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When I was 5 my mom got an elf on the shelf and told me it was watching to see if I was bad. I was so scared I decided to kill it and I snuck out, stole the elf on the shelf, and then ripped it's arms up and hid it in the grass under my window. Then lied about it when questioned. 10:14 PM • 7/6/21 ⚫ Twitter Web App
When I was 5 my mom got an elf on the shelf and told me it was watching to see if I was bad. I was so scared I decided to kill it and I snuck out, stole the elf on the shelf, and then ripped it's arms up and hid it in the grass under my window. Then lied about it when questioned. 10:14 PM • 7/6/21 ⚫ Twitter Web App

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CNN CNN. @CNN This 15-year-old wept as her parents told her their insurance company denied her for minimally invasive brain surgery that could end her seizures cnn.it/2Au8jiU 12/11/17, 5:10 AM abc ABC News NEWS @ABC Children's hospital jumps into action to help save a 7-year-old's Elf on a Shelf after it was attacked by her dog. abcn.ws/2y92jG7 Amold Palmer Hospital for Children Orlando, Florida O 60c NEWS
CNN CNN. @CNN This 15-year-old wept as her parents told her their insurance company denied her for minimally invasive brain surgery that could end her seizures cnn.it/2Au8jiU 12/11/17, 5:10 AM abc ABC News NEWS @ABC Children's hospital jumps into action to help save a 7-year-old's Elf on a Shelf after it was attacked by her dog. abcn.ws/2y92jG7 Amold Palmer Hospital for Children Orlando, Florida O 60c NEWS

Elf on the Shelf
a boring dystopia healthcare

You heard of elf on the shelf now get ready for…

YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR... 0 Norton
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR... 0 Norton

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You have seen Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for... | /r/memes

Tony on a Pony Alternatively Pile of ash on Rainbow Dash
Tony on a Pony Alternatively Pile of ash on Rainbow Dash

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The Cutest Christmas Tradition!

YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF. BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..
YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF. BUT HAVE YOU HEARD OF..

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pup cup christmas tradition

that's what you get


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alien aliens face huger facehuger

ditches and stitches

Parents Mortified as Kids Turn Elf on the Shelf Into Snitch in the Ditch
Parents Mortified as Kids Turn Elf on the Shelf Into Snitch in the Ditch

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snitches get stitches

Creppy elf


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Mensch on a Bench

The Jewish answer to Elf on a Shelf.
The Jewish answer to Elf on a Shelf.

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Fifty Shades of Elf

Image owned and taken by me
Image owned and taken by me

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Somewhat more elaborate "elves"

Let's just say this is as sfw as this game gets.
Let's just say this is as sfw as this game gets.

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Taped to the Wall


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wall army photograph

Living Elf on the Shelf

Living Elf on the Shelf (Boston/Brookline/Cambridge) For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend's, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand. My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding Thank you, and happy holidays! [whatever you want my name to be]
Living Elf on the Shelf (Boston/Brookline/Cambridge) For $100/hour I will come to your holiday party dressed as the Elf on the Shelf and sit in any location you assign me while I stare emptily at your guests for the duration of the event I specialize in holiday themed events, either yours or an un-expecting friend's, but I also offer contracted private investigation and babysitting services. Please inquire about these rates, as they are negotiable based on the task at hand. My services have been in high demand this season, so I now require at least 48 hours notice in advance of any bookings and appreciate your understanding Thank you, and happy holidays! [whatever you want my name to be]

Elf on the Shelf
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The Shelf on the Elf

Crappy cartoon drawn by me.
Crappy cartoon drawn by me.

Elf on the Shelf
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"Imgur":http://imgur.com/bIzv9f9
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/bIzv9f9

Elf on the Shelf
elf on the shelf

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/Jgd5DEx
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/Jgd5DEx

Elf on the Shelf
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