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Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:40:09 No.871891576 D>871891629 Hey 4chan am I autistic? > Be me going to the beach to swim > See fish > Dopamine.mp4 > chase them for like an hour > go home really happy Is this how sharks feel?

Anonymous 02/02/22(Wed)20:40:09 No.871891576 D>871891629 Hey 4chan am I autistic? > Be me going to the beach to swim > See fish > Dopamine.mp4 > chase them for like an hour > go home really happy Is this how sharks feel?

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Anonymous 06/07/15(Sun)03:03:18 No.40443491 >40443655 >>40443676 >>40440011 We f------ lose. Modern military tactics are not designed to withstand anything even remotely like tyranids, and modern military hardware is both woefully inadequate and unsuited to fighting such a foe. We don't even stand a f------ chance. Give it 72 hours, Africa is taken. A week, most of the greater subcontinent. A month, probably the world. The ONLY way that we would be able to even INCONVENIENCE them is if we nuked everything into oblivion, including ourselves, out of spite. Tyranids land on Earth in 2015, we're done. F-----. It's over before it begins. Not a chance in hell. We're screwed to the point that the ideal response is to destroy ourselves faster than they can destroy us.

Anonymous 06/07/15(Sun)03:03:18 No.40443491 >40443655 >>40443676 >>40440011 We f------ lose. Modern military tactics are not designed to withstand anything even remotely like tyranids, and modern military hardware is both woefully inadequate and unsuited to fighting such a foe. We don't even stand a f------ chance. Give it 72 hours, Africa is taken. A week, most of the greater subcontinent. A month, probably the world. The ONLY way that we would be able to even INCONVENIENCE them is if we nuked everything into oblivion, including ourselves, out of spite. Tyranids land on Earth in 2015, we're done. F-----. It's over before it begins. Not a chance in hell. We're screwed to the point that the ideal response is to destroy ourselves faster than they can destroy us.

