Crusader Kings version
![I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT [Meme] I've come to make an announcement; Pope Nicolaus is a bitch ass m-----------, he excommunicated my f------ character. Thats right, he took his Pope pointy hat out and he excommunicated my f------ character, and he said his moral authority was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pope Nicolaus, you've got a small demesne, it's the size of this island except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my authority looks like: *appoints antipope* THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL VIRTUES, NO SINS, NO VICES. Look at that, he looks like the perfect Pope. He excommunicated my character so guess what? I'm gonna conquer the Papacy. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY DECLARATION OF WAR! Except I'm not gonna conquer the Papacy. I'm gonna go higher. I'M CONQUERING GERMANIA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BYZANTIUM? I FORMED THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE LEVIES HIT YOUR F------ BORDERS, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CONQUER YOU тоо.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/655/434/3ed.png)
![I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT [Meme] I've come to make an announcement; Pope Nicolaus is a bitch ass m-----------, he excommunicated my f------ character. Thats right, he took his Pope pointy hat out and he excommunicated my f------ character, and he said his moral authority was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pope Nicolaus, you've got a small demesne, it's the size of this island except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my authority looks like: *appoints antipope* THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL VIRTUES, NO SINS, NO VICES. Look at that, he looks like the perfect Pope. He excommunicated my character so guess what? I'm gonna conquer the Papacy. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY DECLARATION OF WAR! Except I'm not gonna conquer the Papacy. I'm gonna go higher. I'M CONQUERING GERMANIA! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BYZANTIUM? I FORMED THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE LEVIES HIT YOUR F------ BORDERS, NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I CONQUER YOU тоо.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/655/434/3ed.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Now in live action HD
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/956/903/465.png)
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Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Eggman's Announcement, Clickbait Ad
![m SHADOW THE HEDGEHO I AM GENIUS did WHAT to my WIFE!? AN CREA AN EMPEROR BLLIPHT CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT IAM 7 ENEROR 12 5 RYTTUBE 1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/413/797/acc.png)
![m SHADOW THE HEDGEHO I AM GENIUS did WHAT to my WIFE!? AN CREA AN EMPEROR BLLIPHT CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT IAM 7 ENEROR 12 5 RYTTUBE 1](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/413/797/acc.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Jigsaw Comes to Make an Announcement
![T have come to make an announcement. Dr. Lawrence Gordon's a bitchass muthafucka! He p----- on my f-----' traps! That's right. He took his F----- cop-n-robbin' d--- out and p----- on my f-----' traps, and he said that his d--- was THIS BIG and I was like THAT'S DISGUSTING.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/551/940/137.png)
![T have come to make an announcement. Dr. Lawrence Gordon's a bitchass muthafucka! He p----- on my f-----' traps! That's right. He took his F----- cop-n-robbin' d--- out and p----- on my f-----' traps, and he said that his d--- was THIS BIG and I was like THAT'S DISGUSTING.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/551/940/137.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
woah hes bisexual i didnt know that
![Me coming out to my parents: hey I have something to tell you. Me coming out on social media: SE I AM AN EMPERA AM GEMUS AM I AM GREAT. I AM BRILLIAN クマ A-CENTUST DA EMPEROR M GreaT. IB ATUIS 11 AN EMPL I've come to make an Wannouncement E made with mematic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/819/735/344.jpg)
![Me coming out to my parents: hey I have something to tell you. Me coming out on social media: SE I AM AN EMPERA AM GEMUS AM I AM GREAT. I AM BRILLIAN クマ A-CENTUST DA EMPEROR M GreaT. IB ATUIS 11 AN EMPL I've come to make an Wannouncement E made with mematic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/819/735/344.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
vandal savage has an announcement
![I've come to make an announcement: bruce wayne a bitch- ass m-----------, he p----- on my f------ wife! That's right, he took his bat-f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his bat d--- was "this big," and said "that's disgusting," so l'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: bruce wayne, you've got a small d---, It's the size of the Atom except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what, I'm f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER SOLAR FLARE LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss gonna on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher!! I'm pissing ON THE SUN!! How do you like that, Luther?! I P----- ON THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the solar flare piss drrrrroplllets hit the f------ Earth! Now get outta my f------ sight, before I solar flare piss on you too!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/655/538/40f.jpg)
