cub was burning, twitching in agony of death. Trying to suppress sobbing, tearing from his chest, Piglet aimed and interrupted his suffering with one shot.

• "Mom, tell me, do cars exist?"
• The second cub asked, for sleeping assist
• Mom has been cried, dad clenched his fists
• Bear's end, alas, always such gist.

• Artas walks across Northrend, sees a Frozen throne. Sat and froze.
• Daenerys walks in a woods, sees a burning car. Sat inside and haven't burned.
• Bear walks in a Turkmenistan desert, sees "hellgate" burning, fell down and burned for 30 years.
• Nerd sits, plays Crysis. Videocard is overcloxked, of course, sits and plays. Suddenly smell of shed came, system unit explodes with sheaf of sparks. Out of the blue bear breaks into the room and tries to get inside of system unit.
• Bear walks in a woods, sees a stone with the inscription: "If you go on the left – you will burn in a car. If you go on the right – you will burn in a car. If you go straight – you will burn in a car.". Came back, sees a burning car. Sat inside and burned down.

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