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O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:21:40 No.571642204 File: Sombra Skull Decal.png (54 KB, 900x700) >boss comes in and says we have a new assignment >we're going to assassinate the president of Russia >"Anon can you hack her and find us a way in?" >s--- >google "President of Russia schedule" while wearing my serious face >"hmm .. says here she'll be inspecting the Bore munitions factory tomorrow." >she looks at me >"Very well." >time to google where the Bore factory is O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:23:45 No.571642342 >attacking the Bore munitions factory >turns out it's a hardened military facility filled with guards >oops >everything about it is classified but I can see the rough layout on Google Maps >boss tells me to make sure the target is here >"oh, she's here all right" >military killing machines start sneaking in, killing guards as they go >doing pointless backflips and s--- >l'm just wandering in the front door hiding behind a hologram >hope nobody spots me on the security camera >wander over to a console some guy was using >thank god they're already logged in >check the security camera and my teammates are totally obvious but I guess the security guy is on a coffee break >suddenly I hear a voice on the comm >"Anon. The door." >Murderface is standing in front of a door surrounded by bodies >suddenly realize he has no idea how to open it >neither do I >press buttons until the door moves but it only opens a crack >"Anon." >play it off as a joke >suddenly realize the button is a slider and I need to move it to the top to open the door >l open it bit to make it look like I'm playing with him >he uses his crazy nanotech enhancements to slide through the door before it's even open >he could clearly have done that at any time >dude could have flown over it >l guess he was too lazy O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:26:24 No.571642527 ► >my one job accomplished, I start flicking through security feeds >I figure killface will go kill the president and we'll be on our way >mfw I see the room he's in >it's full of turrets covering every angle >he could easily have been killed the instant I opened that stupid door but wasn't for some reason >guess the turrets don't recognize him as human >tell him l've hacked the turrets s in >boss lady starts bitching about how long she'll have to wait in the snow with her sniper rifle >bitch it's not my fault you wore a backless bodysuit >we're >suddenly the president walks right by my console >"Incoming, uh, right now." >president starts giving a speech about how great their weapons are and stuff >one of them is pointing a gun right at her face >powering it up >no idea why though. I didn't hack it. maybe he's murdering the president too >start poking around, see the files on the mechs. Maybe I *can* control them? >mfw just a bunch of political BS about how nobody can know they got this tech from a spy with the enemy or whatever >download it anyway >DOOT DOOT DOOT >Unauthorized access alarm >oh s--- oh s--- attacking Russia in the winter wear a coat >sniper takes that as her cue to attack and starts firing wildly >Guncrotch Mc Bulletmash takes that as his cue to attack and starts firing wildly >huge mech battle erupts between bulletface and the mech suit >president sheparded into the lift by guards >l'm cowering in the corner as bullets fly everywhere >mech is kicking gunmouth's ass >"Anon I'm cut off! You must kill the President" >l'm in the same f------ room as you >whatever >"Uh sure! She's getting away!" >go find an elevator so I can follow her. >put on a cool circuit board hologram of what I imagine hacking looks like >if doompants looks at me l'll look cool >he doesn't O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:29:20 No.571642734 >elevator is attached to the wrong gantry >gotta jump over to where she is >just barely make it and pull myself up. Pretty proud I chased down the target where deathkiller failed >everyone stares at me guards run over >maybe the glowing hacking circuitry was a mistake >s--- s--- guards! I throw a teleport grenade at them le stares >NOTHING HAPPENS >must have configured it wrong >guards literally burst out laughing >f------ >while they're laughing I draw my pistol and shoot them >who's laughing now >suddenly the mech shoots a giant laser at me from below >guess murderface wasn't doing a great job keeping it busy right through the gantry >falling >cuts >circuit hologram is still projecting on everything I pass >manage to land on another mech, it's moving to grab me or something >manage to jump off >GUARDS >EVERYWHERE on my invisibility and hide in the corner >they >sneak upstairs >president is going into a room! >follow her >maybe I can complete the mission after all leave O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:30:49 No.571642840 ► >l'm in her room hidden in the corner >try to shoot the guard >l'm out of f------ bullets >l guess I used the whole clip shooting those guys from earlier >f--- >sneak over to one of the guards and try to steal his pistol >hologram disintegrates >Everyone kind of freezes for a moment grab his gun and shoot guard #2 >guard #1 grabs it back but I manage to pull the trigger and shoot him while we're wrestling >hold down the trigger and it stops firing >I >out of ammo >these things use up ammo fast >he must have spares somewhere but I have no idea where he'd keep them >honestly I have no idea how to reload a gun >pointing >my empty gun >start bullshitting like crazy my gun at the President of Russia >"I'm not gonna kill you lol l'm the one who set off the alarm" >"what would happen if the people of Russia found out their defender against the Omnics ... was actually getting her tech from the enemy?" >pull up the video from earlier >she buys it >"what do you want?" >f--- >what do I want? >just vaguely imply she'd better do me a favour in the future >looking at my screen I notice the teleportation grenade from earlier l forgot to hit the "on" key >m----------- >guards suddenly start prying the blast door open >"I'I ... uh .. be in touch." >teleport away >tell the boss I chased her but she got away >l'I just have to hope the President doesn't tell anybody I "blackmailed" her into nothing

