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TEACHER: 'WHY DIDN'T YOU STUDY OVER THE HOLIDAYS?'... ME: 4AM - 10AM: EDGING 10AM 11AM: COLD SHOWER 11AM - 2:30PM: ESCAPING THE MATRIX 2:30PM - 5:30PM: SPREADING MISINFORMATION ONLINE 5:30PM - 6PM: INTENSE GAMBLING SESSION 6PM - 7:45PM: LEARN TRADITIONAL TAMIL 7:45PM - 8PM: GYM TIME 8PM - 9:30PM: BECOME MR. BEAST 10PM - 12:85PM: FLEX IN THE MIRROR @ultimatebusinessman

TEACHER: 'WHY DIDN'T YOU STUDY OVER THE HOLIDAYS?'... ME: 4AM - 10AM: EDGING 10AM 11AM: COLD SHOWER 11AM - 2:30PM: ESCAPING THE MATRIX 2:30PM - 5:30PM: SPREADING MISINFORMATION ONLINE 5:30PM - 6PM: INTENSE GAMBLING SESSION 6PM - 7:45PM: LEARN TRADITIONAL TAMIL 7:45PM - 8PM: GYM TIME 8PM - 9:30PM: BECOME MR. BEAST 10PM - 12:85PM: FLEX IN THE MIRROR @ultimatebusinessman

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Anon's heart condition | /r/Greentext

25m (8/30 7:54) 9052254321 Re - 0 Img JPG 15KB (236 x 205) IMG_8040.jpg 1 Reply >be me >have s----- heart condition >doctor warns me about having sex, says I could faint from my heart going too fast >ignore her, not like I'm having sex anyway >ffw to today, having my usual 3am edging session : >go for around 2 hours, bust an enormous nut to some t----- >stand up to go pee after, heart is still pounding like crazy >feel my whole chest seize up >collapse backwards into the wall, knock over my bedside lamp >wake up a few minutes later to my dad yelling at me, cummy tissues all over the floor >t----- p--- still playing on my laptop >mfw I nutted so hard I knocked myself out

25m (8/30 7:54) 9052254321 Re - 0 Img JPG 15KB (236 x 205) IMG_8040.jpg 1 Reply >be me >have s----- heart condition >doctor warns me about having sex, says I could faint from my heart going too fast >ignore her, not like I'm having sex anyway >ffw to today, having my usual 3am edging session : >go for around 2 hours, bust an enormous nut to some t----- >stand up to go pee after, heart is still pounding like crazy >feel my whole chest seize up >collapse backwards into the wall, knock over my bedside lamp >wake up a few minutes later to my dad yelling at me, cummy tissues all over the floor >t----- p--- still playing on my laptop >mfw I nutted so hard I knocked myself out

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Anon experiences post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

31m (8/13 16:15) · 904247735.4 Re. 1 Img JPG 271KB. (1078 × 1040) · 1691526813517771.jpg 3 Replies . >be me >decide to j------- >actually ended up edging for an hour >saved a lot of c-- ●●● >massive nut came out at a really rapid speed >actually hit me me in the face >realisation >immediately close all tabs and everything >regret everything >decide to stop doing this >now im trying to actually fix my life >nut saved my life i call this "wise man's last regret"

31m (8/13 16:15) · 904247735.4 Re. 1 Img JPG 271KB. (1078 × 1040) · 1691526813517771.jpg 3 Replies . >be me >decide to j------- >actually ended up edging for an hour >saved a lot of c-- ●●● >massive nut came out at a really rapid speed >actually hit me me in the face >realisation >immediately close all tabs and everything >regret everything >decide to stop doing this >now im trying to actually fix my life >nut saved my life i call this "wise man's last regret"

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Monday and already edging on shitposting | /r/memes

"Money doesn't matter" -Rich People "Looks doesn't matter" -Attractive People "pschlopschlopschlo pschlopschlopschlop schlopschlopschlops chlopschlopschlopsc hlopschlopschlopsch lopschlopschlopschl opschlopschl" -Thirsty dog

"Money doesn't matter" -Rich People "Looks doesn't matter" -Attractive People "pschlopschlopschlo pschlopschlopschlop schlopschlopschlops chlopschlopschlopsc hlopschlopschlopsch lopschlopschlopschl opschlopschl" -Thirsty dog

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50 Hours?