![I've come to make an announcement: bruce wayne a bitch- ass m-----------, he p----- on my f------ wife! That's right, he took his bat-f-----' quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his bat d--- was "this big," and said "that's disgusting," so l'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: bruce wayne, you've got a small d---, It's the size of the Atom except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He f----- my wife, so guess what, I'm f--- the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER SOLAR FLARE LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss gonna on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher!! I'm pissing ON THE SUN!! How do you like that, Luther?! I P----- ON THE SUN, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the solar flare piss drrrrroplllets hit the f------ Earth! Now get outta my f------ sight, before I solar flare piss on you too!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/655/538/40f.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
M. Bison's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on fucking Chun Li
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#sf2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/462/785/045.png)
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#sf2](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/462/785/045.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Man, It's been a while since I did a worm web serial/parahumans meme
![https://youtu.be/tkW8yNnrGO8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/690/249/f32.png)
![https://youtu.be/tkW8yNnrGO8](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/690/249/f32.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
TROY has an announcement
![I've come to make an announcement: Zane Deathwish Flynt is a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ sister. That's right, he took his Digi-Clone quilly d--- out and he p----- on my F------ sister, and he said his SNTNL was thisbig. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my ECHOnet: Zane Ferocity Flynt, you got a weak SNTNL skill . It's the size of this Trinkets except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my siren skill looks like. That's right baby. Leap Slam, Giant Rock Mace, Eridian Orbs, look at that it looks Ilike twenty balls and a bong. He f----- my sister so guess what, I'm gonna f--- pandora. That's right, this is what you get! My PHASE LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on pandora. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on ELPIS MO0OON! How do you like that Rys? I P----- ON ELPIS MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d roplets hit the f------ pandora, now get out of my f------ sight before I phase piss on you too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/696/698/858.jpg)
![I've come to make an announcement: Zane Deathwish Flynt is a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ sister. That's right, he took his Digi-Clone quilly d--- out and he p----- on my F------ sister, and he said his SNTNL was thisbig. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my ECHOnet: Zane Ferocity Flynt, you got a weak SNTNL skill . It's the size of this Trinkets except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my siren skill looks like. That's right baby. Leap Slam, Giant Rock Mace, Eridian Orbs, look at that it looks Ilike twenty balls and a bong. He f----- my sister so guess what, I'm gonna f--- pandora. That's right, this is what you get! My PHASE LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on pandora. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on ELPIS MO0OON! How do you like that Rys? I P----- ON ELPIS MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d roplets hit the f------ pandora, now get out of my f------ sight before I phase piss on you too](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/696/698/858.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Coming this Fall
![SEGA SHADOW P----- on my F------ Wife Available November 16](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/060/de6.jpg)
![SEGA SHADOW P----- on my F------ Wife Available November 16](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/060/de6.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Squidward
![SlamGrene Follow @slam Grene "I've come to make an announcement: The NFL's a bitchass m-----------." 10:48 PM -3 Feb 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/068/b37.png)
![SlamGrene Follow @slam Grene "I've come to make an announcement: The NFL's a bitchass m-----------." 10:48 PM -3 Feb 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/068/b37.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
K rool pisses on the moon
![Follow me on twitter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/470/544/6e2.png)
![Follow me on twitter](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/470/544/6e2.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Bowser's a bitch ass motherfucker
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#smw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/462/783/cc2.png)
![Made using this website: http://deathgenerator.com/#smw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/462/783/cc2.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Sans "befriended" Asgore's wife.
