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About

Dick Sucking Factory is a fictional place of employment used as the punchline in jokes primarily on Twitter. Oftentimes, jokes will find tweeters characterizing themselves as being thankful for their tough but rewarding work at the Dick Sucking Factory.

Origin

The earliest known tweet to use the phrase "dick sucking factory" was posted on February 11th, 2010 by user @djraym92 (shown below).[1]


2 golden boy @djraym92 ... Back to the D--- Sucking Factory, ya Keebler Elf. 8:11 AM · Feb 11, 2010 · Swift

On June 8th, 2011, the phrase was used in a Zero Punctuation review of The Witcher 2 (shown below).



Though the phrase had appeared online prior to 2012, the popularization of the phrase "dick sucking factory" can be attributed to Twitter user @degg, who between 2012 and 2016, sent numerous tweets referencing the dick sucking factory[2] (examples[3][4] shown below).


deg @degg ... i am going to buy some beers on my way home from the d--- sucking factory 7:36 PM · Feb 29, 2012 · Twitter SMS

Spread

Over the following nine years, the phrase "dick sucking factory" became a particularly popular punchline among Weird Twitter users. On October 10th, 2017, Twitter user @davedittel[5] joked, "lost my job at the dick sucking factory due to layoffs after ass eating disrupted the industry, my family is desperate and dying," gaining over 490 retweets and 2,700 likes (shown below, left). On July 8th, 2018, user @notviking[6] joked, "i don’t know why everyone is complaining about unpaid internships. i absolutely love my unpaid internship at the dick sucking factory, it’s giving me some real-world experience i couldn’t get anywhere else," gaining over 130 retweets and 1,500 likes (shown below, right).


ITALIN DENON the garbage s--- boy @davedittell ... lost my job at the d--- sucking factory due to layoffs after ass eating disrupted the industry, my family is desperate and dying 5:39 PM · Oct 10, 2017 · Twitter for iPhone viking @notviking ... i don't know why everyone is complaining about unpaid internships. i absolutely love my unpaid internship at the d--- sucking factory, it's giving me some real-world experience i couldn't get anywhere else 3:21 AM · Jul 8, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone

In April of 2019, a video of an "automated sperm extractor" developed by a Chinese company went viral online.[7] This led to several jokes about how the jobs at the "dick sucking factory" were being automated (examples[8][9] shown below).


unforgetable luncheon sweetie @Glennfinito ... A shameful day for the d--- sucking factory. Who knew all jobs would be automated? O ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryManTV · Apr 5, 2019 A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. Show this thread 0:12 5.5M views ethan @ethanhart1 multiple rounds of layoffs expected as automation renders hundreds, possibly thousands of jobs at the d--- sucking factory obsolete ManSitChoAzDown @AngryManTV · Apr 5, 2019 A Chinese company says its automatic sperm extractor is helping clinics collect semen from donors reluctant to masturbate in a hospital setting. Show this thread 取 0:04 5.5M views


Various Examples


keegan @FranziaMom ... i know it's time and a half but some days i just feel like working holidays at the D--- Sucking Factory are more trouble than they're worth 12:42 PM · Sep 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone rava ... @rava Unemployed ten months from the d--- sucking factory. Sad what this country has become 8:35 AM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Branson Reese @bransonreese Yeah I got a job at the d--- sucking factory.... as the JANITOR!?!? 12:24 AM · Aug 25, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Jae Bearhat ... @fussybabybitch What's crazy is the d--- sucking factory isn't having any trouble filling positions. And you know why? Because they have competitive pay and great benefits. 12:20 PM · May 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone LeVar Burzum ... @weadhitter nervous manager: boss... the boymoders have unionized and are demanding higher quality d---- to suck on the factory floor gruff factory owner: son of q BITCH! [slams hands on desk] do those hons think i'm MADE of money!? I run a D--- sucking factory not a C--- sucking factory! 7:02 PM · Apr 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone ppigg @s4m31p4n ... Working at the d--- sucking factory remotely during covid is harder than it seems 5:28 PM · Sep 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Search Interest

External References

[1] Twitter – @djraym92

[2] Twitter – A Journey Through the History of the Dick Sucking Factory

[3] Twitter – @degg

[4] Twitter – @degg

[5] Twitter – @davedittel

[6] Twitter – @notviking

[7] Twitter – "https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/status/1114259441384398853

[8] Twitter – @Glennfinito

[9] Twitter – @ethanhart1

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