O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:21:40 No.571642204 File: Sombra Skull Decal.png (54 KB, 900x700) >boss comes in and says we have a new assignment >we're going to assassinate the president of Russia >"Anon can you hack her and find us a way in?" >s--- >google "President of Russia schedule" while wearing my serious face >"hmm .. says here she'll be inspecting the Bore munitions factory tomorrow." >she looks at me >"Very well." >time to google where the Bore factory is O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:23:45 No.571642342 >attacking the Bore munitions factory >turns out it's a hardened military facility filled with guards >oops >everything about it is classified but I can see the rough layout on Google Maps >boss tells me to make sure the target is here >"oh, she's here all right" >military killing machines start sneaking in, killing guards as they go >doing pointless backflips and s--- >l'm just wandering in the front door hiding behind a hologram >hope nobody spots me on the security camera >wander over to a console some guy was using >thank god they're already logged in >check the security camera and my teammates are totally obvious but I guess the security guy is on a coffee break >suddenly I hear a voice on the comm >"Anon. The door." >Murderface is standing in front of a door surrounded by bodies >suddenly realize he has no idea how to open it >neither do I >press buttons until the door moves but it only opens a crack >"Anon." >play it off as a joke >suddenly realize the button is a slider and I need to move it to the top to open the door >l open it bit to make it look like I'm playing with him >he uses his crazy nanotech enhancements to slide through the door before it's even open >he could clearly have done that at any time >dude could have flown over it >l guess he was too lazy O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:26:24 No.571642527 ► >my one job accomplished, I start flicking through security feeds >I figure killface will go kill the president and we'll be on our way >mfw I see the room he's in >it's full of turrets covering every angle >he could easily have been killed the instant I opened that stupid door but wasn't for some reason >guess the turrets don't recognize him as human >tell him l've hacked the turrets s in >boss lady starts bitching about how long she'll have to wait in the snow with her sniper rifle >bitch it's not my fault you wore a backless bodysuit >we're >suddenly the president walks right by my console >"Incoming, uh, right now." >president starts giving a speech about how great their weapons are and stuff >one of them is pointing a gun right at her face >powering it up >no idea why though. I didn't hack it. maybe he's murdering the president too >start poking around, see the files on the mechs. Maybe I *can* control them? >mfw just a bunch of political BS about how nobody can know they got this tech from a spy with the enemy or whatever >download it anyway >DOOT DOOT DOOT >Unauthorized access alarm >oh s--- oh s--- attacking Russia in the winter wear a coat >sniper takes that as her cue to attack and starts firing wildly >Guncrotch Mc Bulletmash takes that as his cue to attack and starts firing wildly >huge mech battle erupts between bulletface and the mech suit >president sheparded into the lift by guards >l'm cowering in the corner as bullets fly everywhere >mech is kicking gunmouth's ass >"Anon I'm cut off! You must kill the President" >l'm in the same f------ room as you >whatever >"Uh sure! She's getting away!" >go find an elevator so I can follow her. >put on a cool circuit board hologram of what I imagine hacking looks like >if doompants looks at me l'll look cool >he doesn't O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:29:20 No.571642734 >elevator is attached to the wrong gantry >gotta jump over to where she is >just barely make it and pull myself up. Pretty proud I chased down the target where deathkiller failed >everyone stares at me guards run over >maybe the glowing hacking circuitry was a mistake >s--- s--- guards! I throw a teleport grenade at them le stares >NOTHING HAPPENS >must have configured it wrong >guards literally burst out laughing >f------ >while they're laughing I draw my pistol and shoot them >who's laughing now >suddenly the mech shoots a giant laser at me from below >guess murderface wasn't doing a great job keeping it busy right through the gantry >falling >cuts >circuit hologram is still projecting on everything I pass >manage to land on another mech, it's moving to grab me or something >manage to jump off >GUARDS >EVERYWHERE on my invisibility and hide in the corner >they >sneak upstairs >president is going into a room! >follow her >maybe I can complete the mission after all leave O Anonymous 09/21/21(Tue)02:30:49 No.571642840 ► >l'm in her room hidden in the corner >try to shoot the guard >l'm out of f------ bullets >l guess I used the whole clip shooting those guys from earlier >f--- >sneak over to one of the guards and try to steal his pistol >hologram disintegrates >Everyone kind of freezes for a moment grab his gun and shoot guard #2 >guard #1 grabs it back but I manage to pull the trigger and shoot him while we're wrestling >hold down the trigger and it stops firing >I >out of ammo >these things use up ammo fast >he must have spares somewhere but I have no idea where he'd keep them >honestly I have no idea how to reload a gun >pointing >my empty gun >start bullshitting like crazy my gun at the President of Russia >"I'm not gonna kill you lol l'm the one who set off the alarm" >"what would happen if the people of Russia found out their defender against the Omnics ... was actually getting her tech from the enemy?" >pull up the video from earlier >she buys it >"what do you want?" >f--- >what do I want? >just vaguely imply she'd better do me a favour in the future >looking at my screen I notice the teleportation grenade from earlier l forgot to hit the "on" key >m----------- >guards suddenly start prying the blast door open >"I'I ... uh .. be in touch." >teleport away >tell the boss I chased her but she got away >l'I just have to hope the President doesn't tell anybody I "blackmailed" her into nothing