Seth Everman @Seth Everman • 10h mrbeast video idea: "I Survived 50 Hours Of Edging" 977 1729 albert @albert12798 9h I USED THE WRONG SOAP 530 9,755 1,721 ₁272K 42.9K ₁1.8M go :

Seth Everman @Seth Everman • 10h mrbeast video idea: "I Survived 50 Hours Of Edging" 977 1729 albert @albert12798 9h I USED THE WRONG SOAP 530 9,755 1,721 ₁272K 42.9K ₁1.8M go :

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Anon spreads misinformation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Pheromone 626 KB JPG maxxing 04/27/23(Thu)16:20:52 No.70769879 >stop using soap of any kind while showering >only shower using ice cold water >armpits reek >have a very strong d---/c-- aroma due to me edging every night for 1-2 hours for test boost >women literally go completely out of their way to workout next to me in the gym >caught a couple of women taking very long and heavy sniffs around me going away and then coming back and doing the same thing again >women constantly smiling at me now and try to initiate conversation This s--- is f------ real bros, we are all animals at the end of the day.

: Anonymous Pheromone 626 KB JPG maxxing 04/27/23(Thu)16:20:52 No.70769879 >stop using soap of any kind while showering >only shower using ice cold water >armpits reek >have a very strong d---/c-- aroma due to me edging every night for 1-2 hours for test boost >women literally go completely out of their way to workout next to me in the gym >caught a couple of women taking very long and heavy sniffs around me going away and then coming back and doing the same thing again >women constantly smiling at me now and try to initiate conversation This s--- is f------ real bros, we are all animals at the end of the day.

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Cursed Combination

Austin Evans @austinnotd... 16h : Bing and Edge are being revamped with Al built-in. 53 o Search Bing Edge A Cha 1765 Crest 1,953 175K Mr. Castillo & The Big Steppers @Velocijoey Replying to @austinnotduncan They should just combine the names and call it Edging.

Austin Evans @austinnotd... 16h : Bing and Edge are being revamped with Al built-in. 53 o Search Bing Edge A Cha 1765 Crest 1,953 175K Mr. Castillo & The Big Steppers @Velocijoey Replying to @austinnotduncan They should just combine the names and call it Edging.

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edge | /r/okbuddyretard

EVERYBODY HATES ON MICROSOFT EDGE imgflip.com BUT I LOVE EDGING 115

EVERYBODY HATES ON MICROSOFT EDGE imgflip.com BUT I LOVE EDGING 115

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Fruit of labor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3 KB JPG 11/08/22(Tue)06:21:45 No.70905209 >Be Grapefruit >contain some of the most healthy vitamins and electrolytes in a high concentration >have wonderful taste >begins to taste like a sharted on 9 volt battery after 2 seconds of one of the greatest taste known to man God is edging our tastebuds to see if we are worthy of vitamin c

: Anonymous 3 KB JPG 11/08/22(Tue)06:21:45 No.70905209 >Be Grapefruit >contain some of the most healthy vitamins and electrolytes in a high concentration >have wonderful taste >begins to taste like a sharted on 9 volt battery after 2 seconds of one of the greatest taste known to man God is edging our tastebuds to see if we are worthy of vitamin c

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The saddest fap 61 KB JPG 10/21/22(Fri)00:52:32 No.70671269 >be me >currently doing nofap so just edging in bed >imagination booming with girls >on the brink of c------ but I dont >time for sleep >go for one last stroke >suddenly remember all the opportunities I missed out on because I was to much of a p---- >explode with c-- with this thought in mind >my face after realizing that jacking off has always just been a way for me to cope im pathetic

Anonymous The saddest fap 61 KB JPG 10/21/22(Fri)00:52:32 No.70671269 >be me >currently doing nofap so just edging in bed >imagination booming with girls >on the brink of c------ but I dont >time for sleep >go for one last stroke >suddenly remember all the opportunities I missed out on because I was to much of a p---- >explode with c-- with this thought in mind >my face after realizing that jacking off has always just been a way for me to cope im pathetic

