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Attractive 22 YO Girl On the Subway

Attractive 22 YO Girl On the Subway

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Updated Nov 17, 2019 at 09:37AM EST by Y F.

Added Sep 26, 2018 at 03:55PM EDT by Adam.

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Attractive 22 YO Girl On the Subway refers to tweets made in parody of conservative writer Elliot Kaufman's story related on Twitter about a girl on the subway asking him what book he was reading, which was a biography of Winston Churchill. The girl then asked, "Who's Winston Churchill?" to Kaufman's disappointment. Twitter users turned the setup into a snowclone to mock Kaufman.

Origin

On September 20th, 2018, Kaufman related a story about being disappointed an attractive girl didn't know anything about former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill (shown below). The tweet has since been deleted.


Elliot Kaufman @ElliotSKaufman Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading? Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: Oh it's just a biography of Winston Churchill's early years Her: Who's Winston Churchill? 9/20/18, 6:59 PM


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After it was posted, Twitter users began parodying it by changing the subject of the original tweet in snowclones. The parodies began appearing several days later. On September 23rd, Twitter user @GIJoeyJoeJoe tweeted the scenario from the opposite perspective (shown below, left). The following day, Twitter user @Ad0rnisPorno69 tweeted a parody making Kaufman seem extremely horny, gaining over 120 retweets and 1,400 likes (shown below, right).


G.I. Joey Joe Joe Followv @GlJoeyJoeJoe Replying to @NormsRespecter Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: *Doing anything to avoid getting this weirdo's attention* Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: Hi there! I saw you looking over. Oh it's just a biography of Winston Churchill's early years. Her: Don't talk to me 12:55 AM -24 Sep 2018 O--- O' Agamben @AdOrnosPorno69 Follow attractive 22-yo model on the subway (i suspect that she is 22 based on the pronunciation of her hand tendons): oh my god that book looks so big! me: how old are you darling? her: can you teach me to read??? me: this is a list of every states' age of consent laws, andd Elliot Kaufman @ElliotSKaufman Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading? Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: Oh it's just a biography of Winston Churchill's early years. Her: Who's Winston Churchill? 9/20/18, 6:59 PM 1:13 AM 24 Sep 2018

Other Twitter users made more absurd parodies of the format. For example, Twitter user @i_zzzzz posted a parody using the Wikipedia page for the film Hitch, gaining over 1,400 retweets and 14,000 likes (shown below, left). User @crushingbort posted a parody that gained over 50 retweets and 1,100 likes (shown below, right). These parodies were covered by The Daily Dot.[1]


Eindeloos Tussendoortjes Follow Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading? Me: I am reading a printout of the Wikipedia page "Hitch (2005 film)" on Hammermill® Copy Plus 8.5x11 20lb stock. Her: Does it use colourLok® Technology for 60% bolder blacks? Me: Yes 11:13 AM -25 Sep 2018 Insatiable Gun Taker @crushingbort Following Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading? Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: why nothing more than a simple pamphlet on how to tell the age of strangers l also recognize you as the mugger who shot my parents 12:13 AM -24 Sep 2018

Various Examples


lance the wound @lancethewound Follow attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: (in a thick boston accent) ey pal you got a smoke? me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: anything for a broad like ya self. you from this pawtta town? lemme buy ya dinna her: (has vanished with my wallet & keys) me: not again!! 4:08 PM-24 Sep 2018 DAREDEVIL RACCOON @itsyahboyhere FollowV Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading? Me: Mocking her with ape-like mimicry, pulling pages out of the book and hurling them at her, spitting on the subway floor and making masturbatory gestures. Her: Me: Foucault... 11:30 AM -25 Sep 2018 I hope Stephen Sondheim is ha... GraceSpelman Hi, it's me, the attractive girl who says "Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading?" to men I don't know on the subway.I also say "Hey, by the way, I'm 22 years old." Follow Elliot Kaufman @ElliotSKaufman Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Whoa, that looks cool, what are you reading? Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: Oh it's just a biography of Winston Churchill's early years. Her: Who's Winston Churchill? joe @_chapelperilous Follow Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: argle bargle argle bargle? Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: argle bargle argle bargle argle bargle. Her: argle bargle. 12:42 AM-24 Sep 2018 erick erickdad @NormsRespecter Follow Replying to @ElliotsKaufmarn What actually happened Attractive 22- yo girl on the subway standing minding her own business and on her phone Me, leaving the house for the first time in weeks and having watched 27 hours of YouTube in preparation: I'm... Reading a book on Winston Churchill Her: okay 11:54 PM -23 Sep 2018 I.F. Stone @Frictative Follow Attractive 22-yo girl on the subway: Excuse me Me: Oh, sorry "scoots over* Her: Thanks. 1:40 AM - 24 Sep 2018

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[1] Daily Dot – Thirsty conservative gets dunked on over his weird tweet about a ’22-year-old girl’ on the subway

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Attractive 21 yo-girl on the subway: "Whoa, that sounds cool, what are you listening to?"

Me, has been waiting for this moment my entire life: "Oh it's just Craig Cuttlefish's first rap album."

Her: "Who's Craig Cuttlefish?"

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