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inspired by this article
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inspired by this article
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Anonymous 10/06/17(Fri)17:36:52 No.392557575 >>392558153 >>392558446 >>392558557 >>392556879 Because they work really well. Probably a lot better than a glorified giant sticker placed over the toilet bowl would, l'd trust a thick rubber seal and physics over a temporary adhesive. Also, plungers are a lot more versatile. That s--- only works for a toilet, plungers work for anything it's large enough to create a seal around. Frankly, that s----- product is a bad solution to something we already had a good solution for. Only a complete and utter retard would be impressed.

Anonymous 10/06/17(Fri)17:36:52 No.392557575 >>392558153 >>392558446 >>392558557 >>392556879 Because they work really well. Probably a lot better than a glorified giant sticker placed over the toilet bowl would, l'd trust a thick rubber seal and physics over a temporary adhesive. Also, plungers are a lot more versatile. That s--- only works for a toilet, plungers work for anything it's large enough to create a seal around. Frankly, that s----- product is a bad solution to something we already had a good solution for. Only a complete and utter retard would be impressed.

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Inspired by the glorious suicidal stupidity which was this discussion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/okxu3i/risking_increased_war_tensions_with_china_is/
I considered doing a version with the sentient crow descendant from here, but figured more people would the joke this way.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1887489-time-travel-is-invented-men-with-a-time-machine

Inspired by the glorious suicidal stupidity which was this discussion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/okxu3i/risking_increased_war_tensions_with_china_is/
I considered doing a version with the sentient crow descendant from here, but figured more people would the joke this way.
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1887489-time-travel-is-invented-men-with-a-time-machine

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G r/ShittyDaystrom - Posted by u/justkeeptreading 1 hour ago Vote Starfleet should just make the entire ship out of holodecks you know that science lab taking up space on deck 9? the one we only use like twice a year? how about cargo bay three? how often do we fill up cargo bays one and two that we need a third cargo bay? what a waste of space! starfleet should just build ships entirely out of holodeck. under attack and s---- going offline? fire up a couple EEHS to fix things. ferrying the Dohlman of Elas? just enlarge her quarters by 40% and she'll be happy. medical emergency? create a hospital! staff it with EMHS! dont like the color of your walls? change them! 2 Comments Award Share Save Hide 90% Upvoted

G r/ShittyDaystrom - Posted by u/justkeeptreading 1 hour ago Vote Starfleet should just make the entire ship out of holodecks you know that science lab taking up space on deck 9? the one we only use like twice a year? how about cargo bay three? how often do we fill up cargo bays one and two that we need a third cargo bay? what a waste of space! starfleet should just build ships entirely out of holodeck. under attack and s---- going offline? fire up a couple EEHS to fix things. ferrying the Dohlman of Elas? just enlarge her quarters by 40% and she'll be happy. medical emergency? create a hospital! staff it with EMHS! dont like the color of your walls? change them! 2 Comments Award Share Save Hide 90% Upvoted

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Cassius Kaiser @glycinewetdream - 3h I love the outdoors and being naked. I believe clothes are shackles, shackles on your body and also your spirit. Let the wind and the sun embrace your unobstructed skin

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$: Anonymous 08/28/20(Fri)00:55:53 No.25993052 Anyone else have an extreme hatred for demons? They piss me off to no f------ end. I literally fantasize about murdering a demon and putting the fear of God into it. F------ retards I f------ hate them. One that really pisses me off is baphomet. 127 KB JPG \DELACROK91!$

$: Anonymous 08/28/20(Fri)00:55:53 No.25993052 Anyone else have an extreme hatred for demons? They piss me off to no f------ end. I literally fantasize about murdering a demon and putting the fear of God into it. F------ retards I f------ hate them. One that really pisses me off is baphomet. 127 KB JPG \DELACROK91!$