!["I've come to make an announcement. Sans the Skeleton is a bitch ass m-----------! He p----- on my f------ wife, thats right! He toke his skeleton f------ quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his d--- was 'THIS BIG!' And i said Thats disgusting'. So i'm making a callout post on my twitter.com. Sans the Skeleton, you got a small d---, it's the size of this fire ball except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like!" Shows d--- Thats right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like a trident! He f----- my wife, so guess what? gonna f--- the city, thats right this what you get, MY SUPER FLAMETHROWER PISSI Except i'm not gonna piss on the city, i'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on Toriel's housel How do you like that Toriell? I p----- on your house you THOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f------ city, get out of my f------ sight before i piss on you too!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/468/863/d7b.png)
!["I've come to make an announcement. Sans the Skeleton is a bitch ass m-----------! He p----- on my f------ wife, thats right! He toke his skeleton f------ quilly d--- out and he p----- on my f------ wife, and he said his d--- was 'THIS BIG!' And i said Thats disgusting'. So i'm making a callout post on my twitter.com. Sans the Skeleton, you got a small d---, it's the size of this fire ball except way smaller. And guess what, here's what my dong looks like!" Shows d--- Thats right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like a trident! He f----- my wife, so guess what? gonna f--- the city, thats right this what you get, MY SUPER FLAMETHROWER PISSI Except i'm not gonna piss on the city, i'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on Toriel's housel How do you like that Toriell? I p----- on your house you THOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f------ city, get out of my f------ sight before i piss on you too!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/468/863/d7b.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
How do you like that, Obama!
![https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/as4ywz/how_do_you_like_that_obama/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/462/215/fc5.png)
![https://old.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/as4ywz/how_do_you_like_that_obama/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/462/215/fc5.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
PissStar Eggman
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/889/950/6fd.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/889/950/6fd.jpg)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Siivagunner
![CorBond @CorBond Follow I've come to make an announcement: Youtube's a bitch-ass m-----------. They p----- on my f------ channel I AN GREAT. I Ia 1:40 PM- 4 Jan 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/067/25e.png)
![CorBond @CorBond Follow I've come to make an announcement: Youtube's a bitch-ass m-----------. They p----- on my f------ channel I AN GREAT. I Ia 1:40 PM- 4 Jan 2019](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/067/25e.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Nomus obviously have dicks because they need to piss
![Rain Today at 11:33 AM I've come to make an announcement: All Might's a bitch-ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ boss. That's right. He took his hero f-----' swole d--- out and he p----- on my F------ boss,and he said his d--- was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. All Might, you got a small d---. It's the size of this Nomu except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no swole, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f----- my boss, so guess what, I'm gonna f--- Midoriya. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER WARPING PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Midoriya. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on AMERICA! How do you like that, CAPTAIN CELEBRITY? I P----- ON AMERICA, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the f------ school, now get out of my f------ sight before l piss on you too!](/assets/image-covers/spoiler.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Time to take a piss
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/063/619.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/063/619.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta
Super Wario Piss
![Za Wario @Za_Wario 've come to make an announcement Mario's a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his grimey italian d--- out, and he p----- on my f------ wife. And he said that his d--- was "like a Mega Mushroom" and I said that's disgusting. 5:16 PM-26 Jan 2019 so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Super Mario, you've got a small d---, it's the size of a Mini Mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO ENHANCEMENTS, NO FUZZIES. Look at that, it looks like two bob-ombs and a piranha plant. He f----- my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f--- PEACH THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER WARIO PISS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/461/065/7e3.png)
![Za Wario @Za_Wario 've come to make an announcement Mario's a bitch ass m-----------. He p----- on my f------ wife. That's right, he took his grimey italian d--- out, and he p----- on my f------ wife. And he said that his d--- was "like a Mega Mushroom" and I said that's disgusting. 5:16 PM-26 Jan 2019 so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Super Mario, you've got a small d---, it's the size of a Mini Mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO ENHANCEMENTS, NO FUZZIES. Look at that, it looks like two bob-ombs and a piranha plant. He f----- my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f--- PEACH THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER WARIO PISS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/461/065/7e3.png)
Eggman Pisses on the Moon / Eggman Announcement Copypasta