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the cyberpunk is real | /r/dankmemes

My favoirite part of cyberpunk edgerunners is when the edgerunner said "It's edging time"

My favoirite part of cyberpunk edgerunners is when the edgerunner said "It's edging time"

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When the levee breaks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 324 KB JPG 10/04/22(Tue)00:35:50 No.70452342 >get bored one night >lookup p--- on my phone >forget to bring tissues while jacking off in bed >about to c-- >get the idea to pinch my foreskin so it can be my own little c-- pocket >c-- in my foreskin >go to bathroom and clean it off afterwards >do this for weeks until yesterday >decide to change things up by edging >wind up edging for an hour and a half before I finally get ready to c-- >prepare myself >make the c-- pocket >I end up c------ with enough force that it spurts out of my pinched foreskin >wind up getting j--- on my clothes, my bed sheets, and on my face too >end up having to clean my sheets and clothes in the washer after taking a long shower thinking over what I've done

: Anonymous 324 KB JPG 10/04/22(Tue)00:35:50 No.70452342 >get bored one night >lookup p--- on my phone >forget to bring tissues while jacking off in bed >about to c-- >get the idea to pinch my foreskin so it can be my own little c-- pocket >c-- in my foreskin >go to bathroom and clean it off afterwards >do this for weeks until yesterday >decide to change things up by edging >wind up edging for an hour and a half before I finally get ready to c-- >prepare myself >make the c-- pocket >I end up c------ with enough force that it spurts out of my pinched foreskin >wind up getting j--- on my clothes, my bed sheets, and on my face too >end up having to clean my sheets and clothes in the washer after taking a long shower thinking over what I've done

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You will never reach orgasm | /r/ShitPostCrusaders/

What if Giorno Giovana caught me f------ his wife? What? Will he put me in a state of eternal-edging? Where I have sex with every person possible, but can never come? lesse what the f--- are you talking about imgflip.com

What if Giorno Giovana caught me f------ his wife? What? Will he put me in a state of eternal-edging? Where I have sex with every person possible, but can never come? lesse what the f--- are you talking about imgflip.com

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Post nut clarity | /r/Greentext

1. #46646126 7/8/18, 3:44 AM >when you realize that you use m----------- and p---------- as escapism, edging constantly and trying to forget about your actual life through sexual instant- gratification

1. #46646126 7/8/18, 3:44 AM >when you realize that you use m----------- and p---------- as escapism, edging constantly and trying to forget about your actual life through sexual instant- gratification

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Living on the edge | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)21:47:26 No.65852155 >finally finish edging >clear last hour of browser history >glance at history to see what | was doing >it's still pages and pages of what I was edging to >clear last two hours ayy Imao Damn man 27 KB JPG >more pages well that f------ depressed me : Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)22:14:34 No.65852423 >>65852155 (OP) # You little baby. I went for 15 hours straight yesterday. I seriously don't know how I still have a d---.

: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)21:47:26 No.65852155 >finally finish edging >clear last hour of browser history >glance at history to see what | was doing >it's still pages and pages of what I was edging to >clear last two hours ayy Imao Damn man 27 KB JPG >more pages well that f------ depressed me : Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)22:14:34 No.65852423 >>65852155 (OP) # You little baby. I went for 15 hours straight yesterday. I seriously don't know how I still have a d---.

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grinder | /r/okbuddyretard

Техas Texas Department of Transportation Departme of Transpor © ElonMuskTheGoat ElonMuskTheGoat @elonmuskthegoat 4 main reasons I will always win: -I don't Tike women - | çbt 6 times every week -| do edging as a punisment ka -I don't play genshin impact rtr sp

Техas Texas Department of Transportation Departme of Transpor © ElonMuskTheGoat ElonMuskTheGoat @elonmuskthegoat 4 main reasons I will always win: -I don't Tike women - | çbt 6 times every week -| do edging as a punisment ka -I don't play genshin impact rtr sp

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