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PEOPLE NATURE BRITISH ECOLOGICAL I SOCIETY RESEARCH ARTICLE a Open Access Media framing of spiders may exacerbate arachnophobic sentiments

PEOPLE NATURE BRITISH ECOLOGICAL I SOCIETY RESEARCH ARTICLE a Open Access Media framing of spiders may exacerbate arachnophobic sentiments

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O Anonymous 09/23/20(Wed)11:19:24 No.75053143 >>75057528 >>75057542 >>75049430 (OP) >>75049450 Rats are very cute and maybe they deserve the earth

O Anonymous 09/23/20(Wed)11:19:24 No.75053143 >>75057528 >>75057542 >>75049430 (OP) >>75049450 Rats are very cute and maybe they deserve the earth

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: Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)19:14:12 No.508068754 What is the reason for rats always being enemies in vidya? They are so cute and harmless irl, they should be friends not foes 85 KB JPG

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File: download.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) O Hypothetical scenario Prince Akkarak the Tyrant, Head of the Glorbulan Fleet 07/10/20(Fri)21:07:39 No.73675467 >>73675602 >>73675896 >>73676223 >>73676698 >>73677672 >>73680605 >>73680823 Hello, fellow Earthlings. I pose to you a hypothetical scenario based on nothing in particular. Suppose you are the last remaining Glorbulan prince, and the rest of your species was wiped out by the Zorblaxians. Suppose further that you have only 9000 people remaining, approximately half of which are fertile females, and the other half of which are soldiers. Suppose further that you must hide from the Zorblaxians and rebuild on an unknown planet, so you head for the primitive monkey planet of Earth. Suppose even further that your information on Earth is outdated by 300 years, and you did not expect the Earthlings to have satellites, radio, or nuclear power. How would you wipe out the Earthlings in a way that leaves their useful infrastructure intact for Glorbulan colonization within two years, which is the length of time you have remaining before your people starve to death? Again, I emphasize that this is purely hypothetical, and that I am also an Earthling.

File: download.jpg (6 KB, 259x194) O Hypothetical scenario Prince Akkarak the Tyrant, Head of the Glorbulan Fleet 07/10/20(Fri)21:07:39 No.73675467 >>73675602 >>73675896 >>73676223 >>73676698 >>73677672 >>73680605 >>73680823 Hello, fellow Earthlings. I pose to you a hypothetical scenario based on nothing in particular. Suppose you are the last remaining Glorbulan prince, and the rest of your species was wiped out by the Zorblaxians. Suppose further that you have only 9000 people remaining, approximately half of which are fertile females, and the other half of which are soldiers. Suppose further that you must hide from the Zorblaxians and rebuild on an unknown planet, so you head for the primitive monkey planet of Earth. Suppose even further that your information on Earth is outdated by 300 years, and you did not expect the Earthlings to have satellites, radio, or nuclear power. How would you wipe out the Earthlings in a way that leaves their useful infrastructure intact for Glorbulan colonization within two years, which is the length of time you have remaining before your people starve to death? Again, I emphasize that this is purely hypothetical, and that I am also an Earthling.

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O Anonymous 06/18/20(Thu)06:43:59 No.73256863 >>73256935 >>73256940 >>73257130 A werewolf is a bad monster by design, since wolves were never enemies of humans. This is not some furry opinion. Yes, they kill sheep and chicken. Not humans. The yearly number of human deaths by wolf for the past 2,000 years has been 0. So the scariest part of a werewolf is not the wolf part, but the human part. Hippopotami, crocodiles, bulls, snakes, mosquitoes, some big cats, etc. Those do kill humans. ... ..

O Anonymous 06/18/20(Thu)06:43:59 No.73256863 >>73256935 >>73256940 >>73257130 A werewolf is a bad monster by design, since wolves were never enemies of humans. This is not some furry opinion. Yes, they kill sheep and chicken. Not humans. The yearly number of human deaths by wolf for the past 2,000 years has been 0. So the scariest part of a werewolf is not the wolf part, but the human part. Hippopotami, crocodiles, bulls, snakes, mosquitoes, some big cats, etc. Those do kill humans. ... ..

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